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THE LYRICS GOD ONLY KNOWS CHALLENGE

Seeing that I DON’T HAVE A POST, I NEED A POST IN FOURTY MINUTES, I’m STILL WATCHING EPISODE ONES OF SOME ANIMU EVEN THOUGH MY SEASON PREVIEW IS STILL IN THE DRYER, and I JUST DOWNLOADED TWGOK S2 EPISODE ONE, I decide to TAKE THIS CHALLENGE ON!

THE LYRICS GOD ONLY KNOWS CHALLENGE


(flipped OP but whatever)

Seeing that I also fluent in BOTH JAPANESE and ENGLISH, I shall write the lyrics in BOTH LANGUAGES SIMULTANEOUSLY (Wow, I never even knew I had a tag for Engrish)!

EYE DOANT WAANHNT TU LETA THA CHANSU SLIPPU AWAAAAI

Y IS MAI FUREEEEEEEEEEDOMU TAIKEEN AWAIII?!??!?!?!?11!?/1111wanwanwanwa

REHSEHNEHSEHN GETSU IMOUSHUN

GE EHN DREEE FURUSUTURUASHUN

OH MAI OH VUSHINAI IS BEING REINVENT

AND THE PRICE IS ALL LIKE YOURS BECAUSE

SUCH A BABY I WILL VERSUS OF YOU

THE REALIST WAY, CAN CHANGE THE VERSION, JUST GOT TO ME

SO WHAT IF I SING SO BAD, WHO CARES (wow, self-descriptive)

BLAH BLAH BLAH KAWAII NO BIG DEAL

THEN THE WAWAWAWAWA TO BE DEEEEEEEEE

Overcome. YOUR SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HOLD THE WORLGO-ORLY NO!

I AM WASTING ALL MY TIME (I know right, kiiiiiiiirby)

TO BE ALIVE! DO ME AN ICE LIKE YOU USUALLY DO~!!!!

No morté, no morté, EVERYTHING WILL JUST BE WORK A NOSE

Don’t look at me wrong, it’s just that, he DOESN’T KNOW ANY TREES, FOUR YEWS.

Whatever happens I have left that place and come to that place.

(I don’t ev, en know, what’s a, Wednesday)

Every single week they just begin begin on Wed-nes-day.

When I’m like a Nazi I patrol myself,

GUNS FALL INTO MY HANDS,

THE MOST

BAD

KILL-

ING

LIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(I think that your life,

is just like killing off a sponge.

Shine your light, find your way, or you’ll die)

7 responses

  1. Mister Magus

    Whaaaaaat was that? O.o

    2011/04/13 at 00:17

  2. It’s just that I don’t know any trees, four yews

    2011/04/13 at 01:10

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  4. This was the funniest shit ive seen all day.

    I’am not kidding here!

    Engrish has always been a love hate thing for me. Usually it’s just hate, but there is so much awesome in this little translation here I can’t help but laugh my ass off.

    Last season’s OP had some pretty bad engrish too.

    2011/04/26 at 01:57

  5. The beginning sucked, because I actually tried to take it seriously, but after ‘frustration’ I quit in ‘frustration’.

    2011/04/26 at 04:08

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