I hope you’re all HELLA pumped about tomorrow, because tomorrow…
THE FINAL EPISODE OF BLACK★RETARD LOSER (TV) WILL AIR!!!
Oh, wait, sorry. That was pretty racist of me. Apologies, anyone out there who got offended. Tomato isn’t black. Japanese★Retard Schooler (TV) just doesn’t have the same ring to it, though…
But wait! This isn’t even a BRS post! It’s a BCBA post! And Busou Chuugakusei: Basket Army you will have.
Baskets of armies»
Oh, hey. Welcome to February. Note that the first anime of this season aired nearly a month ago (Natsume, on January 3rd). Back in my day, they called me the lATEM@STER. Because I write posts. That are late. Hahaha. That’s not even a pun what am I typing
Here, read my season previews. They’re decent. And by decent I mean they’re not horrible. That is to say, they’re merely bad and/or mediocre. Just read those god-damned posts and come back here and read this god-damned post and like, just, damn yourself, god
Before anyone accuses me of espousing anime as an entertaining, interesting, and fun medium of communication, let me disclaim myself with a disclaimer that I believe fully fits the mood of this post.
[Disclaimer: ANIME SUCKS]
I wear anime sucks in my anime shoes»
Y’know, the kind of première episodes I hate the most are those that exist only to introduce the characters (see: Horizon). What kind of posts can you make out of those, other than posts that exist only to introduce the characters (see: Horizon)?
I guess my creativity was sucked out of me by octopuses or something, because I can’t think of any creative things to do than to recap a five-minute-long episode in a post that’ll take you more than five minutes to read. Here’s a guy’s eyebrow. I think it’s the most interesting thing that’s happened this episode.
[Suspicious Announcement: It's a very special day tomorrow; bonus special crackers to anybody who can guess what that day is...]
Woah, woah, woah. You didn’t think that that was the end, did you? Did you miss that ’2012 Winter Anime PART ONE’ at the end of the post title? Or are you wondering why I’m using rhetorical questions in a post about anime previews? Let me first tell you that I am a master at rhetoric. Some people can’t even toric normally, but I toric over and over and over again.