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SWOT 14


Yamikura just wasn’t good enough to act as a referee…

Manabizaki decides to eat dango, and then goes out to a riverbank underneath a bridge to train. Because people always train on a riverbank underneath a bridge. I’m serious here.

Then some little kid comes and explains how resolve works.

It’s revealed that he’s Owari, the… Teppen holder? Or something. They explained it a long time ago.

Huuhhh what? Is it just me or do people use static electricity to explain /everything/ now? Is it because we’re so inferior that the only natural thing we can think of is electricity? What about, say, ‘this person’s gun fires faster’ or something simple and realistic like that?

As I’ve said before, I hate things that lie on fringes – this is obviously unrealistic but it’s trying to balance it out with ‘science’. Doesn’t. Make. Sense.

Just say ‘oh, we can’t explain this’ and there won’t be any plot holes because there will be too many plot holes!


I wish I was that guy on the slide on the center top

What’s more, apparently they say that only 1 out of 10 million people posses (prononced: PAWS-es) the reverse resolve power. HOW COME THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN THE SAME SCHOOL WHO HAVE IT, THEN?! Don’t argue Poisson Distribution with me because there AREN’T THAT MANY PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL TO BEGIN WITH (probably not even two thousand; then how can there be so many normal resolve users? That makes the percentage of people possessing (PAWS-essee-nnn) like, at least 1%! What the hell is happening with the police? You’d expect them to, y’know, quench this sort of civil disorder with some tanks or something but they leave everything alone!

This applies to near every other battle manga out there; there’s no police in Beelzebub EVEN THOUGH THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END AND THEY COULD STOP IT WITH A SINGLE NUKE, no interference in Reborn! EVEN THOUGH IT’S ABOUT MAFIA! NOT ONE SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING MENTION OF POLICE OCCURS. EVER. THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE KK

I’m only arguing this because SWOT’s trying to stay ‘realistic’ with its ‘scientific’ ‘explanations’; just be like Gash Bell and say it’s magic, mmk?

Thanks.


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