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Black★Rock Shooter (TV) 2

Then MAKE IT DOUBLE, cause it’s time for MORE SORAMIMI! The funny thing is, these lyrics (thanks, Atashi!) AREN’T MISHEARD, because they’re IN JAPANESE! Thankfully, we’ve provided a timely (read: late) English translation for all you Australians out there seeking to drink a sip of a pint of beer or cheer or fuck this let’s go

BURAKKU★ROKKU SHUUTAA (TV) EPISOODO NI DA, DOKO E ITTA NO? KIKOEMASU KA?

(TL Note: ‘BURAKKU★ROKKU SHUUTAA (TV) EPISOODO NI DA, DOKO E ITTA NO? KIKOEMASU KA?’ means ‘I didn’t finish writing this Black★Rock Shooter (TV) Episode Two post… yet’ in English.)

(Post-Post Edit: Now I realize why this post was late. The episode wasn’t subbed when I published it. I hope you’ll forgive me. Without further ado, I present to you: this post.)

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Love the way you lie-Eminem feat. Rihanna Commentary

Ladies and gentlemen, platypus and turtles. It is time for another commentary, this time I chose a song that’s NOT repetitive. Amazing.

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that’s all right because I like the way it hurts
Emo much?

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that’s all right because I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie
What’d did he lie about? Ohhhh, the cake. That’s right, the cake is a lie. No wonder you’re crying.

I can’t tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now it’s a steel knife in my windpipe.
If this was real life, he would probably do good in a circus.

I can’t breathe but I still fight while I can fight
It’s like Naruto/Ichigo, they just keep on fighting regardless of their injuries.

As long as the wrong feels right it’s like I’m in flight
Well, when you’re drunk, everything feels right, and things are flight-like.

High off her love, drunk from my hate, it’s like I’m huffin’ paint
Yeah, drunk from hate. Also, just like drugs, huffing paint is bad for you, don’t do it.

And I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate
Back to the emo-ness. Go buy a “Tickle-me Emo”

And right before I’m about to drown, she resuscitates me, she fuckin’ hates me
Resucitate: cause to regain consciousness; to restart breathing and heart rate. You learn a new thing everyday.

And I love it, “wait, where you goin’?”
“I’m leavin’ you,” “no you ain’t come back”
Sounds like and argument, heh.

We’re runnin’ right back, here we go again.
That’s right, 5 laps around the field.

So insane, cause when it’s goin’ good it’s goin’ great.
Woah, he’s finally optimistic!

I’m Superman with the wing in his back, she’s Lois Lane
The only thing that doesn’t make sense is the “wing in his back”, is Superman secretly a bird?

But when it’s bad it’s awful, I feel so ashamed I snap
I guess emo people never learn, always pessimistic.

Whose that dude? I don’t even know his name.
I believe his name is Stephen.

I laid hands on him
I never stoop so low again
I guess I don’t know my own strength
And that concludes the first verse, not a single line repeated!

[Chorus]

You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when your wit you meet.
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit em
Mushy: Hit them dead with a baseball bat during the apocalypse while there are zoooommmmbiiiiesss…

Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills used to get em
Oxymoron, much?

Now you’re getting fuckin’ sick of lookin’ at em
When you keep on writing words, they eventually look weird. Try it.

You swore you’d never hit em, never do nothin’ to hurt em
No Sparta rage? Sad Faic

Now you’re in each other’s face spewin’ venom in your words when you spit em
Humans being able to transform into talking snakes, epic.

You push pull each other’s hair
What’s the point of pushing somebody’s hair?

Scratch claw hit em throw em down pin em
Eminem does 12 damage. Rihanna counter-attacks, dealing 15 damage with her rage. The attack is super effective!

So lost in the moments when you’re in em
It’s the face that’s the culprit, controls you both
The face is the one that commits the crime. The hands are innocent

So they say it’s best to go your seperate ways
When nothing goes right, go left

Guess that they don’t know ya
You don’t know Stephen, how do you expect him to know you?

Cause today that was yesterday
wait what

Yesterday is over, it’s a different day
Captain Obvious to the rescue!

Sound like broken records playin’ over
Hehe, Youtube as everything.

But you promised her next time you’ll show restraint
Harry, you are a police man. You have to catch people, restraint is necessary

You don’t get another chance
That is, unless you get a green mushroom

Life is no nintendo game, but you lied again
Life is a disease. The chance of dying is 100 percent.

Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window pane
Blasphemy! Get out the window. Right now.

[Chorus]

Now I know we said things, did things, that we didn’t mean
[Insert witty caption here]

And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
I only ever do push-ups, sit-ups, crunches and leg lifts, I should really get to doing something else.

But your temper’s just as bad as mine is, you’re the same as me
Agent Smith Clones FTW!!!

When it comes to love you’re just as blinded
[Insert link here]

Baby please come back, it wasn’t you, baby it was me
For some reason, while holding social events, children tend to laugh at words like “babies” or “toilet”

Maybe our relationship isn’t as crazy as it seems
You find out… Your girlfriend. Is your father’s mother’s second sister’s turtle’s previous owner’s daughter’s best friend’s mother’s husband’s daughter.

Maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
Rain of Fire

All I know is I love you too much to walk away though

Come inside, pick up the bags off the sidewalk
That’s where I sleep. =_=

Don’t you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
No. I hear… YOUR MOTHER”S VOICE

Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
I have no eyeballs. I’m a zommmmmbbbbiiieeee

Next time I’m pissed I’ll aim my fist at the drywall
Mushy: Punch a spider!!

Next time there won’t be no next time
You only have 3 time quanta, that’s why

I apologize even though I know it’s lies
There’s no use crying over every mistake, we just keep on going till we run out of cake

I’m tired of the games I just want her back
But Monopoly is so fun!

I know I’m a liar if she ever tries to fuckin’ leave again
Eminem, language!

I’ma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
I always thought that “duct tape” was spelled DUCK tape.

[Chorus]


Ke$ha “Tik Tok” Commentary

Welcome to the second “Commentary on Music”. A better name will be resolved in the near future.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Alright, we know P Diddy is a man. Ke$ha wakes up feeling like a man, good to know.

Put my glasses on, Im out the door – Im gonna hit this city
Cities are usually pretty big, you’re gonna need a pretty big object.

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Woah, spaz. You brush your teeth with alcohol? Well, at least you don’t do plastic surgery.

Cause when I leave for the night, I aint coming back
Summary of song so far: She wakes up feeling like a man, then puts her glasses on while brushing her teeth with alcohol because she isn’t coming back.

Im talking – pedicure on our toes, toes
Oh wow, not even four lines into the song and she already starts repeating stuff.

Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Considering the quality of your clothes in the music video, I doubt you have very many.

Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Where do these boys get there explosives? I need to know.

Drop-toping, playing our favorite cds
Drop-toping is something to do with convertibles, what the hell does that have to do with cd’s. Wait, she’s drunk, nevermind.

Pulling up to the parties
Ke$ha? Instead of pulling up to the parties, you should be pulling your self up the bar doing chin-ups. Seriously.


Trying to get a little bit tipsy
You don’t need no alcohol, all you need to do is run around in circles for at least 3 minutes and 14 seconds, only then will you be truly dizzy.

Dont stop, make it pop
Popping balloons of course, I would suggest using bomb towers. When they’re fully upgraded, they’re deadly.

DJ, blow my speakers up
Woah, first blowing up phones. Now blowing up explosives.

Tonight, Imma fight
The DJ  and the “boys” have explosives, save your energy, let them throw a cherry bomb or two.

Til we see the sunlight
Fighting till you see the sunlight. Sounds like a vampire to me…

Tick tock, on the clock
Ke$ha, I have a digital watch, mine doesn’t go “Tik Tok”

But the party don’t stop
Basically, you fight during the party and once you see the sunlight, you stop fighting and actually begin to party.

Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Repetitive-ness. Wonderful.

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the click
But the party dont stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
You just said something, now you repeat it again.

Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here
You never said anything about purses, etc.

Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
Groovy clothes? Look at your music videos, you’re wearing half a rag!

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

Im talking about – everybody getting crunk, crunk
Everybody getting “high” and “drunk” at the same time. Ke$ha, you seriously have some serious special abilities, go talk to Ash and Pikachu or something, they can help you master your ability

Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Go to the landfill.

Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
“Ke$ha” smacked “ArandomguynamedBartholemew”! The attack was super effective!

Now, now – we going til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Aren’t these the same thing, pretty much?

Police shut us down, down
“Ke$ha” repeats things a lot to “awesomebananadancer”. The attack was super effective. awesomebananadancer faints.
Po-po shut us –
Popo the younger– Very fast person compared to other people, IMO.

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the click
But the party dont stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the click
But the party dont stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Holy crap. That was just the same thing repeating right after each other. And we already heard that freaking twice already.

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
Oxymoron, much?

My heart, it pounds
What do you think it does? Explodes?

Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
And how does this prove anything?

You got me now
You got that sound
Is this DJ secretly part of the sound clan?

Yea, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
Note: awesomebananadancer will cease to do commentary’s on things this repetitive in the future.

With my hands up
Get your hands up
Put your hands up
=_=

Now, the party dont start until I walk in
Ke$ha, you ain’t invited too my birthday party, then I don’t need to wait for some mutated Pokemon that attacks by repeating stuff over and over again to come.

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the click
But the party dont stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the click
But the party dont stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Alright, we’ve heard that 6 times. You’ve mastered one of your Pokemon abilities. Now do something else.

Song summary: Ke$ha is a special Pokemon with the ability to repeat things over and over to the opponent to cause damage to them. However, in order to do this, she must contact boys and DJ’s with explosives to get alcohol from them. Without her beer, she is a useless Pokemon.


Death Note-Native Faith Re-subbed: An Insane Commentary

YouTube – Death Note- Native Faith Re-Subbed

Above is the link to the video of this.

Lyrics (or something) in normal type, notes in italics.

Notes: First of all, Native Faith is an AWESOME SONG.

Second of all, Native Faith has no lyrics. These subtitles are already on the video, and are not accurate translations of the scene. In other words, THEY ARE FAKE. And they are funny. Also, read this post before listening to/watching the video.

Thirdly, and lastly, this scene is from (I think) the Death Note anime series, in the final confrontation between Near and Light.

“>:(” symbolizes a line said angrily.

~~~Video Start!~~~

0:00 Light: You are an idiot! Now stop! (Pic 1.) Light begins shouting in tune with the musical chords. Here the music starts.

0:12 Matsuda: What did I do? The scene at this point suggests “You BLEEP” rather than this line. Matsuda looks pissed. A set of repeated frames of Light getting shot with blood squirting out of him ensues. Light stumbles backwards a lot to the tune while being shot by Matsuda, who is wielding a revolver. A comment notes that “Light thought his Hitbox would be smaller ^^” (Sculvide). Another comment notes “Light should go to RPGs, since he has infinite HP apparently” (bast963).

0:18 M: hesitant Epic win? Matsuda is staring at his hands.

0:19 L: “>:(” Matsuda, you’re not epic at all! I think Matsuda is an epic-er name than Light, actually.

0:21 L: “>:(” You’re dumb~Then why the heck is he the one with the revolver?!?

0:22 L: and retarded!

0:25 L: Show them Matsuda, how I’m the smart one~

0:27 L: by singing along to my insane (Here, the Japanese words in the background go something like “Soak soak soak” as a scene of a pissed Light shouting replays for each “soak” >.>) random song! Random: Check. Insane: Check. Singing… No. How is singing gonna do anything? Words followed up by more random gunshots from Matsuda. The bullets sound like tranquilizer darts making “tchoonoises, btw.

0:33 L: (Right before this, Light says something in Japanese that sounds like “NOOOO”) Matsuda, why aren’t you singing!?! Keep not singing, Matsuda.

0:36 L: I just want to make this video really appealing~ Wait, what? You’re making a video!?!? How can this be possib- Naw, must be another one of his “just as planneds”.While we’re add it, add some more danmaku in the video, and put some of the Moon and some of Hell and the Netherworld and Higanbana fields

0:39 L: So, so, sing the song, before I get mad! (Each “so” has more of the shouting face clip) Jeez, why does this sound LIKE BLACKMAIL

0:41 M: I don’t care… (holding revolver tensely) Woot Apathy. Go shoot him like three bazillion more times, and start now, ’cause it takes that many shots to take him out.

0:42 “*Unnecessary Insanity*” Basically Light getting shot many, many times, then Light doing a manic laugh many, many times, then more shooting, and then laughing… until he somehow falls on what looks like this huge water balloon, popping it. HAHAHAHAHAHA MATSUDA YOU ARE UNDER MY CONTROL: FINISH LIGHT OFF AND GET ME SOME COOKIES

0:52 L: What, the heck? I just need more time! You’ll just spend it procrastinating

0:56 L: So stop shooting me, and let me sing!

0:59 M: Why should I? (<- surprised face. Sounds more like “Light-kun!”)

1:00 L: Matsuda, you don’t need to understand~ I just need to sing… Need or want? Do you even know the difference?!? Here; Yuyuko WANTS YGFC (Yuyuko’s Gensokyo Fried Chicken: 100% Mystia), while Yuyuko… er… NEEDS YGFC. (…)

1:03 “*Matsuda sings*” Basically some clips of the camera quickly zooming in on Matsuda’s face while he holds the revolver. Weird high-pitched noises. Light gets shot (once).

1:06 L: Okay, seriously! (These are the same Japanese words that are heard when he says “You are an idiot! Now stop!” Also, the first word is baka. It sounds like “BAKAAARAIYOHHHHH“.)

1:08 M: What? whowhatwherewhenhow?whatisthisIdon’teven

1:09 L: Just shut up! (Light throws his arms up as a gesture. The Japanese words here are “BAKAAARAIYOHHHHH”.)

1:12 M: You think you’re so good at singing,~but you’re not! (Matsuda is speaking in a demented voice, reminds you of Gollum/Smeagol. Looks evil, sounds evil, hands are trembling, etc.) Matsuda has a point here :T

1:14 More singing. Light gets shot

1:18 L: Mikami, help me, I need to make a duet! (Light is on the floor, bleeding. He sounds like he’s dying. Good riddance?) NOOOOOO NOT MORE INHUMAN SCREECHING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHqWmohdP18)

1:23 Mikami: As you wish Master!

1:25 L: Near, it’s my win. (Light sounds calm.) NIMW makes a good abbreviation. NIMWIT is better, though (Near, It’s My Win, Ignorant Toyperson)

1:26 “*Commits suicide*” It seems to be Light, but Light isn’t dead yet. The only explanation is that he drank some Hourai Elixir, which would explain why he’s survived upwards of 35 shots to his chest now… The figure “committing suicide” is screaming and leaking a lot of blood :/

1:28 L: You stupid retard! (Some more “BAKAAARAIYOHHHHH“)

1:29 L: I’m confused! (?_?)

1:30 Mi: No need for that to happen Master! He’s writing in a notebook, presumably the DARTH NOTE. ImeanDeathNoteofcourseIdohehehehehdon’tkillmenowfanboys

1:32 L: Near, it’s my win…

1:34 Mi: Just revive yourself Mikami! (??????????>_<??????????)

1:36 L: …What the?… (A hand, most likely Ryuk’s, writes a name in a blank page.)

1:38 L: You! YOU JUST WROTE “NOOB”! (“BAKAAARAIYOHHHHH” returns. Light looks startled.) HAHAHAHAHA YOU BE A NOOB >:D Also, this is the funniest phrase in the video :D

1:40 Light is on the floor. He’s spazzing and rolling over it. He also sound like a dying donkey. That fits. Then more shooting.

1:52 L: Crap! (It sounds more like “NOOOO”)

1:53 L: I’m so startled… [noone] will sing! (Light is on the ground)

1:56 ?: This is all stupid, I just need some time to write…

2:00 L: Impossible! Don’t you understand what this means to me?!!? (Angry faic is the Light.)

2:05 L: Maybe… I can survive!~ This line, with the next line, is more or less actually one phrase, but is so awesome that it needs two lines, get ready!

2:08 L: By going EXTREME!!! wewtz

2:11 L: Near, it’s impossible for you to understand what I’m singing… (Light sounds calm)

2:16 L: What the crap?!@!

2:18 “*headbang*” Light headbangs his head against a wall. ‘Nuff said. Third funniest part, after the EXTREME part. I like the nice sounds made by the wall.

2:23 Near: Hmph, something I’d expect from an oaf. What next? Exactly.

2:29 L: You are such a traitor!

2:32 Shuichi Aizawa: You donkey… stop kicking your legs like that…

2:37 M: NO! (A new season of Matsuda Sings returns, now on @ 9:00) More shooting. GAH

2:43 L: Matsuda, you are such a…~Light falls on the water balloon again.

2:43 L: …whatever…

2:46 M: I guess I’ll have to end it here! (Mad face.) LIGHT FINALLY DIES AT 2:50 AFTER AT LEAST 45 SHOTS

So… yeah. An awesome song, with nice animations, with a good anime, and very funny subtitles means epic W.I.N.

WATCH THIS VIDEO.


Justin Bieber “One time” Commentary

Before I even begin, I would like to note one thing.

He says “Lemme tell you ONE TIME”. Guess how many times he says it in the song. Well, I’ll answer for you. He says it 29 times. Justin Bieber, get your math straight.

The lyrics will be in italics, my rant is in normal font.

Me plus you, I’m a tell you one time
Me plus you, I’m a tell you one time
Me plus you, I’m a tell you one time
Me plus you equals meyou. There are not enough statements to come to a proper conclusion.

One Time
One Time
Honestly, he should be saying “Four time” and “Five time” by now.

When I met you girl my heart went knock knock
Somebody must have written you name in a death note.

Now them butterflies in my stomach wont stop stop
Always chew 30 times before you swallow, you obviously didn’t do that.

And even though it’s a struggle, love is all we got
What about life? And beer? And bananas? You probably have those too, count properly.

So we gonna keep keep climbin till the mountain top
Woah, suddenly a mountain comes in.

Your world is my world
Really? Your world is my world too! Unless you’re some alien from Mars.

And my fight is your fight
Violence is never the answer.

My breath is your breath
Okay, that’s getting a little intense here. *slowly backs away*

And your heart (I got my)
er…

You’re my One love
Sorry, Justin, never gonna happen. Look at the height difference between you two.

My one heart
I knew about artificial hearts and pig hearts but having other people? That’s new.

My one life for sure
Alright, that’s just awkward.

Let me tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
I’m a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
And I’m a be your one guy
You’ll be my #1 girl always makin time for you
I’m’a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
I’m’a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
Repetitive much? 4 lines saying the same thing.

You look so deep
Is he in love with an ocean or something?

You know that it humbles me
It honestly fits, he’s in love with an ocean.

You’re by my side and troubles them don’t trouble me
O_o He’s Poseidon, the ocean is at his side.

Many have called but the chosen is you
Well, what else would Poseidon pick other than oceans? Mushrooms?
Whatever you want shawty I’ll give it to you
Dude, you’re Poseidon but some things you just can’t give.
For example: well’s off the coast of Finland, stealing them would just be rude.

Your world is my world
And my fight is your fight
My breath is your breath
And your heart (I got my)
And here we go again, repetition!

Your my One love
My one heart
My one life for sure
Let me tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
I’m a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
And I’m a be your one guy
You’ll be my #1 girl always makin time for you
I’m’a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
I’m’a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
Repetition is annoying, you get the feeling you’re reading the same sentence twice. Repetition is annoying, you get the feeling you’re reading the same sentence twice. Repetition is annoying, you get the feeling you’re reading the same sentence twice.

Shawty right there
HIDDEN MESSAGE: He’s talking to Shaw, telling them thank you (ty). When you put them together, SHAWTY!

She’s got everything I need and I’m a tell her one time
You’re a god, Poseidon. You don’t need anything.

One Time, One Time
Repetition, it’s just lame now. T_T

Give you everything you need down to my last dime
What about nickles you scrooge, keeping all your nickels.

She makes me happy
O rly? She makes me feel average.

I know where I’ll be
And how do you know that? DO you have a map?

Right by your side cuz she is the one
[Insert witty comment here]

And girl
Soooo sexist. What about boys?

You’re my One love
My one heart
My one life for sure
Let me tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
I’m a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
And I’m a be your one guy
You’ll be my #1 girl always makin time for you
I’m a me tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)
I’m a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)

Me plus you, I’m a tell you one time
Me plus you, I’m a tell you one time
Me plus you, I’m a tell you one time

One Time
One Time

STOP THE REPETITION, THIS IS MADNESS!!!!

Overall conclusion: Justin Bieber is actually Poseidon in disguise, he’s in love with an ocean but before he can marry her he needs to work on his math skills. Also, he needs to make his songs less repetitive (continue including secret messages to people though).