Birds, Snails, and Pretty Colours
O-New is a blog, so I’m going to do blog-like things on it today. This includes things like posting low-quality videos nobody wants to see and images of ~daily life~ because apparently bloggers do that.
In other words, pictures of birds, snails, and pretty colours.
The candle texture is especially interesting, especially the grooves inside the rim. Macro pictures would be nicer if I actually knew how to frame a shot >_>
Here is the FIRST bird shot, which doesn’t actually have any birdshot in it. There’s only one shot, but there are many birds. I wrote some rhyming thing in the video description that’s too long and boring to copy out, but you can click on the YouTube link and read it if you’re bored.
It’s a pig. Made out of bread. No, seriously, that’s it. I would’ve added little legs on the bottom so that’d they wouldn’t look like disembodied heads but that would’ve made them look like MapleStory pigs and that’s worse.
Absurd and blurred birds conferred slurred words, undeterred nor deferred when overheard by a third furred bird from a transferred herd, which spurred and incurred a preferred reword to make words unheard.
read: MORE birds! What a fat bird. What fat birds. Seriously those birds are PLUMP
More pretty colours. This looks photoshopped but it’s too blurry to be photoshopped, so you know I photographed it. What’s happening is there was some decorative glass prism right between my keyboard and the sun behind it (yes, this is a horrible place to put a computer), ergo ~MAGICAL RAINBOW SPARKLES~
More rhymes in the video description. Seriously, I spent like three hours rapping those rhymes out in wrapping paper (which is like rapping paper but warmer, i.e. less cool).
I was sharpening these crayons (no, don’t ask me why I would sharpen crayons) when suddenly, I realized that crayons are actually colourful. This is truly a majestic work of art. The black crayon shreds in the middle represent black crayon shreds.
Throwing them in the garbage can was quite kaleidoscopic. Yes, that’s a tiny garbage can. OR ARE THOSE JUST REALLY LARGE CRAYONS
This bird video doesn’t even make sense. Why did I even shoot it (the video, not the bird)?
Pretty sure that’s a UFO and not the moon. I think I shot this during the Chinese New Year full moon? It could also be a really tall streetlamp.
Finally, here’s a video of me driving through the Lion’s Gate Bridge at night. I’m not actually driving through it because I don’t have a license. It’s not muted because I LIKE THE SOUND OF WIND (actually the sound of static). It’s not actually a high-quality video because dude, you try holding a camera still outside with 40mph winds (cause we were driving that fast).
It’s not actually night, either; it was just really cloudy and everyone turned the streetlights on. It’s not actually the Lion’s Gate Bridge too, this was shot in my backyard. In fact, it wasn’t even shot at all, because it’s not even a video. Does this post even exist? I don’t think so.