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Buyuden 18

Isamu is FOUND OUT by his mom who suddenly grows REALLY BIG and then lets him box, because boxing is MANLY and MEN box, just like CHRISTMAS PRESENTS box, and MOVING TRUCKS box. Isamu tells Moka that SHE SHOULD STOP BOXING because boxing is MANLY and MEN box, just like OXES and FOXES boxes and rockses. She gets MAD MAD MADRID and punches Akina in the BOX, because BOXERS BOX on a BOX, but Akina reveals everything was just as PLANNED – after all, how can you BOX A BOX if you don’t PLAN A PLAN?! Because SUDDENLY, Moka’s MOKATHER appears and MOKATHELLS her that she needs to be A MANLY MAN because only MANLY MEN can BOX AN OX without FOXING A ROCK, because nobody wants to fuck a rock. Seriously, not even manly men do that.

I don’t like how Buyuden BOOTS YOU, and THEN… uh… boxes you. In lawymen’s language, section C(80) dictates that we, O-NEW Corporation Institution Company Inc. (hereupon known as ‘O-New’, ‘us’, ‘we’, or ‘boxers’) will not be pleased (i.e. will be displeased) if an ‘arc’ (specifically the Japanese comic ‘Buyuden’ chapters Seventeen and Eighteen, hereupon referred to as ‘the manga’) concludes one (1) chapter after the ‘arc’s beginning. As the manga has concluded an ‘arc’ one chapter after it (the arc)s beginning inconclusively, we are displeased, and may begin the distribution of boxers to various affiliates around the world, since boxers are ANGRY ANGRY ARTICHOKE that a critical discussion in the manga was averted in just one chapter, and said discussion (‘a critical discussion in the manga (‘Buyuden’)’) will likely NOT reappear in later ‘arcs’. Boxers are currently being worn as undergarments, as the manga boxers say us, we, O-New boxers box in the SAD SAD SADDAM HUSSEIN as WE ARE NOT GOING TO COME COME COMUKET 80.

Conclusion: Substandard.

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