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Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin 4


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So KOZUE and MAYA are dead/missing so Fumiaki (or is it Bunmei? I’ll stay with Fumiaki) and Mikaze CHASE THEM IN A CAAAAAAAAAR

They go into a TOMB/SHRINE/ROCK/UNDERGROUND TUNNEL/GUILD/place and find out that there is ROCK there and if you PUSH the ROCK the ROCK gets PUSHED.

At the same time, Smile/JK also search for Maya with their new, improved SMILEGLASSES~!

These SMILEGLASSES were bought from the SMILEGLASSES STORE for an EXTREMELY LOW PRICE! Not only that, but they are EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE and liable to MAKE YOU SMILE. If you don’t smile, then mail back this product and we’ll MAKE YOU SMILE 100% GUARANTEED!

Batteries not included. Because you don’t need them.

Anyways, Fumiaki gets pwnt by himself.


WHICH WAY IS HIS FACE ROTATING? We may never know.

Anyways he runs away from Mikaze ’cause he’s scared and runs into Maya. Delving deeper into the tunnel/guild/thingy, they find…

THE WORLD TREE.

IT IS THE GREATEST TREE EVER, THE LARGEST AND MOST INDESTRUCTABLE TREE THAT HOLDS THE VERY FABRICS OF SPACETIME TOGETH-

…How anticlimatic.

Anyways he falls down into a pile of shit.

Yeah.


How much curry DID you eat?! Gosh…

Inside the pile of shit he finds #5’s cellphone – meaning the excreter-of-vulgar-interesting-language monster ate #5 and shat out his cellphone.

:/

The excreter-of-vulgar-interesting-language monster (henceforth known as the “EVIL monster”) chases Maya and Fumiaki, and they run away. Fumiaki reveals that all this time, he was just an INDIAN PENNY-EATER.


Reimu: “Please? I need money to build my shrine!”

Meaning at the end, he’s just rather sad, and force

Anyways, an ANGRY SWARM OF BEES attack, and Fumiaki RUNS AWAY. Then he goes and hugs a tree.

Maya finds that Kozue’s inside some bee-cocoon or something, and is about to DIE – WHEN SMILE ARRIVES AND PWNS EVERYONE WITH A GIANT WRENCH. Then JK goes and PWNS everyone with LITTLE METAL STICKS ABOUT THE LENGTH OF HIS THUMB.

Finally, JK gets an ACCORDIAN-BAGPIPE-KEYBOARD-GUITAR and creates a resonance frequency too much for the bugs to handle. THE BUGS DIE IN A CAVE SOMEWHAT NEAR THE COAST OF JAPAN.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They run out and the episode ends (well, it obviously doesn’t but GUESS WHAT? I’M LAZY. And please don’t say “you aren’t lazy”)

I must point out one thing first.

IT IS FREAKING HARD TO ADD TEXT IN PAINT WHEN YOU CAN’T USE THE TEXT TOOL. MORE LIKE MSPAIN :< AND COPYPASTING? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I wish I could use photoshop but I'm too lazy to :<

http://abandonedfactory.wordpress.com/2010/07/27/occult-academy-4-romantic-fantasies/
http://lostinamerica-deeg.blogspot.com/2010/07/seikimatsu-occult-gakuin-4.html
http://www.seaslugteam.com/archives/2010/07/29/seikimatsu-occult-academy-04/
http://hanners-anime.blogspot.com/2010/07/occult-academy-episode-4.html
http://metanorn.kokidokom.net/2010/07/seikimatsu-occult-gakuin-04/


^ BLACK LAGOON LIGHT RIFLE EDITION
http://pinktentacle.com/2010/08/animated-map-of-nuclear-explosions-1945-1998/
An animated sound-map of all the two thousand nuclear explosions from 1945 to 1998… thank god there haven’t been any more after that, excluding the North Korea ones. Watch the video till the end for a map of all the nuclear explosion sites.


This is abd.

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