O-New: Now Extinct Website

O-New: Week in Review

I SAID I WAS MAKING A BACKUP PLAN BUT I WAS LYING BECAUSE ASSORTED EXPLORATIONS IS NOW AN ISSS TOO

“Wait, what the well is he talking about?” you won’t ask, because all of you already know. WELL GUESS WHAT EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE ALL ALREADY COGNIZANT OF THIS HUMILIATING SITUATION I’LL SHOUT IT IN YOUR COLLECTIVE FACES ONCE MORE:

O-New (that’s this ISSS, the coolest ISSS on the ‘net), is in a monumental tournament against every single ISSS (information sharing and storate ‘site) in the UNIVERSE. Too bad there’s only two; O-New and Eye Sedso, some kind of sick Rie Kugimiya porn cult. Thus, we are pitted against these ignominious perverts (even though only one person authors Eye Sedso) in the final match of the year.

AND THEN ASSORTEX COMES IN

AND RUINS EVERYTHING

tl;dr: it’s been a tough week for az and me; sleeping on the couch and doing nothing at all is really exhausting! You see… it’s really quite strenuous doing nothing all day, so once a week I write a post that sums up all the previous seventeen weeks’ posts in true o-new fashion: by writing them.

Unfortunately, the only two half-decent posts written within the previous seventeen weeks were this appalling performance of three Satie masterpieces and this analysis of The Right Honourable Joseph Jacques Jean Chrétien’s Rie Kugimiya porn collection.

And now, I’ve got some piano recital nonsense coming up, so if you’ll excuse me, NO MORE ELOQUENT POSTS FOR THE NEXT SEVENTEEN WEEKS

6 responses

  1. hey

    YOU’RE the one who hasn’t done anything for their science yet

    2012/05/29 at 03:53

  2. you lose bonus marks for not recognizing the quote

    2012/05/29 at 04:01

  3. Jay

    Piano lessons. Play Air in G-String for us.

    2012/05/29 at 11:52

  4. “O-New (that’s this blog, the coolest blog on the ‘net)”

    Disqualified for calling himself a blog.

    2012/05/29 at 13:06

  5. w-w-w-what do you mean

    2012/05/29 at 15:39

  6. that’s not a lesson!

    2012/05/29 at 15:39