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Ookami-san to Shichinin no Nakamatachi 3

[ANNOUNCEMENT: BLACK ROCK SHOOTER IS FREAKING OUT. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TIME TO WATCH IT…. after the weekend is over. :<]

After losing the competition Otohime had to turn back to her otaku lifestyle

This episode begins with a revelation – CIRNO OTOHIME IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Did I mention that she’s FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Anyways, after FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT Otohime is revealed to be FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT when she was a FAAAAAAAAAAAAT elementary schooler. THAT WAS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. But then TAROU came and so she became UNFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

BECAUSE SHE WAS SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT Tarou could only go to Ryouko

Anyways when she was FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT people called her a TURTLE because TURTLES are FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT (and freaking invincible :< to like everything). Some Luka loli was especially MEAN so Otohime was SAD. And FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

In Otogi Academy, the Lukaloli appears once more! Pokéballs are useless ’cause she’s a loli! AND SO A FIGHT BREAKS OUT ON CAMPUS. HAVOC AND PANIC PERVADE THE BURNING SCHOOL AS HORDES OF ZOMBIE MINIONS BITE wait

what.

Actually just a pink-haired Miku

Anyways they decide to enter a COMPETITION where PERVERTED HIGHSCHOOL BOYS look at RANDOM GIRLS WITH BATHING SUITS. So obviously the Otogi Bank decide to CAPITALIZE ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

GET IT

BANK

CAPITALIZE

;_;

Also Liszt decides to crossdress

"...SHOES BEHIND MY HEAD"

:/

Alright, so basically ALL THE MALES get to vote and THE FEMALES don’t ’cause this show has MAJOR SEXISM. Otogi Bank has decided to MAKE EVERYONE HATE LOLILUKA, but LOLILUKA makes everyone hate OTOHIME through SLANDER, major SLANDER.

Ryouko somehow gets entered in the competition as well.

At least he's not in the competition

A bunch of things then happen.

At least they're not Naruto weeaboos

"I'M A MAIDO"

THIS ISN'T SHAMAN KING

Finally the day of the contest is here. MAJO STEALS THE SPOTLIGHT CAUSE SHE’S COO’ LIKE THAT

I couldn't agree with your description more

And so neither Otohime nor LOLILUKA win the contest. B'[

But it is revealed that everything went

JUST.

AS.

PLANNED.

(because I can’t think of a good enough Ookami-related pun with that)

‘Cause Tarou was the only guy who voted for Otohime (and noone voted for LOLILUKA cause she’s a LOLI LUKA).

And so it ends.

Iunno. This episode was supposed to be a parody of the Tortoise and the Hare, but… I couldn’t see any similarities. Sure, Otohime’s FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT and Loliluka’s FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…st (not really), but that’s about all there is. Otohime didn’t try any more harder than Loliluka to SLANDER SLANDER SLANDER her opponent, and Loliluka definitely didn’t stop to have a nap under the tree. Besides, at the end both of them lost.

I may cease to episode-blog this; it’s not giving me what I expected. The first episode was great, it was a direct parody; the second episode, not as much (I couldn’t even recognize the fairytale until I read it on a blog), and this one has nothing in common with the fairytale. Well, sure, “they laid the tortoise vs. hare metaphor pretty thick”, with the naming, obvious pictures, etc., but plot-wise, NOTHING is similar. I think I’ve repeated myself enough here.

Yeah, several other people seem (emphasis on seem) to be sharing my sentiments, “…this episode was pretty meh”, “…this episode really struggled to interest me at all”, although that seems to be more because there’s not enough RYOUKO PUNCH and RYOUSHI WAIT-WHY-AM-I-HOLDING-A-JAPANESE-GAMBLING-GAME-IN-MY-HAND… eh.

Then again, other people think it’s pretty good, so…

Next episode has MEIDOS, so that must be awesome.

If it isn’t…

…eh.

Oh, and also Loliluka isn’t Loliluka’s real name.

:/

SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI RINGO RINGO RINGO RINGO

2 responses

  1. Nah, I thought the episode was meh too. But I tend to try and show enjoyment from the littlest of things. :P

    2010/07/25 at 05:39

  2. When there’s so many other epic shows to choose from, I sorta find it hard to do that >_>

    Oh well.

    2010/07/25 at 20:33