O-REW 13: Frivolous Verbosities
Frivolous Verbosities. What is a frivolous verbosity?
Friv·o·lous (adj.) of little or no weight, worth, or importance.
Ver·bos·i·ty (n.) the state or quality of being verbose.
Ver·bose (adj.) using or containing an excess of words, so as to be pedantic or boring.
Simply put, Frivolous Verbosities is a worthless, boring blog. Or at least you’d expect it to be.
But it actually isn’t. Now that I’ve caught your intention, I’m sure that you’ll refrain from closing this tab immediatel-hey what did I say
O-REW 11: trzr23
This is a terrible idea.
Not for me, for I’ll get at least several hundred visitors each day from trzr23’s blog, the subject of this post.
No, for him, because nobody will read this post. Except for maybe himself. Here, this post was looking pretty lonely, so it’s time to add some actual content. And pictures!! I never add pictures in an O-REW. Consider this a special post especially for trzr23! Oh wait, that’s the subject of this post…
O-REW 10: Neko Arrange
Wowow! Has it already been 10 O-REWs?! I really hope you guys have been paying attention to the previous ones, because all these people are my good friends, except for all the ones who aren’t. Actually, I don’t really really hope you guys have been paying attention to all these O-REWs. I don’t even think the people I O-REW care about these posts. Whatever :'(
Here’s to hoping that Neko Ayuka, the owner of Neko Arrange, the subject of this post, will notice this post without my smashing it in his face like I smashed my posts in the face of Baka-Raptor, Fang-tan, and Michael James Williams. Wow, I think this paragraph had just been overlinksaturated. POST-POST EDIT: Sorry, it seems I indeed did have to smash it in his face for his response. Simply horrible B(
O-REW 9: Loli Salad
Were you expecting a post? Hahaha, THERE IS NONE. There would be, if I had more than 2 minutes to write something today, but I don’t because I’m going away for the rest of today to do suspicious secretive things that Mushyrulez would do. There also would be, if you applied to write for O-New, in which case, your post would be here, and not this post which IS NOT A POST because it has no content.
ts;dr: Loli Salad is about salads. Of lolis. EXCEPT IT DOESN’T. I started reading Loli Salad expecting to find SALADS of LOLICONS, because I’m secretly an FBI agent (like all anibloggers on the Internet) who wants to arrest as many lolicons as possible. Instead, I get a blog… about MUSIC. Who even LIKES music, anyways?! C’mon, music?!
O-REW 8: Baka-Raptor
[Note: Why is this O-REW 8 when the previous O-REW seemed to be O-REW 6? Well, I manipulated the boundaries of time and space to rewrite a post from a year ago, and that’s O-REW 7, which nobody (well, maybe four people) has read yet. So go read it!]
Yes, all the recent posts are random and stupid posts. But I can’t post anything else! The only other things I can post are anime posts, manga posts, anime half season reviews, and manga quarterly reviews. However:
– I can’t post anime posts because I can’t watch any anime in the Winter season without finishing my Winter Season Preview, and Hyouge Mono’s next episode is not out;
– I can’t post manga posts because ST&RS and Ore no Kouhai are not out;
– I can’t post anime half season reviews because I can’t watch any anime in the Fall season without finishing my Fall Third Review;
– I can post manga quarterly reviews, but they take too long to get ready.
Thus, all these posts are just stalling until I finally finish my Winter Preview or Fall Reviews. Which won’t happen anytime soon.
Anyways, as you may have noticed, all of my recent posts have many things that don’t actually deal with the subject of the post – whether it’s about Portal 2, Katawa Shoujo, Chinese school, or feminist conspiracies. Thus, I have resolved to resolve this error in this post, which is coincidentally neither about resolving errors nor about resolving to resolve errors. Instead, it is about Baka-Raptor, known to most of the English-speaking world as ‘Baka-Raptor’.
O-REW 4: Romaji.org
(Links at the bottom)
Unfortunately, Google Translate only works with moonrunes, that we can’t understand, can’t write, can’t copy, can’t see, can’t hear, can’t eat, and can’t smell if it were in a bathroom three feet away from us.
Thus, I offer the new, and improved, solution to all your Japanese needs that doesn’t require things that you can’t smell if it were in a bathroom three feet away from you!
O-REW 7: Not Always Right
Have you ever had that moment when you laugh uncontrollably? Whether it’s at some idiotic table hockey-foosball game, some stupid Mad Libs paragraph you made as a six-year-old kid, or some retarded blog that attempts to make lame puns every day (not a self-referential statement, as this blog never makes anyone laugh) – do you ever get that feeling where it feels like you’re getting tickled and you’re laughing so hard that it even hurts? The laugh you laugh about once a year from something so ridiculously stupid and/or funny that you just can’t stop?
Yeah, Not Always Right isn’t going to make you laugh like that.
O-REW 3: Google Translate
To foster multiculturalism, all elements of this site are transferred from numerous diverse languages, such as Polish, Azerbaijani, Yiddish, and Swahili.
After a long delay, the fourth edition of O-New’s Review of Entertaining Websites is finally out – but this time, instead of entertainment, we’re looking to functionality.
Have you ever had to translate something?
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WELL GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS YOUR ANSWER, REGARDLESS OF HOW UNCREATIVE MY ADVERTISEMENT SKILLS ARE.
Google Translate saves your preferences, so when you open it next time, it’ll have the same translate from- and to- languages.
With a hefty database of fifty-six languages, every major language is included (and a few minor ones too).
What’s more, it loads quite fast; no ads, no subscriptions, and…
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NO OTHER STUFF OK
What’s more, Google Translate has its built in ‘instant’ function, so now you can search INSTANTLY, because hitting the enter key takes too much work for some of us.
Is this a filler post? Maybe so.
But remember – whenever you need something to translate, you should always use, GOOGLE TRANSLATE.
IT RHYMES SO NOW IT’S 10x EASIER TO REMEMBER TOO
O-REW 2: Michael James Williams
…Alright, so this is another review…
..You all remember my… advert? On FrozenHaddock’s website. His main point was his AS2 avoider game tutorial, right…?
..Well, the main point of Michael James William’s website is around his AS3 Avoider Game tutorial, which was ported from FH’s tutorial.
It’s apparently “used as an educational tool in schools worldwide”, though I still doubt this.
It’s 12 parts long and extremely well-written, so that PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND IT! OH MY GOD!
Even after having a highly successful tutorial on his main site, he created a second site, http://avoidergame.com/, which better serves to add more tutorials…!
He’s also working for ActiveTuts+ as… something.
So, I encourage you to check out his site ’cause I told you to… but this is only a flash tutorial, so…
…links (and videos!). Also, what’s a “MMD”..? I’ve heard it around youtube too often >_>
^ …Seems alot of people like fighting now… this is Yuyuko
^ And this is Alice…
^ Bad Apple with.. countries?
http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-children_p1.html
^ …people made perverted children’s toys… though they may have not realized it. Possibly NSFW…
http://www.boingboing.net/features/savage.html
^ …Adam Savage makes a speech about something…
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OTEyMDIyM2NlNzljNzVhNjcyNTdlNmFkYTM1YjQxYmE=
^ People will be examining the plans of England’s Liberal Democrats… I really have no idea what’s going on +_+
…Yeah, that’s all, visit his site…!
O-REW 1: FrozenHaddock
…erm… O-REW…? What does that stand for…?
It stands for O-New(‘s? O-New isn’t me, I’m mushy) Review of Entertaining Websites…! Basically, this will be about reviews of those sites that I visit often…
…I’d like to start it off with a (now) inactive website: http://frozenhaddock.co.uk/…!
…So, FrozenHaddock/GeneShark/Tazzydevil XIII/Tom Gibbard is liek this Englishguy, and he runs a site called frozenhaddock (with a couple of other people). The main reason I view his site is because of his Flash Tutorial for an Avoider Game.
His AS2 Avoider Game Tutorial, although simple, is one of the best beginner flash tutorials on the ‘net. It shows you how to code, instead of those old-fashioned copypasta “tutorials”. Not only is it extremely informative, but it was also the basis for Michael James William’s AS3 Avoider Game Tutorial, which is now receiving large public recognition.
For those wannabe flash programming people, here’s an excellent place to start, although it is written in the older AS2. Also, it’s incredibly simple, so don’t come looking at this for finding out how to improve your frame rate in, oh, I don’t know, some sort of a Touhou danmaku game >_<
As said before, the tutorial is the highlight of this website; besides it, there’s really not much else. FrozenHaddock also has a forum, although, like the site, it is inactive.
So, visit the site, see what its like; and then, let’s just all let it Rest in Peace.
…The next O-REW will be about FrozenHaddock’s other site, MOREtotheGAME. Don’t visit it yet; I haven’t talked about it >_<
…Anyways, links:
http://www.gamepro.com/article/news/214577/first-batch-of-games-ported-to-ipad-sport-higher-prices/
^ …iPad games are more expensive. Big surprise there.
http://tremendousnews.com/2010/03/26/a-breakdown-of-twitters-trending-topics/
^ …An extremely in-depth analysis of all of twitter’s trending topics, brilliantly summarized in a simple graph using hundreds of thousands of different piles of data to accurately average out the results.
http://www.givesmehope.com/view/Amazing+friends/51000
^ …A 74-year old man has some sort of thing in his blood that stops babies from having some sort of disease. This single man has stopped 2.2 million babies from dying…
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/feature/2010-03-26
^ Tokyo’s 2010 Anime Fair is starting…!
http://searchengineland.com/does-ceo-coffee-summit-equal-detente-for-apple-google-38871
^ …The CEO’s of Apple and Google are… having coffee…?!
http://www.translativearts.com/nonexist01.html
^ …Japan’s censoring stuff, giving its government a lot of power about what people are doing… communism! :P
…That’s all; will post other stuff tomorrow…!
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