STEINS;SUB WHERE

Steins;Sub is just so slow and it’s so hot today and CCCP’s borken and i can’t watch anime and i don’t feel like doing anything else and i just want to watch something and steins;sub isn’t releasing steins;gate and wow it’s hot and im lethargic and i need to post and wow what a lazy day

its like lazy’s a swear word or something

play this music with my post

listen to it reading slow

slowly reading this post while listening to the music reading slowly slowing reading this post while listening to the slowly reading slowly reading listening to music listen reading slowly slowly really reading post listen the music should start slowly slowly fastly faster getting high

if it didn’t get high fast enough then you’re probably reading reading reading post too fast

or maybe your just skipping all the text

either way the best thing to do is next

if you want to read this post then you better start reading bit slower much much very slower really really slower if your slow enough youll see it makes sense and everything is feeling good and everybodys feeling good everyones feeling bad everyones feeling bad im just feeling really bad or i may just be quite well good or maybe im really bad anyways i should prolly stop, i should probably well pause, i should probably well hop, i should probably well rot, i should probably continue with this dramatic nonsense that nobodys reading anyways just finish continuing with this dramatic nonsense going on and up and down and nobodys reading nobodys reading does that matter doesnt matter doesnt matter nobodys reading up and up and up but does it matter does it matter does it matter no it probably probably actually doesnt matter at all.

I didn’t think this idea was a good one cause I’m feeling lazy but that doesn’t seem to be the case any-I didn’t think this idea was a good one cause I was lethargic but two days ago:

I REMEMBERED I HAD A HISTORY TEST
AND IT WAS VERY SCARY
BECAUSE I HAD A HISTORY TEST
and it was very scary.

I REMEMBERED I HAD A HISTORY TEST
AND IT WAS VERY SCARY
…because there was no ice cream truck…
…in the vicinity.

And then I thought to myself let’s study REALLY REALLY HARD
But after a while I realized I NEEDED LOTS OF HELP

But NOBODY WOULD HELP ME.
Cause NOBODY WOULD HELP ME.

WOULD HELP ME.
WOULD HELP ME.
WOULD HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

And then I found my computer,
who helped me a lot!
I finished my history test,
with at least a passing mark.

And then I found another test that NEEDED TO BE DONE!
But I’d no time, it was too late, so I PUT IT DOWN.
And then I went to SLEE-EP.
And then I went to SLEE-EP.

TO SLEE-EP.
TO SLEE-EP.
TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

The next day (which was yesterday) I woke up with a frown.
Because I remembered the history test which last night I put dow-

I PUT IT DOWN-OWN. I PUT IT DOWN-OWN. DOWN-OWN DOWN-own down-own down-own…
LAST NIGHT, well, I PUT IT DOWN. ’twas I, put it down, the test, I put it down, I put the test in front of the computer and now
WHAT DO I DO WITH THE TEST the exam, the exam, the exam, the exam, the exam, THE EXAM?! now, i, am screwed, now, i, am screwed, now, i, am screwed, now, i, am but
NOW
IS THE TIME
is the time
is the time
is the time
to write the exam write the exam write the exam write the exam write the exam write it write the exam write it write the exam write it finish it
now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now

I opened up my computer and I went onto Wikia-Wikipedia.
And I researched a bunch of stuff that had to do with this person who was called Bedřich Smetana.
And then my practice musical history test told me that he didn’t write many sonatas,
But instead what he did was pretty interesting; he wrote this symphonic poem that’s called Má vlast and well what the test asked me was to talk about the second song in this huge piece about the Czech Republic and this section is about the Vltava river, known as ‘Die Moldau’ in German and this is a good song that everybody should give a good listening to and it’s a good song and
I truly think that this post was worth it even though nobody’s reading it anyways!
Because this piece is just so beautiful and soothing I could listen to Die Moldau well, everyday.

If you’ve actually listened so far while still following what I say you truly are a really good person. And even if you’ve not read what I’ve said at least you’re listening (if not, you suck) to this amazing poem. Just please just listen for a little bit of time. Though I’m wondering why you’re reading this so out of line. If you’re actually reading this just for the rhymes, just realize that it’s a grand waste of your own time. Of your own time. That’s not my time.

Then… then… then… then…

It… was… time… to hand in tests… and I was rather scared because I only finished two and my piano teacher wanted at least four or something stupid like that

But that was alright, as
it was for practice.
My actual test comes later:
it’s on August 5th.

I was very happy that
my teacher wasn’t mad.
But it’s almost August;
Don’t have time anymore.

I went home,
Time to work,
I will pass this stupid test…

(pass this stupid test!)
(pass it like the best!)

I got back home was very happy because IT WAS DONE! Oh,
IT WAS DONE! Yeah,
IT WAS DONE! Oh,
IT WAS DONE! Oh yeah!

finished it finished it finished it finished it finished it finished it yeah!

but wait a minute that was only a practice test not the real one I still need to study for real one I don’t even know what I know about music history because I used Wikipedia to write the answers…

I went back home and told my parents about Die Moldau.
They thought it was a waste of time; they were watching a show.
I tried to get them to listen but nobody cared.
So I opened it and got my earphones stuffed in their ears.

They listened for a long time!
(if five minutes was a long time)
A long time!
A long… time…

they thought a long time what was that that we just heard was it about a river or something because the music in the strings sounded like…

I told them it was about a river that they never knew.
They asked me if it was a river they called ‘doru’.
I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW THIS whatsadoruwhatsadoruwhatsadoruwhatsadoru I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW DOORwhatsadoruwhatsadoruRUUwhatsadoruwhatsadoru WHAT THE HECK’S A DORU WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK whatsadoruwhatsadoruwhatsadoruwhatsadoru WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK WHAT THE HECK’S A DOOR RUU, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S A DARU A SUPER HAKA?! A SUPER HAKA?! This A DOOR is CRAZY, this A DOOR is CRAZY, no A DOOR this is STUPID, really A DOOR really STUPID, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S A DOORU, a what the heck what the heck what the heck WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOOR-idontknowmanidontknowreallyidontknow-RUUreallyI REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT’S ONE I REALLY DON’T KNOW ONE PLUS TWO do you DO think YOU that’s WELL a THINK doru? THAT’S A DOOR?! I can’t understand your THOUGHTS YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING I can’t find, I CAN’T FIND, A DORU, This is JUST INSANE. I don’t think there’s a RIVER, DORU. THERE ISN’T THERE ISN’T THERE ISN’T THERE ISN’T *cannonball* I don’t know what to think anymore everything’s just gone and everything’s all just dead and gone-

gone

gone

…

…

…

You say a guy you think’s called Strauss composed a dance?
And it’s a dance? On the Doru river the dance is called? You think the dance is called the Doro River Waltz? Just sing it, just sing it oh, now I see… you mean the song I heard (I heard), the song I heard, from Mitsudomoe, the Blue /Danube/ Waltz? Composed by Strauss, not Richard Strauss, but by Johann Strauss (the second Johann).

MY! GOD, I SAY!

NOT THE ‘DORO’!

IT’S, THE DANUBE.

and just on top…

is…

DIE MOLDAUsteins;gate is where? steins;gate is where? steins;gate is where? steins;gate is where? steins;sub is what? steins;sub is what? steins;sub is what? steins;sub is WHERE IS MY STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;GATE?! STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;STEINS;GATEI want to see I want to watch I want to hear to see the show to watch the show to hear the show I need to see I need to watch I need to hear I need to post I need to post I need to post this is the end this is the end this is the end this is the end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end end It just ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, ended, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, ended, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ends, it ended, did, it did, it did, it ends, and now, it’s done…

…you see…

..it’s fin…ished now…

it’s done…

…the end?

STEINS;GATE!

WHERE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING STEINS;SUB ARE YOU FUCKING CRUNCHYROLL FREE RIPPERS NOW, THAT’S JUST FUCKING LOW-Q. I MEAN WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOU SO LONG JUST BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOU SO LONG AND COMMIE’S PROBABLY GOT BETTER SUBS THAN YOU LOSERS, JESUS CHRIST I DON’T EVEN WHY I STILL WAIT BECAUSE I WAIT THAT’S WHY I WAIT oh wait the music’s over

P.S. I am mad scientist, itso cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo∞ooooooool