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Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu 7

Ryner has been revealed ta be a very abusive sex offender, as Ferris has commented on several times before.

Everyone is APPALLED by this DISASTER and Ferris KILLS HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL


…ish. It’s good with hero ketchup and hero mustard :V

…Actually, no. After 10 minutes nothing really happens besides these pink-haired people going into a bar and cracking a lame joke. Actually it’s not even a bar it’s an underground tomb. Or something. I don’t know this episode was confusing alright

Then it cuts to Milk and her reverse harem who happen ta be eating with hero forks and hero knives


No, no, it’s just ta hero onions

She decides ta kill Ferris and rescue Ryner who must be suffering very much

But they get pwnt

SO THEY SAD AND STUFF

Ryner ties them ta a tree or something and finds a HERO DAGGER which would taste EXCELLENT on his HERO HOTDOG with HERO CHEESE and CANADIAN BACON.


Unfortunately, Ferris believes that a HERO SWORD would taste better

Sion recruits Thatguywhodiedwho’stoounimportanttorememberhisname’s little sister as his… I’m gonna leave this up ta yar imagination :V

Then a bunch of people come and Ryner kills them all or something with a giant nuke


It’s not 42

BUT THEN THEY’RE STILL ALIVE WAIT DIDN’T HE KILL THEM ALL WHO CARES

RYNER throws ta dagger into ta ground

AND THEN GIANT DRAGONS APPEAR


Our job here… is done.

I’M RUNNING OUT OF TIME I NEED TA GET TA A PIANO LESSON AND THIS POST WAS WRITTEN ON FRIDAY OR SOMETHIN

SO ALL CAPS’D TOTALLY MAKE THIS FASTER

FIRST OFF – LOLIS CAN’T DO ANYTHING BESIDES IRIS BECAUSE SHE’S AWESOME. THUSLY Thatunimportantguythatgotmurdered’s LITTLE SISTER MUST BE A SPY FOR KEIFERLAND

AND AND AND

ER TA DRAGON MUST BE A LEGENDARY HERO

AND AND RYNER MUST TAME IT SO THAT HE CAN COPY OFF ERAGON’S PLOTLINE OR SOMETHING

MILK IS T3H 1336, WHICH MEANS SHE AIN’T AS LEET AS IRIS

WHEN IS KEIFER GOING TA REAPPEAR WHEN WHEN WHEN

NELPHA’S GUARDS ARE STUPID – WAS THAT TA SAME GUY FROM EPISODE ONE?!

IT’S HARD TA DRAW UNZAN’S FAIC SO I HAD TA DRAW A 8D INSTEAD

ER ER WHAT ELSE WAS I GOING TA SAY

CAPS LOCK IS FA NOOOOOOOBS

REAL MEN DO SHIFT AND STUFF

ER ER LEMME THINK AGAIN

HERO RELICS AREN’T MAGICAL AND SHIT THEY’RE JUST ORDINARY DRAGON-SUMMONING HERO DAGGERS

NOTE TA SELF: DO NOT CUT HERO ONIONS WITHOUT A HERO BUTCHER KNIFE

THE END


Look at her face ta find ta answer

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