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Hello all,

Awesomebananadancer is feeling very hyper right now even though he hasn’t consumed any form of sugar over the past 24 hours. He is currently laying in bed with a winnie-the-pooh pillow ranting about how Mario can smash bricks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle. Hopefully, he will recover from this condition soon. This is pretty unlikely since he has a whole lot of bad conditions, not a single one was cured.

The worst thing he has is ADOS. This stands for Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny. This is a form of attenshun deficitity that it surpasses even ADHD [Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder]. It is said that the doctors that investigated this condition grew insane from looking at so many patients with ADOS, they retired and became hermits who did nothing but tickle blurple cows all day.

He also has many other disorders including MELD [Male Extreme Laughing Disorder], OCD [Overly Crayoned Drawings] and IBLFEC [Internet Black Leaf Fallen Elf Condition]. The details of these conditions will remain undisclosed. We hope you pray for this hyperactice crazy young man, he’s still working on his life goal: to get an IQ at least 10 points higher than an eggplant.

From, The Doctor.

[MUSHYHIJACK: Was in another post but didn’t deserve another post, sorry :VVVVVVVVVVVV]

Alright, so I found this random picture somewhere on the internet. Let’s begin translating names :D

Dave Sunny-O: Tekaruku Aridototofu

That doesn’t sound ninja at all. Takashi definitely is ninja, wonder what that translates to in English. Lar. Well, people named Larry sound cool.

Steven Harper: Arichikurukuto Rikashinokushi

Imagine saying that every morning. Hello Mr. Rikashinokushi, wouldn’t you like coffee or tea? Also, just wondering, what would happen if you ninja’d a name that was already ninja.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Kimirikijimo Medoshimoarikameki

And if you do that again, you get an even longer name!

I’m not going to do that though cause I’m lazy. Anyways, do what you want with the picture, make fun of people, throw it at a garbage can, throw it at a tree, throw it at a fence.

9 responses

  1. “Anyways, do what you want with the picture, make fun of people”

    Okay.Here I go:

    Aaaaaand me: Flare-Lutakashiku(XD XD XD)

    2010/09/11 at 11:50

  2. Jeff – Zukululu. Ha!

    2010/09/11 at 19:37

  3. My real name is Aritakatashi, sounds so much cooler than “kazute”

    2010/09/11 at 21:32

  4. But it doesn’t work cause English is a consonant-vowel alphabet, whereas Japanese is phonetic.

    What’s more, lu isn’t even a character in Japanese, and there really is no ‘l’ in Japanese…

    Alphabetically everything’s confused so really this alphabet translator is completely useless.



    2010/09/11 at 23:40


    it sounds cool

    and thats all that matters

    2010/09/12 at 00:14

  6. It’d be certainly more confusing :V

    But imagine if everything were two or three letters long (like mei and rin)


    2010/09/13 at 01:23

  7. houraiguy

    WHY DOES “Dou Fu (豆 【whatever the “fu” in the previous is】 )” HAVE TO MEAN TOFU IN MANDARIN ACK GAH BLEARGH.

    Meikashitekuto is my real name. OK, not really. But close ’nuff.

    2010/09/14 at 00:30

  8. Tofu is yummy :D

    2010/09/15 at 02:45