Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu 1
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How's that possible? You're either a mage or a swordsman.
The Legend of the Legendary Heroes takes too much time to type out so I’ll refer to it as “tl;dw” from now on – “The Legend (of the) Dark Wizards”, or if you want me to make more sense, “too long didn’t write”.
We start with the STORY of A GREAT SWORDSWIZARD who CAST SHAME UPON ALL LOWER LEVELED SWORDSWIZARDS by SINGLEHANDEDLY WIPING OUT EVERY SINGLE MONSTER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Eventually, the SWORDSWIZARD DIED because the PLAYER DIED because his MOM DIED because his DAD DIED because his UNCLE DIED because his CAT DIED because his CAR DROWNED IN A LAKE because the LAKE DROWNED IN A WELL OFF THE COAST OF FINLAND because of SOMETHING.
Actually he may be still alive but obviously SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS HAVE GONE BY (which is equivalent to 3 real-life hours).
Anyways it is revealed that the SWORDSWIZARD wears CONTACT LENSES and HACKS to kill all of the monsters (obviously). SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS LATER, some NOTSWORDSBUTSTILLWIZARD (from now on known NOT as NOTSWORDSBUTSTILLWIZARD but rather as Lute RYNER) reveals HIS MODIFIED FANBOY CONTACT LENSES because the swordswizard is liek so kawaii desu yo ne squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~ <3 <3 <3
The enemy forces start to disco ’cause they’re DISCO BANDITS, but the enemy commander realizes that DISCOISTANCE IS FUTILE. Thus he tries to get as much screentime as he can before he disappears.
Suddenly, A SWORDSWOMAN APPEARS!
She slices off the swords of all of the enemy soldiers who have ceased to disco. As for those who are still discoing, well… they’re still discoing.
And thus they continue their quest to EAT DANGO.
Also heals 20 HP and 200 MP in Maplestory
Anyways, some elderly shopkeeper explains that the Dango will cost 600 mesos, but as they have already killed several Mushm-
Anyways, some elderly shopkeeper explains that she’s fat.
Who’s she referring to? The hero/demon Astal SION.
…who happens to be the KING OF ROLAND. It is explained that ROLAND (a place) is fighting against NELPHA (another place) and that SHOPKEEPER (a place) is fighting to stop being fat (an impossibility).
SHE'S EATING THE DANGO EVEN THOUGH IT GAVE HER CRUCIAL INFORMATION
The SWORDSWOMAN (who from now on will be referred to as Eris FERRIS (wheel?)), reveals that SION is EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLLL.
So evil that he’s STOLEN EIRIN’S HAIR.
EIRIN EIRIN EIRIN EIRIN
Anyways, RYNER and FERRIS decide to go TOMB-RAIDING so they CUT OPEN the stone door of a tomb.
Unfortunately there are TRAPS there and people get BURNT ’cause TORCHWEAVER IS ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RYNER TURNED FAT
Actually, they’re trying to find the LEGENDARY treasures of the LEGENDARY heroes of LEGEND.
Anyways, going back to SION and you’ll find that he’s getting MURDERED by a LITTLE KID. The LITTLE KID realizes he’s MURDERED the wrong person so he creates a TIME WARP and lo and behold SION as ALIVE and helps the LITTLE KID find his SISTER, who has been TAKEN by some KING NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO HAVE A MENTION ON THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE.
RYNER and FERRIS are finally CAUGHT by their STALK-er… CAPTAIN OF THE ROLAND ARMY, Callaud MILK! But ’cause dey coo’ liek dat dey walk away just liek dat yo. SO MILK MAD AND ATTACK WITH LIGHTNING YO. BUT RYNER STEALS FROM KONJIKI NO GASH BELL AND BLOCKS EVERYTHING
Except for those pesky underground attacks.
Anyways Milk gets jealous (and radioactively purple) and Ferris reveals the truth:
Not really, Milk was just Ryner’s childhood friend. Anyways the temple conveniently collapses on top of them.
Rather, the temple turns into a monster and starts firing lazors at them
BUT THEN FERRIS’S JEWEL THING SENDS A MASTER SPARK FLYING THRUOGH THE AIR TOWADRS THME (CLCIK ON THE IMGAE) CAUSNIG CAMREA SHKAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ADN IT KLILS THE MOUNTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ADN MAEKS A CRATREEEEEEEEEE
Vredefort's got nothing on ya
Iunno. It doesn’t look like many people are blogging this (or I’m not following enough blogs :P), meaning the aniblogging community seems to have lowered expecations for this show. Maybe it’s the expectations that the world will be poorly constructed, or just the title is too damn cheesy.
But I, for one, am looking forward to this show. I was expecting a lot more comedy but tl;dw seems to have a much more… serious? tone to it. It’s probably not going to last long (2 seasons at most?) so I’m looking forward to see how they’ll build up a climax of such a large problem. This ain’t no Ikebukuro; this is the entire (tl;dw) world we’re talking about.
Also, if Eirin’s hairstyle is here, that means that Reisen’s hairstyle must be too. That just gets instant watch points (Strike Witches, anyone? In the OP I saw a Reisen).
Eh, you can’t judge anything on the first episode, but now that I’ve started watching it I probably won’t drop it; which means you’ll get to read MORE OF THESE HORRIBLE POSTS
So THAT'S where Yuzuru went
^ CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…saw. Fake chart, BTW >_>
^ Summer Wars. Really need to watch that now…
^ Touhou x Utawarerumono OP. I had to copy the latter’s name or else I’d spell it like utawariomario or something like that >_>
^ Fukkireta? VUVUZELA!