You know how our season previews go. There’s a basic formula to all of them. First, a summary, then a picture, then a disclaimer talking about how I stole all this information from other blogs, and then the actual post, written by me, Mushyrulez, all by myself.
WELL GUESS WHAT?! WE’RE SWITCHING THINGS UP A BIT THIS YEAR. How?
Firstly, there WON’T BE A PICTURE after a summary which is this summary which is this sentence and the sentences immediately before and after this.
Secondly, there WON’T BE A DISCLAIMER after a picture because, wow, we’ve actually done our own research (read: searching for trailers on YouTube) this time!! This also means no handy embedded chart here; just search for it yourself. And seriously, if you’re going to read the chart anyways, there’s hardly any point reading this post. At least after you read this post, you’ll still have an excuse to read the chart. This paragraph is not a disclaimer telling you that this post actually doesn’t talk about anime at all.
Thirdly, there WON’T BE BLUE TRAILER LINKS because I can’t modify the link style on this new theme I’m using!! I know, simply horrible, right? The Carnelian (dark-reddish-brown, for those less artistically inclined) texts are links. It gets pretty confusing when I put it after orange text, which is written by me.
Finally, there WON’T JUST BE ME writing this post (otherwise, why would I colour my text?), because it’s time for O-New to DIVERSIFY like Random Curiosity and METANORN have done, although of course, we’re much more HIGH TENSION SYNDROME. AbsoluteZero255 has so kindly accepted my offer to let him write 99% of this post (using this colour of blue text), unlike that other guy flare who is being such a flare not writing posts and flaring his flare and OK, LET US MOVE ON TO THE PREVIEW. Ready? GO!
Ready ready ready for the PREVIEW»
2012/04/11 | Categories: Animanga | Tags: Accel World, Acchi Kocchi, AKB0048, AniDB, Animanga, Anime, Anime 2012 Spring, Anime News Network, Anime Preview, Arashi no Yoru ni: Himitsu no Tomodachi, az, Baku Tech! Bakugan, Black Lagoon, Cardfight!! Vanguard: Asia Circuit Hen, Chou Robot Seimeitai Transformers Prime, Crunchyroll, Drawings, Eureka Seven AO, Excusez mon anglais., Fate/Zero 2nd Season, Flare, Furusato Saisei: Nihon no Mukashi Banashi, Gakkatsu, Ginga e Kickoff!, Gon, Haiyore! Nyaruko-san, Hiiro no Kakera, Himitsukessha Taka no Tsume NEO, Hyouge Mono, Hyouka, Inazuma Eleven Go 2: Chrono Stone, Jewelpet Kira Deco!, Jormungand, Kikansha Thomas, Kimi to Boku. 2, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka of the Dead, Kuro Majo-san ga Tooru!!, Kuroko no Basket, Links, Little Charo: Touhoku-hen, Lupin the Third: Mine Fujiko to Iu Onna, MangaHelpers, Medaka Box, Metal Fight Beyblade Zero G, Minuscule: Chiisana Mushi no Monogatari, MUSHYHIJACK, Mushz, MyAnimeList.net, Nadia the Secret of Blue Water, Natsuiro Kiseki, Nazo no Kanojo X, Needlessly Serious, Opuscules of Numerous Explicit Writers, Ozuma, Pabu & Mojizu, Panda no Taputapu, Phi Brain: Kami no Puzzle 2, Pretty Rhythm: Dear My Future, Queens Blade: Rebellion, Quotes, Recorder to Randoseru Re♪, Ribbon-chan, Rock Lee no Seishun Full-Power Ninden, Saint Seiya Omega, Sakamichi no Apollon, Saki: Achiga-hen - Episode of Side-A, Sankarea, School, Sengoku Collection, Shiba Inuko-san, Shining Hearts: Shiawase no Pan, Shirokuma Cafe, Skype, Tasogare Otome x Amnesia, Train Hero, Tsuritama, Uchuu Kyoudai, Upotte!!, Yurumates 3D, Zetman, Zumomo to Nupepe | 16 Comments
Oh, hey. Welcome to February. Note that the first anime of this season aired nearly a month ago (Natsume, on January 3rd). Back in my day, they called me the lATEM@STER. Because I write posts. That are late. Hahaha. That’s not even a pun what am I typing
Here, read my season previews. They’re decent. And by decent I mean they’re not horrible. That is to say, they’re merely bad and/or mediocre. Just read those god-damned posts and come back here and read this god-damned post and like, just, damn yourself, god
Before anyone accuses me of espousing anime as an entertaining, interesting, and fun medium of communication, let me disclaim myself with a disclaimer that I believe fully fits the mood of this post.
[Disclaimer: ANIME SUCKS]
I wear anime sucks in my anime shoes»
2012/02/01 | Categories: Animanga | Tags: A Numerical List!, Animanga, Anime, Anime 2012 Winter, Anime First Impressions, Anime News Network, Busou Chuugakusei Basket Army, Disclaimers, Excusez mon anglais., Highschool DxD, Images, Inu x Boku SS, J.C. Staff, Kill Me Baby, Links, Mushz, Music, MyAnimeList.net, Needlessly Serious, Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai!, pictures, Poyopoyo Kansatsu Nikki, Recorder to Randoseru Do♪, Recruiting, Rinne no Lagrange, Senki Zesshou Symphogear, Spoilers, zoom zoom zoom | 16 Comments
So, what did I learn from writing season previews?
Rule 1 of writing season previews: Don’t write season previews after everybody else does.
Rule 2 of writing season previews: Do not write season previews after the previous season has already ended.
Rule 3 of writing season previews: DO NOT write season previews after the season’s shows have already started.
Rule 4 of writing season previews: DO NOT WRITE SEASON PREVIEWS after all the season’s shows have already started.
Rule 5 of writing season previews: DO NOT WRITE SEASON PREVIEWS AFTER THE SEASON IS OVER!
Rule 6 of writing season previews: Do not talk about writing season previews»
2012/01/18 | Categories: Animanga | Tags: Animanga, Anime, Anime 2012 Winter, Anime Club, Anime News Network, Anime Preview, Ano Natsu de Matteru, Another, Area no Kishi, Brave 10, CAPITALISM GO!, Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou, david production, Disclaimers, Drawings, Hyouge Mono, Inu x Boku SS, J.C. Staff, Links, Mouretsu Pirates, Mushz, MyAnimeList.net, Rinne no Lagrange, Sad, Senki Zesshou Symphogear, Thermae Romae, Trombone, Xebec | 14 Comments