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Black Lagoon: Roberta’s Blood Trail 1

[First, an announcement: The Aniblog Tourney, which I mentioned briefly a really, really, long time ago (way back in the time of links and fillers… well, there’s still fillers now cough cough), has finally ended, with the winner being Star Crossed Anime Blog!]

DO YOU SEE THAT? Yes, it’s A NEW OP with a remix of the SAME SONG! AND IT’S AS EPIC AS THE FIRST ONE.

Why?

BECAUSE ROBERTA’S BLOOD TRAIL IS AS EPIC AS THE PREVIOUS TWO SEASONS.

This OVA has to do with ROBERTA and her BLOOD TRAIL WOW HOW AMAZING

She decides to put RED MASCARA on when she was a child and became SAD. So when she became an adult, she put MORE MASCARA ON because what the hell am I saying

AGNRY FAIC

In all seriousness though, Roberta seemed to be captured by some US troops in 1969 of the Vietnam war. This hints that she in fact, isn’t Columbian to begin with – but was rather born in Vietnam and then moved to Columbia to kill people.

It then jumps to 26 years later; 1995. Roberta has returned from her… excursion over at Roanapur, when suddenly, DIEGO LOVELACE (the head of the family) IS SHOT TO FREAKING BLOODY DEATH

By who? Obviously by some suicidal idiot, because Roberta’s going to kill their whole organization. But it’s not just some suicidal idiot – it’s the FREAKING UNITED STATES SPECIAL FORCES. They had to assassinate an enemy general but Diego was on the platform at the same time when they BLEW UP A BOMB

She reflects on her past when Diego took her in because if he didn’t people would look at her funny

Film Noir?

She tells us that there’s no reason why people kill other people – and so she doesn’t even say that killing the US forces will be vengeance, but rather that she just wants to kill them.

The people of Roanapur notice that ROBERTA IS BACK

AND THEN A MAID COMES INTO THE YELLOW FLAG

…Er, yeah.

…And then she stabs some gangster in the balls with a knife in her foot.

:/

AND THEN SHE USES A PAIR OF MAG-7S CONCEALED IN HER SLEEVES TO SHOOT EVERYONE

AND THEN SHE TAKES A PUMP ACTION CHINA LAKE NATIC AND SHOOTS EVERYONE

AGAIN

And then the bar collapses.

:/

So the maid’s called FABIOLA and she’s looking for RAVIOLA

…Roberta.

And she bursts into a hotel ROOM where she finds a BROOM

…actually she finds that Chang’s in there but whatever

So she takes a GUN and stops trying to make weird PUNS that are actually really bad RHYMES but CHANG is so awesome that he DISARMS her singlehandedly. Literally.

Anyways Fabiola reveals that ROBERTA is methodically KILLING EVERYONE, even American NSA COLONELS.

They ask Rock for his help, and only his help, not the rest of Lagoon. Nevertheless, Rock learned from his experiences that they would obviously and completely fail.

The oddly nostalgic ED then plays.

I’d expect a lot more fanfare over this, even though the next episode’s coming in September (the ⑨th, Cirno Day AND the first one year anniversary of this blog). There’s everything you need for a great OVA – Lots of action, even in the first episode, some odd bits of humour (Bao and that Cartel guy playing tug-of-war over the telephone), historical moments (foreshadowing? Or maybe just more background information we never knew before), and “a clear attempt to give more depth to Roberta.”

The latter is obvious with the large amounts of backstory and possible hints of insanity (I mean look at her eyes @_@), but I don’t know if it’ll be enough; it seems to me that Roberta’s “depth” is basically that she’s some insane bloodhound that wants to kill the United States. I, for one, would like to see her actual motives revealed; noone does something for no purpose. That’ll most likely happen at the very end when she slowly dies after killing the United States people but with a bullet in her [insert vital organ here] while rain falls slowly in the background.

“It’s hard for me to put a finger on, but something feels like it’s missing here.” I thought somewhat the same, and after some thinking, I realized – the characters are basically the same as what they are when the show started. Rock’s been in Roanapur for a year – if you were a businessman living in the world of normality and suddenly were plunged into the criminal underworld, stuff would happen to you after a year. The realizations he’s had during the previous two seasons aren’t really showing up much in this episode. The “frightened Rock of season 1 is back”, quite obvious especially with his reaction to Fabiola’s request.

:/

Nevertheless it was still, a great opening to what should be a great OVA.

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