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Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 15

The greatest part of Steins;Gate was its climax, when Rintarou did all sorts of crazy shit and it all connected back to the beginning like some bizarre circular argument typical of time-bending tales.

The greatest part of Boukan no Rebellion is its climax, when Daru did all sorts of crazy shit and it all connected back to… things.

What I’m going at is, Boukan no Rebellion focuses on Suzuha and so her most emotional moment was finding her father. Mayuri’s train of logic was executed well and there was no dearth of cheesy/teary goodbyes, so I guess it was a good scene.

That is, IF THE ART WEREN’T SO *~QUALITY~*

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Souma of the PLEBEIAN HALBERD 2

IS THIS HYOUGE MONO REDUX

let’s see:

food porn – check
actual porn – check
awesome faces – check
PLEBEIANS – check
typical generic sexist shounen bakuman protagonist-incentive-object – not quite, she’s a tsundere ojou-sama too, and that takes a lot more creativity tha-

wait a minute hyouge mono didn’t have that

PLEBEIANS

BY ALL COUNTS SOUMA OF THE PLEBEIAN HALBERD IS THE BETTER STORY

P.S. doesn’t beat legend of koizumi in terms of ‘faces teleported to outlandish situations’

P.P.S. ‘god’s tongue’ sounds like a really bad nickname only eroge artists would conjure


ST&RS 28

TWIST ENDING: WORLD ENDS DECEMBER TWENTY-FIRST,

no no no no no no no I wrote ten mouretsu pirates posts on this

in no gravity

hair does not flow down

also the ship can’t possibly be spinning because everybody’s floating

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCIENCE, ST&RS

YOUR SOLE SOUL-REDEEMING TRAIT HAS DISAPPEA-hey look moe heads

...never mind


ST&RS 27

why japan why

itt: fanservice in my moe manga?! *grumble grumble*

re: gravity
the enemy’s gate is down
also there IS NO GRAVITY IN SPACE WHY DOES THEIR HAIR GRAVIT-right, centrifugal ‘force’


ST&RS 26

TWIST ENDING: NEURONS REPRESENT UNIVERSE, ENTIRE MACROVERSE EXISTS IN MAHO

gotcha moes

itt: 7 month timeskip. THE RACE TO CONCLUDE BEFORE THE AXE AT 39 BEGINS~

P.S. what is characterization ??????


Gangsta 16

I like Gangsta because it has just the right proportion of cool guys, moe lolis, badass men, and moe lolis

AHHHHHH HIS DAD IS DED

It’s starting to get confusing now. I would write the plot out for you guys but nobody’s reading this and I don’t understand it myself; even marathoning 4 chapters (ok, that’s not a marathon) hasn’t helped. There’s that great Black Lagoon/Roanapur feel again with the four heads actually meeting, so all we can do is pray that the big bad of this arc isn’t some contrived rape survivor again… (not that I remember Black Lagoon having any of those)


Btooom! 5

Himiko’s voice actress sounds like she hasn’t slept for three days and just wants to get this over with so that she can go home. People don’t shout like that, OK.

Imagine what the English dub would sound like.

P.S. ‘rape’ doesn’t count as character development sorry

P.P.S. no she just said ‘get away from me’ in japanese mr. yuu kenot sbeek so shud ab

P.P.P.S. sena, blonde, boobs, etc.


Btooom! 4

since himiko’s not in this episode have an obligatory half-naked guy

how do these people procreate

p.s. fourteen-year-olds aren’t that short, though some may be that smart and psychotic

p.p.s. i was wondering if they would wear the same clothes forever, but the kits all have different things – sunscreen, flashlights, pots (for instant noodles), extra shirts, etc. maybe there’ll be big kits with water purifiers, fishing rods, and matches, or kits with y’know REPLACEMENT BIMs

p.p.p.s. four months in the future: everybody runs out of BIMs, guy with survival knife wins because nobody else has anything sharp


Btooom! 3

Presented without comment.

Not sure how sonar/radar works when you’re in a dense jungle… do radio waves go through trees?


ST&RS 25

TWIST ENDING: MAHO AND AMACHI IMPREGNATED WITH ASTRAL ENERGIES. LITERALLY.

OK, so NilaiTP got a direct JP -> Eng translator, so the grammar isn’t as egregious. Would’ve been interesting to DUWANG that but they’re a decent group, so I won’t. Instead, have some diabetes

"I can see the light!"

ST&RS doesn’t bother explaining all this deus ex cause ~aliens~

~aliens~ do whatever

~aliens~

want

go away logic >:(

P.S. since amachi’s harnessing the power of PEOPLE’S HOPES AND DREAMS via email do I get the power of flare from blog comments. if I read books will I be like patchy and royal flare things/people/~aliens~

P.P.S. if your answer to any of the above questions was ‘no’ your a horibowl humen bean


WordArt Online 8

A haiku, by Mushyrulez.

Just imagine really bad WordArt for this post and you'll be fine.

This episode sucked.
Speechless but for Comic Sans:
Fall’s WordArt Online.

P.S.
Asuna, with her
Maxed cooking skill, really is
A strong female lead.

P.P.S.
Mood change? SAO?
Have you perhaps forgotten:
Episodics suck.

P.P.P.S.
No, it’s not C-Sans.
Wanted to ‘shop it in, but
Vague joke and :effort:


Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 11

This Sena girl is fucking retarded.

In this chapter: QUALITY ART.

By 'quality' I mean kindergartener

Stay tuned for an exciting announcement tonight from me, and another exciting announcement sometime later from somebody else, whenever he decides to excitedly announce it.

tl;dr: filler posts


Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 9

AGHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is the sound effect I make when I realize NOTHING HAPPENED THIS CHAPTER. AT ALL.

P.S. The art seems nice at first but all this white space, pointless dramatic speech bubbles, constant changing of nose sizes… sigh.
P.P.S. inb4 ‘lol you can’t say their art sucks because you can’t even draw!’. I say inb4 because nobody’s going to read this post, and for good reason


Mouretsu Pirates 21

In moètsu Pirates Episode 21: the DINGHY SPACE LEAGE [sic] outwits the Biscuit Company.

P.S. That girl is the moè-est girl in the entire show. FUCK YOU NANOPULP, DROWN IN A WELL OFF THE COAST OF FINLAND


Mouretsu Pirates 20

I have literally never seen a cooler spaceship.

The pun is because out in space, everything is cold. Unless you’re next to a star. In which case it would be unbearably hot.

The pun is because out in space, bears

The actual posts are here (a post that compares Mouretsu Pirates to Avengers), here (an image that compares bread to coolest spaceships), and here (a post that talks about Sentai Filmworks licensing Mouretsu Pirates).

As a certain bunny would say, ‘That’s all, ignorant plebeians who just don’t understand how awesome sunglasses are.’


Uchuu Kyoudai 7

It’s weird to see Hibito’s thoughts and not follow up on them too much. The shift in perspective was for convenience of narration and I’m not sure whether it was a good move.

Anyway, really heartwarming and such. Shows that selection processes still can be fair, that the world is still forgiving and understanding.


Jormungand 4

I like this show well enough, but the fighting was a bit retarded. It was probably the same in Black Lagoon, though.

Jormungand 5 will be a better post.


Uchuu Kyoudai 4

oh god oh no god no oh god

He’s going to get cut

by the guys

oh my god

and there will be seventeen episodes of him begging to the Space Agency

oh god

oh god


Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 8

Yeah, that’s my reaction to this manga. It’s basically porn, but more exploitative, more offending, more perverse, and more meaningless. I don’t think people can even treat this as porn. There’s nothing appealing about this manga at all.


Uchuu Kyoudai 3

This episode was all about girls who are Mary Sues. There’s not much else to say.

Cover rating drops by two points.

Uchuu Kyoudai is now 6/10 (Amazing)


Mouretsu Pirates 3

It is the era of space colonization.

In the far, far future, humans have devised interstellar transportation systems, as well as various diverse technological advances in inventions such as the sideways-propeller-bicycle, the purple-car-with-a-fancy-hood, and the hologram computer display.

It is in this distant future that man faces its greatest challenge yet. Armed with cutting-edge sciences and the galaxy’s most brilliant minds, humanity sets out to finally devise, once and for all, an ingenious contraption that will eliminate this vile threat.

But woe.

For it is all in vain.

In the faraway future, long after our grandchildren’s grandchildren’s grandchildren are long dead, humanity has not, could not, and cannot destroy them all.

Pop-up advertisements.


Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai! 8

Oh hmm this is my 700th post.

P.S. They didn’t.


Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai! 5

OH YEEEAAAH


Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai Animated Commentary 8

For some reason, I don’t remember watching Kirino’s novel’s episode, except for that part about Kirino and Kuroneko saying interesting things about each other.

It’s nice to see new perspectives about any situation, for example, from Kirino’s father – a look at what otaku society is like from a ‘normal person’s point of view.

I heard the producers saying ‘one-cour’, which was translated as… half a season? Are seasons half a year in America? That doesn’t make sense at all – aren’t there /four/ seasons in a year? If a season really is two cours… THEN WHAT ARE MY HALF SEASON REVIEWS GOING TO BE?! I guess I could stay with the definition of ‘climate season’, but… arghblargh television doesn’t make sense.