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Buyuden 21

Tiger & Bunny 21, Buyuden 21, bear.

There’s a month until the tourney and Akina still thinks Isamu’s an idiot. However, Hyouma convinces her to at least test him, after she finds that he’s surprisingly swift-footed. The test consists of punching baseballs at 150 kilometres an hour because that’s a cool thing to do, and also because that will show if Isamu really has defensive instinct or is just a BEAR

I mean why would he even BEAR

I really don’t get why BEAR

In Ao no BEAR

Why do Japanese people like batting centres so much? I mean, I’ve never even heard of batting centres before some stupid anime or manga mentioned them. I thought Americans were the most baseballers? But Level E had baseball, and Moshidora had baseball, and Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo had baseball, and Ao no Exorcist has batting centres. Who even goes to a batting centre?! And who the hell is stupid enough to use batting centres as training? If they’re going to train in such a specialized way, why not at least make something else more suited to the task? For example, a batting centre that threw knives. Or a knifing centre that threw BEARS

So, I was watching stars outside in our rented vacation home’s backyard and suddenly, BEAR

But no it was just a big tree but I ran back home and played Wii Fit anyways cause there was nothing better to do when BEARS

As you can obviously tell, I’m back from vacation now. I’d try to make this rhyme, but I’m not a BEAR

It’s pretty stupid that all of my posts are on-time and scheduled when I’m on vacation and have no Internet, but when I have all the time in the world, my posts are always late.

:(

I don’t get why manga people show running like that. In Eyeshield 21, Sena’s ULTIMATE SUPER RUN HURRICANE DODGE is just running to the side and jumping back to the middle. I mean, real hurricanes don’t even happen when you do that. If they did Irene

:(

Sorry, I don’t actually know what happened during that hurricane since I was away without WiFi (but with Wii Fit), but I’m guessing Sena didn’t cause it by stepping to the side and jumping back to the middle. Likewise, PEOPLE DON’T MOVE LIKE THIS:

I haven’t really seen an animated version of that, but I assume it actually shows the person moving, rather than HURRICANE

In Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku, the SUPER WIND AIRFORCE GERMAN NAZI CHEATING was cool because it was Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku and it can do things like that, but in real life, things like that just don’t happen. Also, you’re not able to think when you’ve been shot in the body from twenty different locations, even if none of the bullets hit your heart.

In conclusion: I really have nothing BEAR

Bears EVERYWHERE LIKE A BEAR

(I didn’t actually see any bears during my trip.)

4 responses

  1. 2011/08/30 at 09:51

  2. Bear with it.

    2011/08/30 at 16:11

  3. Ikki

    “I thought Americans were the most baseballers?”

    You must be pretty ignorant.

    2011/09/11 at 03:46

  4. Yeah, I guess. Probably because I’m Canadian and the cold melted my brain.

    2011/09/11 at 04:08