Well, guys. It’s back to making those posts we all love the most! Damn right, I bet you’re bursting with apprehension (note: this is a bad thing)!
It’s time to get back into the habit of posting about posts as I post about posts in this post about posts. Does it say ‘ST&RS 22’ as the title? Well, that’s completely and utterly WRONG, even though it’s actually partially correct because I will in fact be talking about ST&RS 22. Immediately, in fact.
What, are you too lazy to click the more» tag and actually read this post? Well, guess what? You’re stupid, because only three types of people wouldn’t read the rest of this post – lazy people, stupid people, and people who don’t like reading crap. Two of those three types of people are also stupid. But if you happen to be stupid, don’t worry; I’m not biased towards disabled people, and I have provided you with several very helpful links to posts that I have recently re-written, including:
Get ready your Meta-Swords and Meta-Shields because it’s time to get into the Metapod and blast off into Meta-Space. I don’t even know, alright, I don’t even know.
>Welcome to Meta-Space.
>What is your name?
>Welcome, Shirafune! You are in Meta-Space. You find yourself in a small desert. The moon is hot above your chin. The grass is singing and the sky is green. You lift up your hand to look at the purple clouds floating through the dog when you discover a squirrel on the ground. What do you do?
>You find yourself in a small desert. The moon is hot above your chin. The grass is singing and the sky is green. You lift up your hand to look at the purple clouds floating through the dog when you discover a squirrel on the ground. What do you do?
>You see Mars below your feet, and the dinosaurs have already fallen. Yet, the yellow wind of failure sweeps through the auburn sky as the crocodile, tilting his hand up towards the horizon, feels the shame of eternity. You are in space. What do you do?
>PICK UP CROCODILE_
>The crocodile doesn’t budge. You quickly realize the futility of your actions; yet, you just want to pick something up. You have carved over a thousand planets; yet, these hands will never hold anything. Or will they?
>PICK UP MARS_
>You win the game. The end.
That was pretty boring. That was also the only segment this post about ST&RS. Too bad it wasn’t really about ST&RS. Here’s a segment about ST&RS, quoted verbatim from this chapter of the manga: “Volume 1 is currently on sale with great reviews!! Character profiles are included too!!” Yes, including the double explanation marks. Exclamation marks.
tl;dr: The POWER OF THE GALAXY is the ability to see RED and BLUE LIGHT. Amazing. Y’know, if only I had the power to see red and blue light. Imagine how powerful I’d be. Alas, I can only see green light… imagine a superior being, a being who could simultaneously see red, blue, AND green light. I think that’d be…