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Mouretsu Pirates 3

It is the era of space colonization.

In the far, far future, humans have devised interstellar transportation systems, as well as various diverse technological advances in inventions such as the sideways-propeller-bicycle, the purple-car-with-a-fancy-hood, and the hologram computer display.

It is in this distant future that man faces its greatest challenge yet. Armed with cutting-edge sciences and the galaxy’s most brilliant minds, humanity sets out to finally devise, once and for all, an ingenious contraption that will eliminate this vile threat.

But woe.

For it is all in vain.

In the faraway future, long after our grandchildren’s grandchildren’s grandchildren are long dead, humanity has not, could not, and cannot destroy them all.

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10 responses

  1. HA! Ain’t that a b*tch?

    2012/01/30 at 06:55

  2. No Mushy,you are doing it all wrong.IT’S MOEretsu Pirates not MOUretsu Pirates.You…you don’t want anyone to laugh at you for prounouncing it wrong do you?Damn,that would be pretty embarrassing…

    2012/01/30 at 10:51

  3. Y’know, I failed my earth sciences unit on ocean-river relationships.

    I guess I need to learn about…

    MORE ESTUaries

    2012/01/31 at 00:52

  4. You’ve dealt with it before, too!

    2012/01/31 at 00:54

  5. Ok. Popups.

    This is the funniest thing I have seen all day.

    Considering it is 11:44 PM that is pretty impressive.

    2012/01/31 at 04:42

  6. Look at all of those error messages! Not one, but ten! AND THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING!

    Ah, technology. :)

    2012/01/31 at 04:50

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  8. That made me smile. That is all I have to say.

    2012/02/04 at 06:53

  9. You always smile.


    2012/02/05 at 01:45

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