Look at how sad it is…
Then again, if you got stabbed in the head with a spear, you’d also be pretty sad.
‘my dad was sed’ ‘THEN WHO WAS PHONE’»
So this cool guy, Slyphophophophophopriririoreal or whatever said that my reviews are RAPviews. Which is a SUPER COOL NAME, but I think ‘It’s TIME for RHYME’ is better because 1) it rhymes 2) some rhymes are not raps 3) rapview sounds like rape-view/rape-you, and I don’t rape anything but seeds, and those seeds become rapeseeds which I then eat.
I also just realized that YuChoy is edible rape. Maybe that’s why he wrote that post on Pedo Bear that still accounts for 25% (1 view) of the total daily traffic (4 views) to this site.
an Obscene Naked Entertainment Website»
[Announcement #1: So, here are some NEW TAGS because I decided that having tags for LAME RHYMES in my Ben-To posts, RANDOM CAPITALIZATION in my Horizon posts, and EXCELLENT GRAMMAR in my Majikoi posts was somehow a GOOD IDEA, and have come up with the intuitive names CAPITALISM GO!, It’s TIME to RHYME, and Needlessly Serious, because those are NICE TAG TITLES. You’ll notice that ALL OF MY TAGS have EXTRAORDINARILY CREATIVE names, such as ‘Anime’, ‘Animanga’, ‘Anime Post’ and ‘Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon’. Nobody could have put it better. I didn’t go through the archives to re-tag non-Ben-To/Horizon/Majikoi posts with the tags because I am lazy and should make a tag for that. OH WAIT, I ALREADY HAVE]
[Announcement #2: Guess what? DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDED, which means it’s TIME to
rhyme change our watches back an hour…. IF YOUR WATCH WASN’T SET ON GMT LIKE MINE IS. HA HA HA. I DON’T EVEN NEED TO ADJUST MY WATCH (although now my brain will be confused for six months as I get used to adding four hours instead of five, and adjust to the new time format just as Daylight Savings begins again). Anyways, that’s the reason this post was so late. Originally I was just watching Fate/Zero (awesome show, btw) but realized it was 4:00 and decided to start watching Horizon to make this post on time for publishing at 5:00… BUT THE DUE TIME WAS 4:00, SO I WAS ALREADY LATE. And then I realized it took a lot more time to write a Horizon post than I originally suspected so what can do ┐(‘～`；)┌
[Announcement #3: ENOUGH WITH THE TAGS LET’S GET ON WITH THE CAPITALISM]
[Announcement: So, since I just went to TAKE YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY, here’s a post about Working!!]
THE POWER OF THE DIVINE COBRAS»
[Announcement: IT’S A PALINDROME DATE TODAY because it’s 2011/11/02 which is TWO OH ONE ONE | ONE ONE OH TWO, or 11/02/2011 which is ONE ONE OH TWO | TWO OH ONE ONE which is ALSO A PALINDROME!
I EVEN HAVE A TAG for this!]
The blob at the end of the horizon»
[This post is safe for work, I swear!]
That’s his knee, there»
O-NEW is not an animoe blob! Nor an Annie Blog.
Nor an I’m ebl og»
So, uh, how was I going to write this post?
OH YEAH with RHYMES and THYME cause it’s COOKING TIME, it’s time to cook and it’s time to SHINE, cause today, tonight, it’s just SUBLIME~!
This really does not fit with the mood of my Majikoi 2 post. Grandmother in heaven, I am ashamed of myself.
People don’t SLAP like THAT»
My grandmother is dead.
This will be a serious post.
I did not expect the scene following this one»
I don’t know, I’ll try to blog all these three shows differently. That said, this is indeed the final show that I shall be blogging this first half-season (until December), along with Ben-To and Horizon.
Anyways, man, there was anime club today. They watched Ben-To, which sucks, when they could’ve watched cool shows like Mirai Nikki which they had downloaded. They also used gg’s subs and everybody left saying how the quality was shit. Anime club, keep failing.
They also had Kamimemo from last season (episode 1) downloaded, which is like…
“Kam, I’m Emo!”»
Man, I got better Internet. instead of downloading at a hundred kilobytes per second, now it’s downloading at over a megabyte per second (Speedtest.net says mine is at almost three megabytes per second). So, I downloaded Episode 2 of KYOUKAISENJOUNOHORIZON in SIX MINUTES. What’s the point of downloading an episode in six minutes when it takes twenty to watch the show?! I’m better than 86% of people in terms of download speed, but I’m worse than 99% of people in terms of anime-watching speed. It took me two hours just to watch this episode (with screenshots, blobs, notes, etc.) and another
one three hours just to write this post (five in total)!
Expect no more half season reviews until I’m totally caught up with these three (Horizon, Ben-To, Majikoi) episodics – Shoka was my last currently following show of last season, as I’m not currently following Penguindrum and Kamisama no Memochou/Dolls.
Uhhh tl;dr, let’s begin (over 3000 words, be warned).
I like the variety in facial expressions»
So, why the heck am I blogging this? IT’S TIME TO DERP ALL THE WAY IN PREPARATION OF NANOWRIMO
EXPECT 100-WORD POSTS EVERY DAY IN NOVEMBER
BLOGGING BEN-TO, HORIZON, AND MAJIKOI LIKE A BOSS
This is me after this season is over (by which time I will undoubtedly not remember what the heck I decided to do and why the heck I did it):
Actually, that’s me every day»
Woohoo, it’s finally finished!
Summer was nice, but there was a lot of anime. It didn’t seem like it at first, but add in the ton of two-cour anime from Spring and I had my plate full /even/ without school. Thus, I’m going to be following far less anime this season (the lack of multi-cour shows from Summer helps) – not only because school might bog me down, but because I want to participate in NaNoWriMo this year and catch up on unfinished anime (first seasons of established shows, I’m looking at you…). Yet, no matter how many anime I watch, I still do nothing at all, so maybe it might just be better to watch another ton of shows.
Next, after recently adding the ‘Potential Rating’ thing last season (which are absolute and not relative by season, so there ‘could’ be a season where everything is at a 1/5), I introduce yet another groundbreaking innovation by the team (there’s a ‘me’ in team, but I see no ‘we’) here at O-New:
butt jokes and swearing custom-designed, fully original, only 30% from-anime artistically inclined modern imaginative drawings from a highly educated scholar in writing informative posts!
That is to say, bad mspaint doodles. HUEHUEUEHEUEHEUHUEHUEHEUHUUU
My preview quality is FALLing»