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Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 12.5

Well, in the selfsame spirit of rewriting posts and moping about our lack of posts we’ve been undergoing all week, I suppose it’s time for a repeat of our previous Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion post: a post… about anime/manga posts! You could even say that it’s a meta post!!!

But wait! I’ll also talk about Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion. For one line: ‘Wow that Rounders girl is fucking retarded for somebody born in 2020. lern2assassinate.”

All of these posts weren’t written on the dates they say they’re written on, so most likely, none of you have even read them! But they’re good (?) posts, and I highly (?) recommend you read (?) them. Those (?)s represent my indecisiveness because I’m really bad at lying.

The following list is ordered (!) according to their… uh, relative quality, I guess? Too bad they’re all shit (!) so ordering is p. much useless. Those (!)s represent my passion for shitty posts.

  1. Mouretsu Pirates 18: a post about Mouretsu Pirates (and actually really not an anime post);
  2. Jormungand 6: a post about Jormungand (and actually really a legitimate anime post);
  3. RRR Manga Quarterly Review 7: the penultimate RRR Manga Quarterly Review, which will completely spoil you if you haven’t read RRR up to chapter 92, and will be completely pointless if you have read RRR up to chapter 92;
  4. Jormungand 5: a post about guns and tears and az crying like a little girl at some anime about guns;
  5. Gangsta 13: a post about how Edvard Cull├źn’s actual name is, SPANISH SHOCK – Edward Cullen. When you talk to him, you have to say, ‘Hello, Sir Spanish Shock.’;
  6. Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 12: AN ACTUAL POST ABOUT STEINS;GATE: BOUKAN NO REBELLION THAT ISN’T MINDLESS META;
  7. Every post after this is less than 100 words long and took less than 2 minutes to write. Also: they’re horrible posts.

  8. Jormungand 4: a post about retarded fighting and better Jormungand 5 posts (and just barely an anime post);
  9. Gangsta 12: a post about me going to Seattle (and not actually a manga post);
  10. Uchuu Kyoudai 7: a post about asdlfjuashldfajopwvijpasdio (and not really an anime post);
  11. Uchuu Kyoudai 6: a post about the new Uchuu Kyoudai live-action movie (and not even an anime post).

Well, that’s it. I know that none of you will click on those links because my Site Stats tells me that nobody ever clicks on any links on O-New, but y’know, just in case anybody wanted to read good (?) or bad (!) posts…

2 responses

  1. Wow my space bros posts are really shit

    There really isn’t very much to talk about every week though to be honest

    2012/05/27 at 14:19

  2. every weak

    2012/05/27 at 21:42