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Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin 9


So. Much. Enthusiasm.

Anyways, this is the second edition of Mushy’s ‘let’s-spam-you-all-with-an-anime-nobody-cares-about’ post! SHOW SOME ENTHUSIASM, PEOPLE!

On a related note, the anime club I’m at has just started watching Ookami-san. Episode one. And NOBODY has watched it before. Arggggggggggggggggggggh stuck with bunch of newfags whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Thankfully I raegquit before Ryoushi even shot the stone at that delinquent-stalker guy to the Piano Club which is that much cooler – cause we get to SMASH pianos. With sledgehammers.

:/

(Though I do hope nobody from my school (besides houraiguy) is reading this ._.)


Your FACE

This episode starts off with Maya being incredibly unenthusiastic.


What. You’re selling INSTANT WEIGHT LOSS PILLS for $2 each? We’re interested.

And it ends with her being more enthusiastic and feeling better about her personal health.

Kawashima decides to summon a GHOST. Kozue, because she LOVES MAYA’S DAD SO MUCH asks her to summon him.

Unfortunately it fails, and instead, an EVIL GHOST GIRL APPEARS. She EVILLY latches onto Smile’s back, sucking away hitpoints EVERY SECOND!


Pew pew pew! Space inv-lazors.

Her name’s Akari, but JK BRAVELY DEFENDS AGAINST THIS MENACE TO OUR SAFETY BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT UNDER THAT MASK AKARI IS ACTUALLY A GHOST GIRL.


Fumiaki: That girl looks hot. Maya: That girl looks hot.

Anyways, Fumiaki goes off with Mikaze to become stupid, and Maya goes off with the other main characters to become stupid as well because nobody’s caring about the key that’ll end the world. Maaaaaaan they’re lazy.

They decide that to KILL EVIL AKARI they must FIND HER HOUSE which is next to HER SCHOOL.

But this is so difficult and so surprising that even JK, master of finding things, gets stumped.


n. Facepaint. ‘The JK facepainted himself after he realized that he couldn’t find his glasses.’ ‘The narrator facepaints herself because she realized JK doesn’t wear glasses.’ ‘Fumiaki is soon going to facepaint himself when he finds out that there is no narrator.’ Related words: Face-plant.

Anyways somehow they find her house.

THEN SUDDENLY AKARI TURNS INTO A GHOST GIRL OH MY GOD HOW SCARY

IT’S SO SCARY EVEN KOZUE’S SCARED


“…FUMIAKI? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE A GIRL?!?! :<

It’s revealed that AKARI IS A GHOST GIRL

Wait, what? What do you mean you knew that from the very beginning? Occult Academy gives too much foreshadowing, gosh :V

Akari DIED and now because saving the world is unimportant they have to make sure that she goes to the afterlife instead of lurking around in chatrooms all day.


“…It seems that Akari has been taking… DUGS. She also drinks DEER, even though she’s under the legal RAGE.

Woaaaaaaah is this going to be a TWO-EPISODE AC?! WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AMAZING! That also means we have three more episodes after this arc to find the Nostradamus’s Key, destroy it, reveal more about Mikaze and why the hell she’s Still Alive, reveal more about Kawashima and why it’s so easy for me to spell her name as Kawashiro, and finally we need at least one episode completely devoted to product placement shots.

I think they should’ve just started the Nostradamus part at the beginning!

In all seriousness though, I think they should’ve just started the Nostradamus part at the beginning. Akari is /completely/ useless. She’s not even Yuki-Onna There’s no point in adding her all of a sudden. Just as there was no point to that evil creature that got killed by Jun’ichiro’s spellbook (which they have never even used, and I’ll bet most of ya have completely forgotten about), the mothmen, Kozue having the NDE, the chupacabras, and… well, basically everything else!

Seriously, Occult Academy. Step up your game. If you suddenly turn all plotwise at the end… oh, you have no idea how much I will rage. If you don’t… I’ll still rage, just as hard.

Though looking at it from a closer point of view, this is actually quite nice. There’s segments each on almost separate things, all to do with the occult. It really is, an occult academy.

I DON’T LIKE THIS OCCULT ACADEMY GIVE ME PLOT ALREADY DAMMIT. Maybe they did this just because tl;dw/Shiki was running this season. WELL SORRY TO TELL YA BUT SHIKI’S ON HIATUS SO THAT MEANS YOU’LL NEED A BIT MORE PLOT TO TAKE ITS PLACE

…Actually, when I think about it, at the time episode 9 was made, Shiki wasn’t. OH WELL, IT WILL BE, SO GIVE ME PLOT OR I WILL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEG


Going once, going twice, fetus in a jar!

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