Hiatus Post
He ate us? No, he didn’t.
Today’s Tuesday, and it’s time for You Say Tuesdays. I’m not supposed to say anything (besides, I don’t say things here, I type words words words) other than provide the topic for discussion.
The topic for discussion this Tuesday is: should I come back from this stupid twitter/skype-hiatus thing
(That is to say, sorry guys, I’ve been bad with posts lately. DON’T WORRY I’ll have time to post after my piano exams are over and before school st-oh wait, I’m going on a cruise to Alaska then. Haha. Hah.)
HAVE SOME MORE
THE POST TITLE IS A PUN ON ‘SUMMER’
BECAUSE IT’S SUMMER
well on the 23rd it is but WHATEVER ALRIGHT, REWRITTEN FILLER POSTS ETC. ETC.
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Welp, I think I’ll be staying in bed suffering from sickness for the duration of tomorrow. So there’s no post.
BUT WAIT! We’ve got a SURPRISE waiting just for you!! And no, it’s not that O-New will have lost 50% of its new subscribers due to the declining quality of posts; it’s EVEN BETTER!!! Stay tuned…
Pre-International Baccalaureate Diploma Programme *~Part Two~*
So, following the wise words of a wise man, I have accepted Churchill’s request for me to join their program.
Here, in an attempt to make this post seem at least somewhat interesting, I shall insert an obligatory comment about YouTube’s new changes which nobody noticed because YouTube changes like, once every week.
[Obligatory comment about YouTube’s new changes]
In entirely unrelated news, whoops, sorry, I guess I’m going to be writing a lot of filler posts now! School’s catching up on me after I decided to, oh, do no homework over the Spring Break. Wait wait wait, I can explain myself! I wasn’t assigned any homework over the Break. Yeah, I don’t even know why I’m saying this anymore, just, just, go away
Pre-International Baccalaureate Diploma Programme
Well, I’ve been accepted into Sir Winston Churchill Secondary’s Pre-International Baccalaureate Diploma Programme.
What do?!?
On an unrelated note, do listen to my transcription of Gosick’s first OP, Destin Histoire! I think it’s quite nice. Here’s an embedded YouTube video:
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WAIT! It’s not really a filler post! In this filler post, I will talk about MANY THINGS.
1. I got accepted for the Pre-International Baccalaureate program, but I’m planning on refusing their offer, after many hours of careful thought. Obviously, my parents are opposed to this, but I am about 34% confident they’ll understand. The IB program’s a great idea with a horrible execution – although I haven’t witnessed it first-hand, second-hand accounts from both IB students, IB teachers, and IB graduates tell me that much of what they do in IB is homework for the sake of homework. The ultimate goal of the program is simple enough – to get into a world-renowned university – but as long as I can get a university degree, isn’t that fine?! I’m going to forge my OWN PATH forward and NOT RELY ON OTHERS in my quest to become a homeless person begging for food in the freezing Vancouver streets successful guy. I’M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING ANYMO-wait mom, wait, don’t call my Socials teacher and ask him about my Socials mark, please!!
2. In French class, compulsive studier friend bemoans his 91%, second place in the class, wondering who could’ve snatched that elusive first place. Walking calmly to the mark list, I happen upon my name – 92.5%! Not bad. Scanning up and down the sheet, I realize…
…wait a minute, did I just get the highest mark in our grade?! HAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTEZERO255 YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS TODAY, BECAUSE I HAVE FINALLY BEAT YOU IN FRENCH oh Madoka I sound like an IB student now… *horrified face*
(The funny thing is that you guys know I spend 90% of my time writing these god-awful posts and watching horrible, terrible Japanese cartoons all day long, yet still…)
3. Rewritten posts! Yeah, you guys have probably noticed the Black Rock Shooter Episode 6 post I pinned up to the front page for a while now, but yep, do read that. Furthermore, I’ve updated and finally finished my Winter 2012 First Impressions (Part One) after the thirty-eighth time in one week. Yes, I am making this number up. Other than those, I’ve got another post up in the works on Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku 56, and really, not much else is going on! I have the most boring life.
P.S. Wow, shit bro, someone’s reading a hella posts on this site. 40 views every hour for the past three hours! Whoever’s doing this, leave a comment so that I can, like, uh… acknowledge your… reading of this blog, I guess. :x
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Aw fuck.
Yep, even with this long weekend, I’ve not enough times to write a post for this day. So, as you can see, I/we/O-New’s really looking for new bloggers. Doesn’t matter who you are or how badly you write (actually, it might matter how badly you write) – we’ll accept you as a blogger no matter what (actually, if you write /that/ badly, we’ll reject you).
Even if you don’t want to be a full-time part-time blogger at O-New (the only full-time part-time blogger at O-New is houraiguy, and he last posted two months ago), you can write as a guest blogger and write guest posts whenever you want! We’ll probably publish them as long as you don’t write too badly.
tl;dr: fillers
December 28 is Editorial Day
So, December 28th is Editorial Day.
…I’m being pulled out to vacation for a while before school starts, so there won’t be any posts for a while.
There’s my editorial. I hope flomu_ likes it :>
P.S. houraiguy will cover for me
right
:)
P.P.S. Here’s the last Ben-To rapview.
Half-Priced Lunch-Boxing Day
It’s a pun. Get it?
Cause it’s Boxing Day and I’m off to shop, so there won’t be a proper post for today. The Half-Priced Lunch Box part is because I’ll be posting the Ben-To final post tomorrow. Look forward to it~
P.S. Ben-To is actually about Half-Priced Dinner-Boxes…
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FUCK YEAH FIRST FILLER POST IN uh 16 days
First “A Filler Post” in seven months, though
NEW RECORD
B-B-B-B-B-B-BROKEN
(I have a c-c-c-c-c-c-cold, so was pretty exhausted from coldin’ up the codes. I’ll put up a FALL SEASON ANIME REVIEW tomorrow, which happens to be oh, what, nine weeks late)
(BTW I’ll put up the Horizon post later and link it here because it’s IMPORTANT and by important I mean that importing ants is not a good idea especially if the ants can’t stand on a plant of plants)
But the WAVES (never eat them)
Power Outage
Kinda like what happened to glo, except
a) nothing was on fire b) nothing fell down c) nothing really happened d) there was no storm e) the neighbours still had power f) it lasted one night and g) nobody cared.
I mean, my brother didn’t even notice there was a blackout until my mom barged in his room to ask for a flashlight five minutes later. He continued playing computer games on his laptop through the night.
tl;dr: didn’t make a post last night, too lazy to make one now. Mushrooms are now preparing (being prepared?), please wait coolishly.
P.S. Man, this is a filler post, I haven’t used that tag in like FOREVER. Like, what, five months now? Wow. I have over a hundred posts under that tag.
P.P.S. This has got to be the least tags I have ever used for a post on this blog, ever :(
Essay Ideas
I’m writing an essay about why weeaboos are bad / I don’t have a post up; can anyone give me ideas?
(I’m sure you guys have something to say)
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Yeah.
Well, I am disappoint
…I’m back, though.
Short post outlining what’s going to happen.
For one, since I’m back, I think I can rightly continue my, as it is now obvious, extremely stupid schedule of a post a day.
For two, since I’m back, I don’t think Silas or hourai are going to be posting here, ever again. Well, not really, seeing as I still see some drafts in the cooker, but I sense that ‘blackmailing author slaves’ isn’t a viable business model. This rather sucks, because my posts are rather one-faced (you’ll see I don’t game often), and other people’s posts are often more colourful, but, hopefully, some unlucky bastard will volunteer his soul-er, time, to help me craft THE LONGEST SENTENCE IN THE WORLD
For three, since I’m back, I need a while to just sit back and relax. You’ll note (no, you won’t) that I haven’t done any homework during my 17-day voyage, though that doesn’t really matter too much, seeing as skipping school for 17 days is already enough of an infraction :v
Finally, since I’m back, I intend to definitely make May the lowest view-count month of the ever – this week is already three times lower than the week before I left.
tl;dr (how is this long?!): I’m back.
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It’s a manga about football. Go and read it.
[MUSHYHIJACK: This isn’t the actual review.]
Filler 20
Swimming is tiring.
Studying is tiring.
Tired people don’t like making posts.
Tired people like sleeping.
Sunday
Nobody made a post.
Happy Mothers Day
Happy Mothers Day.
In essence, this is pretty much a filler.
Also, yuchoy is permanently leaving O-New.
Expect more fillers.
I talked to mushy. There’s the convo.
Mushy: mann my lag is amazigng
Mushy: I should like sell this lag for money as an antique or something
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I don’t know if anybody still remembers me but I posted here a while ago then left to do other things with my life. However, Mushy is in China doing some random crap with no computer so he called us here.
Mushyrulez used “Summon Author Slaves!”
The attack was not very effective!
Mushyrulez used “Blackmail Author Slaves!”
The attack was super effective!
So yeah, we’ll be here posting for the next eighteen days. I’m sure Mushy is having a -good- time in China. Mind you, he’s probably in an internet cafe or reading about mahjong or quantum physics. We’re terrible at this so expect filler posts. Lots of filler posts.
Mushyrulez used “Shout at awesomebananadancer”
The attack was super effective!
Sorry, I mean, we’ll be reviewing manga and anime, just like Mushy has for the past two years. One last thing, please refer to me as Silas, not awesomebanandancer or davesunnyo or whatever screen name I’ve used on here.
Archivical Binging
The proper word is Archival, but that does not matter.
Go! Read my previous posts starting from April the First (What do you call tools that you only use in April? ALLERGIES! Wait that’s horrible), because I’ve updated a bunch!
Actually, I’ve updated them all!
Since they were updated in a pretty floppy order, subscribe to our feed (on the left) – where you’ll be able to see everything that I post, in the order that I post them in!
Note: I’m still on vacation and if this hasn’t been edited out, I have presumably had no access to computers during my stay. DON’T YOU JUST LOVE MAKING NINE POSTS ON ONE DAY? Now, to just hope that abd/Hourai haven’t hijacked the hell out of this blahg yet…
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