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Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 11

This Sena girl is fucking retarded.

In this chapter: QUALITY ART.

By 'quality' I mean kindergartener

Stay tuned for an exciting announcement tonight from me, and another exciting announcement sometime later from somebody else, whenever he decides to excitedly announce it.

tl;dr: filler posts

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 10

Kyousuke's scars of battle (and puberty).

Is Kyousuke blushing? Is he recovering from the scars of battle… or puberty? Is his acne untreatable? Are my mspaint-editing skills absurdly bad? Tune in on the next episode of ‘this post where I talk about nothing because this chapter talks about nothing’ on the only blog with posts that talk about nothing, O-New~!

Today, we’ll talk about nothing»

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 9


This is the sound effect I make when I realize NOTHING HAPPENED THIS CHAPTER. AT ALL.

P.S. The art seems nice at first but all this white space, pointless dramatic speech bubbles, constant changing of nose sizes… sigh.
P.P.S. inb4 ‘lol you can’t say their art sucks because you can’t even draw!’. I say inb4 because nobody’s going to read this post, and for good reason

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 8

Yeah, that’s my reaction to this manga. It’s basically porn, but more exploitative, more offending, more perverse, and more meaningless. I don’t think people can even treat this as porn. There’s nothing appealing about this manga at all.

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 7

First, I’d like to get something out there. Something I’ve kept bottled up inside me for the past six months. That’s right, readers of O-New…


No, this is not a post about Ore no Kouhai»

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 6

Woah, woah, woah. You didn’t think that I’d publish these 2012 Winter Anime (Preview) posts every other day, did you? When you saw that 2012 Winter Anime (Preview) Part Two, you didn’t think that my 2012 Winter Anime (Preview) Part Three would be published today, did you? Well, guess what? It’s not going to be published today. And I can’t write them every other day. They take too much time. For themselves. They should learn to share all that time they take.

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Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 5

As I said last Ore no Kouhai post, Ore no Kouhai posts are going to just be about life and shit because the manga itself is so stupid.

So here’s an obligatory Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu Half Season Review (a.k.a. the Legend of the Legendary Heroes and tl;dw), in my pitiful attempt to write all those posts that I didn’t write, and also to free up disc space because god, I need to free up disc space. I have six episodes of tl;dw in there that are just begging to be finished :(

I’ll put them out of their misery!»

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 4

…the fuck? The cover’s now full-blown porn, the translations are awful (‘when a new girl sticks to Kyousuke like white on rice…’), and the narration sounds like some fat twelve-year-old weeaboo. It took me until the end of the chapter to realize that that was Kuroneko’s thoughts, but this made me realize that she’s exactly like a fat twelve-year-old weeaboo, but trapped in the body of a loli.

So, I’m just going to use this post to talk about my life, which is like several thousand times more interesting.

I hit a low point in my life when houraiguy’s recently published post turned out to be INCOMPLETE! This was wholly because of my incompetence as a dictator, and I apologize profusely for the embarrassment it may have caused. It was truly a disastrous fiasco that has put O-New’s entire reputation to shame. Now, nobody shall treat O-New as a proper blog anymore after such a failure.

And then in NaNoWriMo, turns out I’m writing more like (or should I say, less than) a thousand words a day (although it’s really more like 1.5k words for two days and doing nothing the third). I guess I could back out the easy way and say that I’ve written far more than 50k words every month on my blog, every month (this is untrue, it’s more like 20-30k), but that’s the lame way to do it.

Instead, I’ll continue at this pace of a thousand words a day, and probably finish in mid-December. Really, I should’ve just written fifteen short stories and stuck them together, but instead, I’m writing a large story that’s still really just fifteen short stories stuck together. Next NaNoWriMo, I’ll probably continue with this novel, but write them story-by-story, as right now, I’m writing them section-by-section, and thus, the stories don’t properly flow.

tl;dr: lazy, no time for posts

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 3

Kuroneko likes turtles

Now with two-sided shells»

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 2

There’s really nothing to say about this manga. If next chapter doesn’t get more interesting, I’ll drop it.

Apparently the artist also draws the ‘main’ manga, so s/he’s not an amateur, but that’s the feeling I get from the art – it feels really lazy, like they didn’t spend the time to draw properly. Yet, this manga is released only once a month, and s/he’s even taking a break next month (after just two chapters? Seriously?)!

There’s too much white space – instead of feeling relaxed or light, as I expect s/he intended it to be, it just feels really blank and empty. There’s almost no shading!

I wonder if this is intentional or just an artistic failure – I haven’t read the main manga, though I plan to later on, so I can’t really compare the art.

Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 1

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Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai 0

So I’m like: woah! Oreimo manga featuring Kuroneko! I should better save this for a post!

>13 pages long with no plot



What can I say? It’s an introduction (like a half-minute long one) to what I think was episode 13 (I haven’t watched episode 13+, because for some reason the image keeps on getting cut in half when I try to watch it; I’ll watch it someday), with some of the better art I’ve seen in manga for a long while.

To be honest, I think this whole Oreimo thing is overrated. It’s done, it’s over with – why are you still trying to squeeze every single droplet of story from this show? I wouldn’t be surprised if this got a second season; I also wouldn’t be surprised if it sucked like shit; and finally, I definitely wouldn’t be surprised if everyone else loved it.

Really, Oreimo’s getting oreiold. HAHA THAT WAS A PUN YOU GET IT

[P.S. What are they going to shorten this to? Orekouhai? Haha]