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Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 7

First, I’d like to get something out there. Something I’ve kept bottled up inside me for the past six months. That’s right, readers of O-New…


(SIDNET, seriously, who the heck looks this creepy?! STOP LOOKING AT ME)

Of course, we all know what I’m going to do with my free time (the previous five-day-break being an exemplary illustration): nothing at all. Y’know, I think my previous post about the strike wasn’t so clear; this post about KONY 2012 says what I’m trying to say much better. Good intentions + ignorant methods = destruction, anger, wrath, and waffles. Thankfully, I have wisely (?!) used my un-free time over the past two days to ‘complete’ my science project with a 12-page report written in the span of five hours. I put complete in quotation marks because the report is full of utter bullshit and tripe, but it’s not like the teacher will care~! Besides, I’ve written a report – that’s enough to guarantee me more than the 25% I got for science fair last year for not writing a report, not making a display, and not researching a science fair project. Personally, I think they should call it the science unfair project.

As you know, my project was on EPISTEMOLOGY – the study of knowledge. Along the way, I ‘researched’ various theories like realism, phenomenalism, idealism, foundationalism, coherentism, bullshitism, O-Newism, Mushyrulismz, and the like. I believe that this SMBC comic accurately sums up the only way I can practically apply my theoretical knowledge. In case you don’t get it, yes, I am chronically anti-social. I’ve been anti-social even before society was invented, and long before being anti-social was uncool.

Other O-Newism related news: I just finished writing another O-REW, this time about Loli Salad, a misleading name if ever there was one. I mean, originally, I came to the site to learn how to make a good lollipop salad, but there was nothing about lollipops NOR salads!! What a bummer.

WordPress also now has per-country stats, which you can access on your stats panel on your WordPress home page – that is, if you even have a WordPress blog!! Ha ha ha! I know half my readers don’t! Or maybe more. Or maybe less. Anyways, you can imagine the SPANISH SHOCK on my face when I realized that 70% of my visitors come from the US, while 20% come from Canada. I think you can imagine that it was not very shocked at all. (Actually, the real percentages are about 30% and 9%, but that’s because 70% of my visitors come from countries with only one person)…

I guess it’s time to wrap up this #SuicideSaturday post with a link to virt’s new album, FX4. I don’t even know who virt is, but his album is HELLA INTENSE – 10 tracks of hardcore chiptune action. And they’re all made using Famitracker, a program that lets you create music that is actually PLAYABLE on a REAL NES. I would’ve said ‘FX4 consists of machine code that can run on a real NES system’, but I didn’t want to seem like I was copying from virt’s description, and furthermore, I really don’t know what a Nintendo Entertainment System system would do. Anywho, just, like, listen to it! And stuff!

So, in conclusion, this was a pretty boring post that wasn’t about Ore no Kouhai – but if it were about Ore no Kouhai, I’d envision it to be even staler! Here, I’ll talk about Ore no Kouhai for a full two minutes before I blast off to Chinese school: what the fuck is going on?! Now, K-On’s involved?! Now, even more siscon with Akagi’s sister!? I swear, this entire franchise is just throwing up a loli salad; the original Oreimo concept of ‘little sister is a fucking creepy otaku; big brother finds out’ was really nice, but I think the franchise has lost its original purpose… Now, all it does is have lolis cry while showing off their body for the sake of fanservice. I don’t know, I honestly don’t know…

P.S. Kuroneko is a fucking bitch, think about how long the programmer took to program that game… now, I’m not a subscriber to the ‘if you can’t do x, then you don’t deserve to say y’ and ‘if you don’t like it, why don’t you do better’ ideologies, but you ought to at least appreciate their hard work before bashing it. Saying something’s complete trash isn’t going to help anything except your own ego. All Kuroneko does is crave attention for herself, every single day, and suddenly becomes all mopey when people aren’t giving her their undivided full attention. Tsunderes don’t even EXIST in our world. There’s no such thing as a real tsundere. Inu x Boku SS is just crap, too.

P.P.S. The funny thing is I’m exactly like Kuroneko (minus the tsundere part), bashing things without giving constructive criticism, craving attention (see: this blog) like KRAZY, and insulting everyone. A more sobering thought is that at least I’m not an asshole. Or maybe I am. Somebody will punch me in the face one day…

2 responses

  1. see I KNEW you would like virt

    2012/03/10 at 20:53

  2. I don’t think I ever said I wouldn’t!

    2012/03/11 at 00:52