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Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 13

REWRITTEN POSTS YEAH~!

REWRITTEN POSTS AUH~!»


Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 12.5

Well, in the selfsame spirit of rewriting posts and moping about our lack of posts we’ve been undergoing all week, I suppose it’s time for a repeat of our previous Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion post: a post… about anime/manga posts! You could even say that it’s a meta post!!!

But wait! I’ll also talk about Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion. For one line: ‘Wow that Rounders girl is fucking retarded for somebody born in 2020. lern2assassinate.”

Actually, don’t learn that»


Gangsta 13

If I were cool and American and not Chinese, that just might be me at this moment. However, I’m not cool, not American, and I am Chinese. My brother’s American, though, so that just might be his face if he weren’t Chinese. But he is also Chinese.

I really liked this chapter, lewd fanart aside, because it had little children and little children are cute. No, I’m not a pedophile, these kids are 13 and I’m not even 5 years older than them. Some old man married a girl 97 years younger than himself. I think his name was Edgar Cullman or something like that. It was pretty sick, and sick as in ‘disgustingly perverse’, not as in ‘radically suave’.

CHILD PRAWNS AHEAD»


Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 12

OK, everybody. This will be a serious post, for once. The tone and atmosphere of the manga demands one. Look at these photo-realistic photographs. How much more solemn can one become?

No jokes here»


Gangsta 12

I’m heading off to Seattle again. Expect pictures when I return. Until then, az will run the show!! Have fun. Here’s a picture of my face, sighing because I’m sick. Of you.

Have some much needed backstory, in one paragraph.

Back-click for story»


Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 11

Argh, so I’ve got allergies, and I’m feeling pretty allergic right now. I’ll probably even skip Chinese school tomorrow. Have a picture of my face. Sweating. From being allergic to allergies. (DISCLAIMER: I’m not actually that fat.)

Do you know what else sweats? Mushrooms. Look at our updated Fanart page with updated fan art that isn’t fan art but it’s updated. There is a sweaty mushroom on the top. It is a mushroom and it sweats. Just like me. I’m allergic to mushrooms.

In other page-related nonsense, look at our updated ANIBLOG BETTING Round 1 page with updated ANIBLOG BETTING that isn’t Round 2 but it’s updated. There are betters at the top. They are betting and they better bet. Just unlike me. I’m allergic to betting. If you want to join, join NOW and IMMEDIATELY: also, if you’ve already joined, you can now ALTER what KIND of FAKE MONEY you are betting for. I’m not confident that the exchange rate of nondescript pieces of pony innards to Midas Money is exactly one-to-one but this entire ANIBLOG BETTING thing is all guesswork.

In other post-related nonsense, look at az’s updated Jormungand 3 post with updated Jormungand 3 that isn’t Jormugand 2 but it’s updated. There is an image on the top. It is an image and it Jormungand is pronounced ‘Your Mom Gand’. Just like me. My name is actually ‘Your Mom Gand’.

In final Steins;Gate-Boukan-no-Rebellion-Chapter-Eleven-related nonsense, Daru’s a pretty cool guy, but the anticipated drama about him being Suzuha’s father (with him accessing the time machine with his fingerprints etc.) completely falls apart when we already know. Whoops, forgot to put a [SPOILER ALERT] there. It is a spoiler and it spoils. Just like mushrooms. I’m allergic to mushrooms.

P.S. Yes, predederva did in fact bet with himself. He lost. But he also won. Simultaneously.


Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 8

Yeah, that’s my reaction to this manga. It’s basically porn, but more exploitative, more offending, more perverse, and more meaningless. I don’t think people can even treat this as porn. There’s nothing appealing about this manga at all.


ST&RS 23

I bet you guys just CAN’T WAIT for some ST&RS 23!!! But before that, do take a look at this REWRITTEN MOURETSU PIRATES POST!! I say ‘rewritten’ even though I haven’t yet wrote it because, y’know, ‘Rewrite History‘ implies that something is rewritten. However, there is another post that I indeed /have/ rewritten: that post about my feet!! Yeah, that’s right, all you foot fetishes out there get the hell out this is my fucking feet alright, and I’m a creepy neckbeard except I don’t really have a neckbeard. By ‘don’t really’ I mean no, not at all, that would be gross and disgusting and kimoi and neckbeard


Typical neckbeard behaviour: forgetting to get a new roll of toilet paper after the previous roll runs out

I don’t even have a neck»


Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 10

Rushing off to some Churchill thing to select courses now. Please be patient, boys are now EASTER LONG WEEKEND YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH your post’ll come later…

…but who said it would be about Steins;Gate?

Actually, I did»


I’ma gonna maik a postin’-The awesome reaction faces of Gaki Jigoku

Japanese male making silly face.

So like, hi there.I’ve decided to corrupt Mushy’s blog once again with my awful posts.Cuz you know…that’s what a pro-blogger normally does.He/She corrupts.

Anyways, this post is not going to be for what I wanted it to be, simply because reviewing an over-a-20-years-old-Manga is not something worth doing.

Besides, what can I really say about Gaki Jigoku?It’s a Manga.It has plot and art, pretty acceptable, probably not by all people in general, but still…

You know, it’s just the same old nut in the dusty sack.I still think that checking something for yourself is much better than reading a review/preview/critique statement and getting a wrong impression on the presented subject.

Like you know, I can say that this Manga is awesome, with pretty solid plot and whatnot shit, which may or may not lead you to believe that it is good actually.But once you check it out,there are 80% chance that you are not going to like it.And not because of its content, but of the way it is presented.

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Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 9

I don’t know.

On one hand, Boukan no Rebellion really feels like it should be read after watching Steins;Gate. Otherwise, you wouldn’t understand the whole drama around Suzuha, you wouldn’t understand the bond between Rintarou and Mayuri, you wouldn’t understand the pain and torture Rintarou went through after Mayuri died fifty thousand million times.

On the other hand, Boukan no Rebellion really feels like it should be read before watching Steins;Gate. Otherwise, all the mystery around Suzuha is already spoiled, all the suspense around Mayuri’s death is unsuspenseful, and all the drama around her dad is wasted.

My conclusion?

Read and watch them simultaneously. Send a D-Mail to your past self to tell them to do that. Oh, and tell your past self to tell me to do that too, will ya (although then, the me who’s writing this post presumably dies. forever. not even in a well off the coast of finland…)?

Or a G-Mail: God’s chain-mail armour»


Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku 57

-rally! c) I told you so. I really hope you clicked that link from the previous post to get to this post, because then, this joke will make a lot more sense. P-Please~? :'(

Read the previous post first!»


Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku 56

(My face today, March 19th, upon realizing that I didn’t write a post for this day, March 14th:)

So, seeing as last post was merely a reintroduction to the whole Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku series, I think it’s time to clarify some shit.

I was right in waiting until the whole dust settled around the big (?) MAL controversy over whether part two of Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku was a new series or not. You remember my whole tirade (see: last post) about sequels and not knowing what they are, right? Turns out somebody created a new series on MAL (creatively titled ‘Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku: Part 2’) for (as you’d expect) Part 2. However, due to widespread confusion and the fact that this really wasn’t a new series, that MAL series is now deleted, and the ‘original’ Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku (which is now the only Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku) is listed as an ‘Publishing’ series, rather than as ‘Completed’.

Moral of the story?

I AM ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT.

What was I right about?

Uh…

I’m always fucking a girl named ‘Right’»


Admin is taking a bath-Make a Chikku Nee-San post!

The rise of Nee-San.The rise of the rainbow shark.The nuked Japan as we know and want it.

Chikku Nee-san is a Gag/Comedy Manga, with pretty short chapters[7 pgs. each], which means that it’s worth reading it.Although only 8 chapters have been translated so far{By thepeelingpotato-group}I find Chikku Nee-San to be pretty awesome and entertaining.(Unlike Mush-*cough* *cough*)

Plot-None.Girls are girls and they make models in a club for making models.Plastic models.Plastic mind.Plastic Fat Man and Little Boy.3 Girls just fooling around, doing silly and… **^^&} things and…more.

Ti si Guba!

There’s ONA series of this.Each episode is less than three minutes, so you can just go to watch them all. [4 episodes.For some reason MAL is saying that there are more,[{They are going to make more???}] but then again… MAL!]

SO WHAT?

The comedy and gags/jokes in this Manga are weird.Some are pretty dry, while others are pretty good.Of course, some are a but forced, but then again, comedy today is all about forcing gags and jokes up your ass.

…and you see, the characters from the modeling club are all wearing plastic models on their heads.THAT is unique and it shows that they feel pretty secure about themselves.Life…app…and BWEH!It’s pure awesomeness in a bucket.

записался добровольцем?

At first I actually thought that they are wearing them because their club does not have a lot of money and thus, they are using plastic models due to the low budget. Although it was a silly idea, I was not able to stop laughing when in one chapter they received…um, less than 2000 yen?

I guess I was right… ~Hahahahahaha!

Oh, yeah… the ONAs…they are pretty great too.I forgot to mention that.The animation and voicing is pretty acceptable and…I dunno.There is really nothing much to say about this.It’s just that…it’s short and simple.

Go away!The people from O-NEW hate you!Stupid reader...

END.

PSP: Plastic Nee-San is now coming to your town.Be sure to buy all the tickets before your neighbor’s dog!


Gangsta 11

Watch out!! It’s a post about GANGSTA, GREEK FOOD, and GOOGLE today (and NOT a pedo bear by madoka how MANY PEOPLE search for pedo bear EVERY SINGLE DAY and get to this stupid fucking blog… I got 1.4 MILLION impressions for my blog by people searching pedo bear in the last WEEK. why, society?! why?)! :o

Yes, I realize, it’s strange – after all, with Daylight Savings Time started, I now have an extra hour every day to post, but.. nope? That’s because I decided to eat Greek food. The end. Updates later tomorrow. Or below. Click that more link».

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Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 7

First, I’d like to get something out there. Something I’ve kept bottled up inside me for the past six months. That’s right, readers of O-New…

…IT’S SPRING BREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!

No, this is not a post about Ore no Kouhai»


ST&RS 22

Well, guys. It’s back to making those posts we all love the most! Damn right, I bet you’re bursting with apprehension (note: this is a bad thing)!

Metaposts!

It’s time to get back into the habit of posting about posts as I post about posts in this post about posts. Does it say ‘ST&RS 22’ as the title? Well, that’s completely and utterly WRONG, even though it’s actually partially correct because I will in fact be talking about ST&RS 22. Immediately, in fact.

What, are you too lazy to click the more» tag and actually read this post? Well, guess what? You’re stupid, because only three types of people wouldn’t read the rest of this post – lazy people, stupid people, and people who don’t like reading crap. Two of those three types of people are also stupid. But if you happen to be stupid, don’t worry; I’m not biased towards disabled people, and I have provided you with several very helpful links to posts that I have recently re-written, including:

Get ready your Meta-Swords and Meta-Shields because it’s time to get into the Metapod and blast off into Meta-Space. I don’t even know, alright, I don’t even know.

Venture forth, brave Meta Knight!»


Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku 55

Well, let’s start blogging Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku. Of course, you’ll want to know what it is. And that’s what I’ll be talking about in this post. Or wait, do you not want to read through this post? Then read through the manga, because, mark my words – IT IS FUCKING BADASS. Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku is hands-down the BEST manga I have EVER THOUGHT I FINISHED, because I thought I finished it, but I, uh, didn’t…

Why did I start blogging MUDAZUMO NAKI KAIKAKU at Chapter 55, instead of Chapter 54 or Chapter 56 or Chapter 1 or Chapter 301 or Chapter -23 or Chapter 55.7?

Well, you see, Chapter -23 and Chapter 55.7 do not exist. Chapter 301 is not out yet, and starting at Chapter 1 would take too much time. Similarly, starting at Chapter 54 would take me three posts before I caught up to the manga, and as you know, I hardly have enough time to make so many posts. Starting at Chapter 56 would make me delve into speculation right off the bat, instead of having at least one recap post.

So, I start blogging Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku at Chapter 55. Yes, that sentence looks weird, but you guys just live in the past. I live in the PRESENT. I’m sure you’re all very TENSE with these horrible puns

i TEND to do that a lot»


Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 8

WOAH! Another late post! It was my original plan to start blogging Another anime and make Another late posts, but I guess that won’t be possible, looking at my current blogging schedule:

That’s not as much a schedule as it is a list of things I’m currently blogging. Granted, most of those have months between chapters/episodes, but when that time of the month (no, not that time of the month) comes…

…Well, let’s just say that right now, Mouretsu Pirates 9 is out, Black★Rock Shooter (TV) 5 is out, ST&RS 22 is out, Gangsta 11 is out, Busou Chuugakusei: Basket Army 2 is out, Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 8 is out, and blogging Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku on top of all of that is going to be quite hectic, seeing as I haven’t watched/read ANY of those chapters/episodes yet, let alone blogged.

Add that to the mound of late posts I have and the science project I have due Monday (though pushed to Thursday because of the strike) and BAM! Now you know what I’m going to be doing for the next week…

Eating and sleeping and shitting»


Kagami no Kuni no Harisugawa 29 [Completed]

Anyways, before we move on to the actual post, let’s talk about Google while you wait for me to post this. I lost access to my Gmail account because it was accessed ‘from a suspicious location’. I think that was me testing out Tor to see if it worked, but now, I have NO WAY of verifying that it’s my account!!! Seeing as a) I don’t have a mobile phone and b) Even if I did, I didn’t fill out the mobile phone number thing (seeing as I, well, don’t have one). Back in the good ol’ days, they’d just call your landline. Hahaha, I guess I didn’t fill out that field either.

I understand that calling by phone is more secure than sending a password to an email, but… this is just bringing my Internet and real lives together TOO CLOSE. I need like, some PRIVACY here. What with the fiasco over Google+’s use of real names and the non-fiasco of recording the entire WORLD in Google Maps, I fear that Google may soon be going too far – restricting the greatest tenet of the Internet itself, anonymity.

Fuck, my brother’s going to work for Google in two months. brb kicking him

(Meanwhile, english teacher:

“hmmm lets go on my students blog”

“wow very nice content, twelve-thousand word posts”

“…about foreign cartoons”)

“and ‘anyways’ is not a word!! F minus minus percent”»


ST&RS 21

Man, so I just spent the past six hours running through all the manga that I DIDN’T READ since I haven’t read manga for like, eight weeks. Why does EVERY MANGA have to end on a cliffhanger this week?! Reborn’s cliffhanger of ‘what the hell is happening’, One Piece’s cliffhanger of ‘what the hell is happening’, Beelzebub’s non-cliffhanger of nothing happening, Kaminomi’s actual cliffhanger of ‘what the hell is Keima going to do’, Bakuman’s actual actual cliffhanger of ‘how the heck is this manga not going to end with Mashiro and Takagi tearfully resigning from their jobs due to fan rage, hate, and attempted murder attempts’, and of course, Bleach’s non-cliffhanger of, ‘Wait, THIS IS BLEACH’S FUCKING FINAL ARC FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!’ Goddammit Bleach, Bleach should’ve ended like, ten thousand chapters ago.

I didn’t even start TOUCHING children because I’m not a lolicon, and I didn’t even start TOUCHING the non-Jump manga yet because there’s SO MUCH MANGA that I haven’t read, and besides, I’d better finish reading these Jump manga before Red Hawk Scanlations pulls off all its manga becomes of DMCA compla-whoops, they’ve already done that.

Anyways-!! Expecting a ST&RS 21 post? Well, YOU’VE GOT IT! Have fun, do whatever you want with it, I have no more fucks to give out, and even if I had I’m not that nice of a guy to give out things for free.

ああああ~ I’d like so much to stay at home and sleep and put あs in my hair but I can’t because 1) I cut my hair 2) I can’t sleep 3) I wouldn’t like so much to stay at home and sleep and put あs in my hair.

Mural of the story: paint

ms of the paint»


Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 7

So, I was just in class, chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool, and all doing some homework in the computer lab, (which is actually not in class, so I wasn’t really in class; I was in the computer lab), when a singular guy, who was up to no good, that PORTENTOUS (I meant to say ‘portly’ but that would be insulting, seeing as he’s not actually broad in girth) individual entered the lab with a certain PORTENTOUS (I meant to say ‘portable’ but that would not make sense, seeing as he’s not actually a makeshift schoolhouse) demeanour that simply PORTENTIFIED (I meant to say ‘portrayed’ but that would make sense, seeing as ‘portentified’s not actually a word) his PERSONALITY (I meant to say ‘portentousness’ but that would be redundant, seeing as I repeated ‘portentous’ so many times).

Anyways, he walked in, signed in to his account on his FANCY LIE-NO-EKS box and opened up Google Chrome.

Lo and behold! What was that pinned tab in the top-left corner of his screen?

By Madoka! It was STEINS;GATE: BOUKAN NO REBELLION.


(SIDNET)

…and it was on MangaFox. Damn right, the MangaFox that just took off all of its Shounen Jump series (a good thing, seeing as, y’know, that’s ILLEGAL STUFF, though if Batoto takes them down then… well, it’d be even better because fuck, I HATE Bleach). The MangaFox with that fat rich douchebag that profiteers from illegally uploading illegally scanlated illegal manga, who doesn’t give any money to the original creators of the manga, the original licensers of the manga, the American licensers of the manga, the American translators of the manga, the illegal translators of the manga, the official translators of the manga, the fan translators of the manga, and really anybody else at all.

My respect level for this portentous individual has dwindled to merely nine-tenths of its former level.

P.S. Well, I do hope he doesn’t read this post… more coming up after the <more> tag.

More going down»


Might be a dinosaur related post:Long-name-manga and why people are are dumb

Have you heard of the manga “Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!” ? I bet you did.If not, here’s some info on what’s it about:

It’s about a girl[Kuroki Tomoko] who sucks at social activities.

There. That should be enough information for you to get the idea about it.

No, I am not going to write a review about it. There are already plenty of these flying all over the internet. For my first post in O-Phew, I decided to write about people’s reaction/opinions of “Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!”.

Bow down to your new ~Roar

Now ,there are people who dislike the manga. That’s pretty normal, because there are always people who doesn’t like anything/things and I respect this. [No I don’t! Those people’s opinion is wrong and…they should be put to taxidermy.] It’s fine really! I haven’t seen a manga/anime without any mistakes in it, so it’s pretty natural that there are people who doesn’t like “Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!”.

Alright, alright…the second type of people are probably the worst kind of people.What I’m talking about are the people who compare themselves with the MAIN character in the Manga.[~Tomo ~Tomo]Why the hell would someone compare themselves with a drawn-girl-character? That’s just stupid.Like there are these people who goes:

“I know how ~Tomo ~Tomo feels! I don’t have any friends at all too”. -followed by ;_; , T_T , or _T-T_

But…Tomoko has a friend.It’s only one, but it’s still something.So what? People these days need to have billion of friends to count as a “social” persons? HA!

There were of course ” Dat feel when relate to her I” and “This Manga reminds me of how stupid my life is” + “LoL I suck at life too”[Way the go usage of LoL]

Why are people doing this? Into what kind of freaks they have turned into? Forums and blogs all over the internet are filled with this crap!Should we blame the author? Nope.The author worked hard(?) to make a pretty entertaining Manga like this. <<<It was created for this purpose.Not for a reason to bitch about how your life has turned you into a public toilet.[<<< Mushy is probably going to fix this and ban me for life. Don’t do it man I love you!]Manga is made so we can enjoy it as an activity<reading> in our free(?) time. Sadly,some people does not share my point of view,but who cares?

It's the Emperor's fault!

…and there were those who decided that Tomoko would be a perfect “Rape Victim”. Those people are awesome.


Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion 6

Sure is potatoes around here! Why don’t you check out the previous post and then come back later? We’ll be waiting. Or, uh, rather, I guess you’ll be waiting. I’m not good at this whole logic thing.

But now we’re back, with more Steins;Gate: Boukan no Rebellion goodness. Yes, that was supposed to be ironic. I’m also a master at irony.

Ironically enough…»