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How's that possible? You're either a mage or a swordsman.

The Legend of the Legendary Heroes takes too much time to type out so I’ll refer to it as “tl;dw” from now on – “The Legend (of the) Dark Wizards”, or if you want me to make more sense, “too long didn’t write”.

We start with the STORY of A GREAT SWORDSWIZARD who CAST SHAME UPON ALL LOWER LEVELED SWORDSWIZARDS by SINGLEHANDEDLY WIPING OUT EVERY SINGLE MONSTER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Eventually, the SWORDSWIZARD DIED because the PLAYER DIED because his MOM DIED because his DAD DIED because his UNCLE DIED because his CAT DIED because his CAR DROWNED IN A LAKE because the LAKE DROWNED IN A WELL OFF THE COAST OF FINLAND because of SOMETHING.

NARUTO COPIER

Actually he may be still alive but obviously SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS HAVE GONE BY (which is equivalent to 3 real-life hours).

Anyways it is revealed that the SWORDSWIZARD wears CONTACT LENSES and HACKS to kill all of the monsters (obviously). SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS LATER, some NOTSWORDSBUTSTILLWIZARD (from now on known NOT as NOTSWORDSBUTSTILLWIZARD but rather as Lute RYNER) reveals HIS MODIFIED FANBOY CONTACT LENSES because the swordswizard is liek so kawaii desu yo ne squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~ <3 <3 <3

The enemy forces start to disco ’cause they’re DISCO BANDITS, but the enemy commander realizes that DISCOISTANCE IS FUTILE. Thus he tries to get as much screentime as he can before he disappears.

Forever.

Suddenly, A SWORDSWOMAN APPEARS!

She slices off the swords of all of the enemy soldiers who have ceased to disco. As for those who are still discoing, well… they’re still discoing.

It's maaaaggggiiiicccccccc

And thus they continue their quest to EAT DANGO.

Wait, what?

Also heals 20 HP and 200 MP in Maplestory

Anyways, some elderly shopkeeper explains that the Dango will cost 600 mesos, but as they have already killed several Mushm-

wrong game.

Anyways, some elderly shopkeeper explains that she’s fat.

Who’s she referring to? The hero/demon Astal SION.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

…who happens to be the KING OF ROLAND. It is explained that ROLAND (a place) is fighting against NELPHA (another place) and that SHOPKEEPER (a place) is fighting to stop being fat (an impossibility).

SHE'S EATING THE DANGO EVEN THOUGH IT GAVE HER CRUCIAL INFORMATION

The SWORDSWOMAN (who from now on will be referred to as Eris FERRIS (wheel?)), reveals that SION is EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLLL.
So evil that he’s STOLEN EIRIN’S HAIR.

EIRIN EIRIN EIRIN EIRIN

Anyways, RYNER and FERRIS decide to go TOMB-RAIDING so they CUT OPEN the stone door of a tomb.

Open Sesame...?

Unfortunately there are TRAPS there and people get BURNT ’cause TORCHWEAVER IS ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RYNER TURNED FAT

Actually, they’re trying to find the LEGENDARY treasures of the LEGENDARY heroes of LEGEND.

Anyways, going back to SION and you’ll find that he’s getting MURDERED by a LITTLE KID. The LITTLE KID realizes he’s MURDERED the wrong person so he creates a TIME WARP and lo and behold SION as ALIVE and helps the LITTLE KID find his SISTER, who has been TAKEN by some KING NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO HAVE A MENTION ON THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

;A;

RYNER and FERRIS are finally CAUGHT by their STALK-er… CAPTAIN OF THE ROLAND ARMY, Callaud MILK! But ’cause dey coo’ liek dat dey walk away just liek dat yo. SO MILK MAD AND ATTACK WITH LIGHTNING YO. BUT RYNER STEALS FROM KONJIKI NO GASH BELL AND BLOCKS EVERYTHING

Ma Seshirudo?

Except for those pesky underground attacks.

Anyways Milk gets jealous (and radioactively purple) and Ferris reveals the truth:

Not really, Milk was just Ryner’s childhood friend. Anyways the temple conveniently collapses on top of them.

Rather, the temple turns into a monster and starts firing lazors at them

BUT THEN FERRIS’S JEWEL THING SENDS A MASTER SPARK FLYING THRUOGH THE AIR TOWADRS THME (CLCIK ON THE IMGAE) CAUSNIG CAMREA SHKAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ADN IT KLILS THE MOUNTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ADN MAEKS A CRATREEEEEEEEEE

Vredefort's got nothing on ya

Iunno. It doesn’t look like many people are blogging this (or I’m not following enough blogs :P), meaning the aniblogging community seems to have lowered expecations for this show. Maybe it’s the expectations that the world will be poorly constructed, or just the title is too damn cheesy.

But I, for one, am looking forward to this show. I was expecting a lot more comedy but tl;dw seems to have a much more… serious? tone to it. It’s probably not going to last long (2 seasons at most?) so I’m looking forward to see how they’ll build up a climax of such a large problem. This ain’t no Ikebukuro; this is the entire (tl;dw) world we’re talking about.

Also, if Eirin’s hairstyle is here, that means that Reisen’s hairstyle must be too. That just gets instant watch points (Strike Witches, anyone? In the OP I saw a Reisen).

Eh, you can’t judge anything on the first episode, but now that I’ve started watching it I probably won’t drop it; which means you’ll get to read MORE OF THESE HORRIBLE POSTS

So THAT'S where Yuzuru went

http://twitpic.com/22pnc4/full
^ CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…saw. Fake chart, BTW >_>


^ Summer Wars. Really need to watch that now…


^ Touhou x Utawarerumono OP. I had to copy the latter’s name or else I’d spell it like utawariomario or something like that >_>


^ Fukkireta? VUVUZELA!

6 responses

  1. Poor dangos. Also, nice summary.

    2010/07/11 at 01:00

  2. Dangos ;-;

    2010/07/11 at 03:21

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  4. Demon

    Alright ive watched this show, so here i go and explain how you can have a mage and warrior class. ITS SIMPLE D&D rules, i mean you can look towards anything. BUT ALL ANIME CLASSES and SKILL Types have some similarity to D&D. The mage/warroir is more a battle mage or crusader position. But if you want my in take on what the Legendary hero is, he is neither. He is a mage and warrior whom was made to fight, who’s purpose was to fight. Maybe not to save the world, considering if you seen the anime. He DID kill his only best friend, however you could say he tricked or his best friend sacrificed himself.

    As for the lowered expectations, you can not blame the world for those who are TOO ignorant of a plot story to be able to follow this one. As ALL the side plots, roll into the main plot in a way. Everything in the story is connected and the connections all lead back to the Fool and the Legendary Fallen Hero. Now if you can understand that, here is the other thing. You got to understand who the fool emboddies and who the hero emboddies, thus the king and his magister. I guess you could call him.

    Reason i am taking the time to explain this, is because i dislike assholes who have to make a blog. When they barely understand what they are even writing about, if your going to write about something. Make sure you know damn well, what your fucking writing about. With that, and having wasted my time explaining one of the most epic animes ive watched and far better then any bleach or narutard shit.

    2012/06/25 at 16:45

  5. Mmm, I totally agree with you on the first paragraph, not that a throwaway caption-remark has anything to do with my post whatsoever, but you do raise a valid point.

    I’d talk about your misusage of ‘whom’, my misspelling of ‘misuse’, and how I, in fact, had not seen the anime before writing this post, but I won’t, because that only degrades myself and not you, which would be the purpose of this comment.

    Would be, but isn’t, because instead of talking about how ‘I, for one, am looking forward to this show’ and how ‘you can’t judge anything on the first episode’ were two main parts of my post that you apparently skipped over entirely, I’m going to talk about how I dislike assholes who have to comment on a shitty blog post. I’m not talking about ‘you’re’ comment, because ‘your’ actually not bad. I’m the real asshole here, seriously. It took me five hours and several buckets of puke just to scroll through this utter tripe, and I’m amazed you took the time to comment on this and not the post in which I lavishly praise tl;dw for its immersion and depth.

    P.S. I only replied to this because I’m a sad loser who writes on a blog because I have no friends in real life
    P.P.S. Is this passive-aggressive enough

    2012/06/25 at 17:28

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