Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon 3

[Announcement: IT’S A PALINDROME DATE TODAY because it’s 2011/11/02 which is TWO OH ONE ONE | ONE ONE OH TWO, or 11/02/2011 which is ONE ONE OH TWO | TWO OH ONE ONE which is ALSO A PALINDROME!

I EVEN HAVE A TAG for this!]

Man so I’m RUSHING this because I’m a RUSHER and AUGUST RUSH but it’s NOVEMBER and the SECOND

AND I HAVEN’T STARTED WRITING MY STORY YET so NO TIME TO WRITE POSTS…………………….. :(

So ASAMA TOMO is this girl with ARTIFICIAL GREEN EYE who shoots ARROWS which CANNOT MISS…

…except when they do.

I thought this episode would FOCUS on her and like focus on a NEW CHARACTER every episode (get it? Focus? Because archers shoot and they need foc-that is such a lame pun), but I guess not, because HONDA MASAZUMI is the SECOND MAIN CHARACTER. It’d have been a COOL idea if they did do the new character every episode thing, as it’s an easy way to condense a fuckton of story (did I mention that the prologue to the prologue is over 3000 pages long?) into one cour. ONE COUR?! WITH A SHOW AS AWESOME AS HORIZON, WHY DOES IT NOT HAVE FIVE COURS

Which is like 60 episodes

which is more than Fullmetal Alchemist

Fullmetal Alchemist sucked

….MORE THAN HORIZON BECAUSE HORIZON IS THAT AWESOME

See do you know why Horizon’s last name is Ariadust? You see, Mikawa was an ACTUAL REGION in Japan back in the 17th Century and the MATSUDAIRA CLAN controlled SEVERAL PARTS OF MIKAWA

What’s Tsudaira backwards? ARIADUST

SEE

MANNNNNNNNNNN MY MIND EXPLODED WHEN I REALIZED THAT

Also guess what guess what

You know SUZU

SHE CAN’T SEE

THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T SEE HER EYES

SHE DOESN’T HAVE THEM

Also that angel witch girl thing with the angel witch girl wings on some angel witch girl broom

THE BROOM HAS FUCKING ROCKETS

IT’S A ROCKET-BROOM

And you know AOI KIMI

She keeps COMBS in her SLEEVES

BECAUSE SHE HAS THAT MANY SLEEVES

SLEEVES INSIDE SLEEVES INSIDE SLEEVES

SIDNET actually stands for ‘SLEEVES INSIDE… these NUMEROUS slEEVES… there’

I still found several things confusing – who was that person who shared a room with MIRIAM POLAND?!?!?!?! I really don’t know whether Honda’s a boy or a girl – his/her father addresses him/her as a boy, and so does Miriam POLAND, but his/her gender change therapy didn’t go through, right…

We also get BACKSTORY on why Aoi Tori SMILES that much

It’s ACTUALLY A FROWN because he is SAD and and and and HORIZON DIED

:(

AND THEN THEY BLOW UP THE SCHOOL because GHOSTS and DAKIMAKURAE (that’s the PLURAL form of DAKIMAKURA because DAt’s KmIe MAKing yoU RAE…ce.)

THE END

tl;dr: NO BLOBS THIS EPISODE WHY MUST BLEEDING?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

P.S. THEY STILL SAY JUDGE
P.P.S. THIS MUSIC IS REALLY AWESOME it’s like Durarara and Durarara’s music was SIMILARLY AWESOME but not enough TECHNO SHEPARD SCALES
P.P.P.S. JUDGE
P.P.P.P.S. POPE PRESIDENT
P.P.P.P.P.S. JURY