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Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin 10


A BIRD ON A MONKEY EATING A BANANA ON TOP OF A TREE THAT HAS PINECONES GROWING OUT OF BANANAS GROWING OUT OF PINEAPPLES ON THE GROUND THAT HAVE GROWN ON TOP OF BANANA PINECONES ON THE TREE WHILE A MONKEY GROWS THROUGH A BIRD INTO A TREE AND HITS AN APPLE PINEAPPLE PINECONE BANANA IN THE HEAD?!?!?! WITH A MONKEY-EATING BANANA?!!!!!?

This week’s (well, last last last week’s) episode begins with A BIRD ON A MONKEY EATING A BANANA ON TOP OF A TREE THAT HAS PINECONES GROWING OUT OF BANANAS GROWING OUT OF PINEAPPLES ON THE GROUND THAT HAVE GROWN ON TOP OF BANANA PINECONES ON THE TREE WHILE A MONKEY GROWS THROUGH A BIRD INTO A TREE AND HITS AN APPLE PINEAPPLE PINECONE BANANA IN THE HEAD WITH A MONKEY-EATING BANANA.


If you know what I mean…

…Well, it might not. Anyways, Fumiaki does stupid stuff.


Ringo: “I’ve caught it all on tape.”

Maya gets mad, Kawashima gets disappoint.


Son, I am THIS THE POINT.

The other people decide to have a CHRISTMAS PARTY in the middle of summer.


UNLIMITED STAR FORKS

The evil dad reveals that Akari died ’cause of Santa.


IT’S DEAD! Wait, that’s not much of an achievement :/

Then somehow Akari FLOATS INTO A GIANT FLOATING WHIRLPOOL BECAUSE ALL PEOPLE COME FROM GIANT FLOATING WHIRLPOOLS


…For killing me. WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE END.

Hurrrrrr. Didn’t solve anything at all, why do giant floating whirlpools always appear out of people’s ceilings goddammit, Fumiaki seems like the leader of a harenimu now (useless lucky idiot), Akari’s dad is evil, POLAR BEARS DO NOT MOTHERFUCKING EXIST, and JK actually wears sunglasses that you can’t see.

Have I missed anything?

Oh yeah, Ami also cuts Maya in half.

Next time, she’s gonna die!

Whaddya mean her body’s still in one piece? Whaddya mean she died at her desk? Whaddya mean Ami didn’t kill her? YA MUST BE TAKING SOME STRANGE BIRDS ON A MONKEY EATING A BANANA ON TOP OF A TREE THAT HAS PINECONES GROWING OUT OF BANANAS GROWING OUT OF PINEAPPLES ON THE GROUND THAT HAVE GROWN ON TOP OF BANANA PINECONES ON THE TREE WHILE A MONKEY GROWS THROUGH A BIRD INTO A TREE AND HITS AN APPLE PINEAPPLE PINECONE BANANA IN THE HEAD WITH A MONKEY-EATING BANANA.

2 responses

  1. wait what

    2010/09/26 at 00:19

  2. What? It’s just a A BIRD ON A MONKEY EATING A BANANA ON TOP OF A TREE THAT HAS PINECONES GROWING OUT OF BANANAS GROWING OUT OF PINEAPPLES ON THE GROUND THAT HAVE GROWN ON TOP OF BANANA PINECONES ON THE TREE WHILE A MONKEY GROWS THROUGH A BIRD INTO A TREE AND HITS AN APPLE PINEAPPLE PINECONE BANANA IN THE HEAD WITH A MONKEY-EATING BANANA.

    2010/09/26 at 03:02