FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH SPECIAL POST

NOW I’M NOT SUSPICIOUS BUT ON FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH I WRITE ALL OF MY POSTS IN CAPS. THIS IS BECAUSE I AM SUPERSTITIOUS AND NOT SUBSTITIOUS NOR TITIOUS FOR I AM MALE AND DO NOT HAVE TITS. FURTHERMORE, EVEN IF I WERE FEMALE I AM STILL A MUSHROOM AND MUSHROOMS DON’T KEEP CHICKADEES AS PETS.

THIS IS A SPECIAL POST BECAUSE TOASTERS AND SPACE (I THINK I DREW THESE WHEN I WAS LIKE, FIVE. DON’T WORRY, I DON’T LIKE FIVE-YEAR-OLDS ANYMORE. ICE WINES DON’T NEED TO BE AGED FOR LONGER THAN A YEAR MUCH LESS FIVE YEARS. I ACTUALLY DON’T DRINK ALCOHOL).