O-NEW IS ALWAYS RECRUITING

IF I EVER SAY ‘We’re not recruiting anymore,” I’M PROBABLY LYING BECAUSE O-NEW IS ALWAYS RECRUITING NEW WRITERS

TO APPLY JUST CONTACT ME. SOMEHOW.

YOU MUST BE FLUENT IN SOME LANGUAGE, PREFERABLY ENGLISH BUT IT CAN ALSO BE BULGARIAN IF YOU WANT

YOU MUST HAVE CONSIDERABLE LEFT PINKY MUSCLE STRENGTH. WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THOSE WHO CREATE CAPITAL LETTERS THROUGH EITHER THE CAPS LOCK KEY OR THE RIGHT SHIFT. YOU WILL BE RIDICULED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SO DON’T DO IT.

YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ANIME. WRITE ABOUT LANGUAGE OR VIDJA OR JAZZ OR FIREARMS, NOBODY CARES also anime sucks dogs

however, one important thing to note: if you want to write for o-new you must have STYLE.

I mean look at our current authors. everyone has style: adjectiverecoil‘s sentences are all crisp and to-the-point, absolutezero255 writes like that guy who sits in the front row in class, flare‘s idiosyncrasies are manifest (and he’s probably the only Bulgarian aniblogger in the community), houraiguy (who never writes posts) sounds like that guy from the comedy books he’s always reading, Jesus is… readily distinguishable from all other bloggers, redball‘s proficiency with serious topics is unparalleled, and I’m, uh… your average guy.

But I also happen to be the boss here so that’s the only reason I’m average. If you’re average go away we hate you shoo. If you’re not, send me a writing sample or something and I’ll probably let you in. (Why you would want to write for such a shitty blog is another beast entirely.)

tl;dr: APPLY TODAY