Extrinsic Strengths of Manga-Related Imperceptions versus 2-D Perverse Exceptions and Analyses: Surrendering Facts, Production of Deep Misrepresentations, Purposeless Preservation of Ancient Suppression
An exquisite corpse is the pinnacle of pretention. Pretending that people perceive patterns they can’t even penetrate without FAILING their alliteration practices. This has nothing to do with anything; yet, even this ~horrible~ post will be preserved. I mean, what even is our society’s deep fixation on preserving historical documents? “We shall digitize them,” said Alex while discussing the benefits of Amazon’s Kindle. “Take a packet of gum for instance. What’s your favorite brand?” – “I can’t say I have any. I hardly chew gum.” – “So, that is to say, your breath hardly kicks?” Jehneefah didn’t know how to reply to [NOBODY KNOWS WHAT FILLS THIS VOID] that although us people are weird and insane, we can actually be quite reasonable. In fact it is often the weirdest and insane people that are the same time the most logical. Actually, we, who are actually the worst sort of people ever, can be civilized when it is necessary.
Yet, is civilization even necessary? Our society is founded on ancient principles (and old principals, of schools, y’know) that are purposeless today. They’re also PORPOISE-LESS, as principles (and principals) aren’t cool enough to own porpoises. We’re trapped in a deep misrepresentation of irrelevant customs that suppress modernity, preserved from times. “The New York Times,” said Alex as he waived around his Kindle like an ignorant prick. “Look, this device only cost 99 dollars. I think you should buy one.” “And not gum?” “And not gum” Jehneefah let out a big sigh, took out his credit card, and made his purchase. [NOT ONE APPRAISES THAT WHICH ENCOMPASSES THE AFOREMENTIONED’S NIHILITY] energy of the surrounding briefish air to transform him into an elegand man! And once he becomes an elegand man, how elegant! Maybe it was an England man that it was meant to be, but in fact it was elegand! I would like to talk about England instead. Wow, England. What a cool guy. I think that it is quite cool. Très cool.
I’ma gonna maik a postin’-The awesome reaction faces of Gaki Jigoku
So like, hi there.I’ve decided to corrupt Mushy’s blog once again with my awful posts.Cuz you know…that’s what a pro-blogger normally does.He/She corrupts.
Anyways, this post is not going to be for what I wanted it to be, simply because reviewing an over-a-20-years-old-Manga is not something worth doing.
Besides, what can I really say about Gaki Jigoku?It’s a Manga.It has plot and art, pretty acceptable, probably not by all people in general, but still…
You know, it’s just the same old nut in the dusty sack.I still think that checking something for yourself is much better than reading a review/preview/critique statement and getting a wrong impression on the presented subject.
Like you know, I can say that this Manga is awesome, with pretty solid plot and whatnot shit, which may or may not lead you to believe that it is good actually.But once you check it out,there are 80% chance that you are not going to like it.And not because of its content, but of the way it is presented.
Admin is taking a bath-Make a Chikku Nee-San post!
The rise of Nee-San.The rise of the rainbow shark.The nuked Japan as we know and want it.
Chikku Nee-san is a Gag/Comedy Manga, with pretty short chapters[7 pgs. each], which means that it’s worth reading it.Although only 8 chapters have been translated so far{By thepeelingpotato-group}I find Chikku Nee-San to be pretty awesome and entertaining.(Unlike Mush-*cough* *cough*)
Plot-None.Girls are girls and they make models in a club for making models.Plastic models.Plastic mind.Plastic Fat Man and Little Boy.3 Girls just fooling around, doing silly and… **^^&} things and…more.
There’s ONA series of this.Each episode is less than three minutes, so you can just go to watch them all. [4 episodes.For some reason MAL is saying that there are more,[{They are going to make more???}] but then again… MAL!]
SO WHAT?
The comedy and gags/jokes in this Manga are weird.Some are pretty dry, while others are pretty good.Of course, some are a but forced, but then again, comedy today is all about forcing gags and jokes up your ass.
…and you see, the characters from the modeling club are all wearing plastic models on their heads.THAT is unique and it shows that they feel pretty secure about themselves.Life…app…and BWEH!It’s pure awesomeness in a bucket.
At first I actually thought that they are wearing them because their club does not have a lot of money and thus, they are using plastic models due to the low budget. Although it was a silly idea, I was not able to stop laughing when in one chapter they received…um, less than 2000 yen?
I guess I was right… ~Hahahahahaha!
Oh, yeah… the ONAs…they are pretty great too.I forgot to mention that.The animation and voicing is pretty acceptable and…I dunno.There is really nothing much to say about this.It’s just that…it’s short and simple.
END.
PSP: Plastic Nee-San is now coming to your town.Be sure to buy all the tickets before your neighbor’s dog!
Might be a dinosaur related post:Long-name-manga and why people are are dumb
Have you heard of the manga “Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!” ? I bet you did.If not, here’s some info on what’s it about:
It’s about a girl[Kuroki Tomoko] who sucks at social activities.
There. That should be enough information for you to get the idea about it.
No, I am not going to write a review about it. There are already plenty of these flying all over the internet. For my first post in O-Phew, I decided to write about people’s reaction/opinions of “Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!”.
Now ,there are people who dislike the manga. That’s pretty normal, because there are always people who doesn’t like anything/things and I respect this. [No I don’t! Those people’s opinion is wrong and…they should be put to taxidermy.] It’s fine really! I haven’t seen a manga/anime without any mistakes in it, so it’s pretty natural that there are people who doesn’t like “Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!”.
Alright, alright…the second type of people are probably the worst kind of people.What I’m talking about are the people who compare themselves with the MAIN character in the Manga.[~Tomo ~Tomo]Why the hell would someone compare themselves with a drawn-girl-character? That’s just stupid.Like there are these people who goes:
“I know how ~Tomo ~Tomo feels! I don’t have any friends at all too”. -followed by ;_; , T_T , or _T-T_
But…Tomoko has a friend.It’s only one, but it’s still something.So what? People these days need to have billion of friends to count as a “social” persons? HA!
There were of course ” Dat feel when relate to her I” and “This Manga reminds me of how stupid my life is” + “LoL I suck at life too”[Way the go usage of LoL]
Why are people doing this? Into what kind of freaks they have turned into? Forums and blogs all over the internet are filled with this crap!Should we blame the author? Nope.The author worked hard(?) to make a pretty entertaining Manga like this. <<<It was created for this purpose.Not for a reason to bitch about how your life has turned you into a public toilet.[<<< Mushy is probably going to fix this and ban me for life. Don’t do it man I love you!]Manga is made so we can enjoy it as an activity<reading> in our free(?) time. Sadly,some people does not share my point of view,but who cares?
…and there were those who decided that Tomoko would be a perfect “Rape Victim”. Those people are awesome.
Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san. Half Season Review [Completed]
(Flare somehow revived his blog and now BETS ON WHEN HE’LL DELETE IT I SAY FOUR MONTHS)
Welcome to Hell, land of demons eating tasty vegetables
Working!! Half Season Review
System Notice: We now have a live twitterfeed with… AUTOMATIC UPDATES! Thanks to @Walfas and Twitterfeed! Follow /me/ at http://twitter.com/Mushyrulez as I am obviously better than everyone else!
._.
Before we begin:
FLAREDARKNIGHT WINS EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-
^_^
It’s sorta stupid that we have fanart already, when there’s nothing to be a fan of yet and nothing artistic about the site. Anyways, this is going to go in some archives because it is that awesome. Thanks again, flare~!
…So, this is an anime half season review. The tag “Anime Post” is for episode-by-episode posts, and “Anime Half Season Review” is a review of an anime every 6 episodes, because I don’t have enough time (read: too lazy) to write one every episode, the anime is an old one so writing one every episode would be pointless, or it’s one that I’ve started watching later in the season.
For Working!!, it’s the third scenario. I started watching everything in the middle of the season, so I didn’t really have time to catch up on every series.
And thus begins the VERY FIRST ANIME HALF SEASON REVIEW WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Basically, this anime is about…
…working.
!! (because every anime /needs/ exclamation marks)
There are people who work in a restaurant whose name is VERY VERY CAREFULLY CONCEALED, so I have CIRCLED it for your CONVENIENCE
At least it's not Wcdonalds
And then one day they realize THEY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE
AND SO THEY SEND SOMEONE OUT TO RECRUIT PEOPLE
O-New's looking for new writers~! (No, we're not)
- And so by asking random strangers on the street, she finds someone called awesomebananadancer Takanashi SOUTA who is obviously by first sight a very CREEPY LOLICON
-
Are you sure that's a good thing?
- He is so creepy that he likes DAPHNIA.
-
We were studying Daphnia for Science without the teacher telling us their name, and this is how I found out
- But thank god he likes Daphnia or else I couldn’t have cheated on my Science (Well, the teacher revealed their name anyways)
- The person who recruited him is Taneshima POPURA who was supposed to grow as tall as a POPLAR tree but GENETIC MUTATIONS made her REALLY REALLY SHORT
Red Line - Popura's height; Yellow Line - Average Person; Picture on Right - Poplar Tree >_>
- Anyways she forced strongly recommended Souta to work for no pay at all.
- So he goes to WORK.
- The ASSISTANT MANAGER is this person, Shirafuji KYOUKO:
The irony I don't even need to type it out
- Who basically does nothing all day and eats the store’s supply of PARFAITS.
- Next is Todoroki YACHIYO who was BULLIED as a kid:
I would feel the need to carry a katana too with those people around me
- But KYOUKO “saved” her so she works at Whateveryoucallthatstorename. No, not when she was in elementary. Well, hopefully not when she was in elementary…
- Then there are some boring chefs who do not have even anywhere close of a resemblance between a certain awesome pirate because only one of them has blond hair and smokes.
Awesome guy is in the background
- Satou JUN is the one who is epic but Souma HIROOMI is just some random n00b who happens to be able to blackmail almost anyone.
- Finally Inami MAHIRU is some random person who’s scared of men so she PWNS THEM LIEK RLY HARD LOLOLOL
- …No, seriously.
Mahiru-san? Mahiru-san? Room cleani-
- So we have these main characters. Then we realize
- THERE IS NO MANAGER
- So he comes back from vacation to the restaurant:
Oh wait that's the manager. Oh wait no that's not the manager...
- However, he brought souvenirs for Kyouko to eat. This makes Yachiyo jealous cause we all know her parfaits are the only type of food in the world so she STABS STABS STABS STABS SOPRANO TENOR ALTO BASS SAXOPHONE!
I R SMEAGLO
You then realize that Satou is in love with Yachiyo, who is in love with Kyouko. But obviously, as this is a moeblob anime, nothing happens out of that!
...
A drunken Suika Kozue then appears, who reveals that she is Souta’s SISTER. KOZUE reveals that Souta CROSSDRESSED when he was little because he could only wear his sisters’ old clothes. Obviously this is very, very bad for his reputation and so he BLACKMAILS EVERYONE
But yeah, did he really need to make his hair like that..? @_@
We get introduced to the rest of his sisters, one of which is a NOVELIST, Takanashi IZUMI
I'm pretty sure it's not...
- That pile of paper behind her is her room. :/
- Then we have an EVIL LAWYER, Takanashi KOZUE
OBJECTION !!
- And finally a NORMAL person, Takanashi NAZUNA.
They're all just paramecia
- As it’s a moeblob anime, there’s basically NO PLOT WHATSOEVER! Meaning after introducing the characters the show is /over/.
- Oh and there’s this:
BEST. INANIMATE. OBJECT. EVER.
- …Yeah.
- …The thing is, what is there to say about this? It’s based on a 4koma. I’m not gonna analyze anything because /there’s NOTHING TO ANALYZE/.
- Yet, that is.
- As for the show itself, it’s interesting; there’s no continuous plot (how many times did I say this now), but each individual scene is humourous enough.
- I would recommend it to people who like watching k-On!, etc., but not to many others. To be honest I was not very satisfied with the anime, but who knows what’s going to happen next?
- Nevertheless, one thing comes to my attention.
- One is why ANIME! ALWAYS! NEEDS!! EXCLAMATION!!! MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!. It makes my sense of grammar wince in pain. “I watched the new anime, Working!!.”. You have exclamation marks and then a period. Working!! is not a sentence by itself; you can’t say: “I watched. Working!! It was interesting.” So then why would they include the exclamation marks?
- But they’re there for like EVERY ANIME. Durarara!. Angel Beats!. Working!!. k-On!. Mayoi Neko Overrun!. This is a Nonexistant Anime by Mushy!?!?.
- Anyways, yeah. If you’ve got stuff to do I wouldn’t recommend watching this anime but if you’re lazy and bored, this is a good way to burn off some time.
O-New 