GOD my FUCKING GOD fuck YOU ALL OF YOU my GOD just FUCK FUCK FUCK. If you want to FUCKING SKIP these FUCKING EXPLETIVES you better SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE where I will SUMMARIZE everything that I will SWEAR this episode
Remember my FUCKING LAST POST?! Well, guess what just HAPPENED to FUCK? You see, I, being a significant, important, and influential personage of the anime industry, had received exclusive access to the pre-air of the next episode of Black★Rock Shooter (TV) – episode three – four days before it aired to the general public. BUT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, my EXCLUSIVE ACCESS had been STRANGELY REMOVED!!! This is a SEVERE ATROCITY and I demand to RECTIFY this situation IMMEDIATELY by writing on a BLOG that NOBODY READS about the next episode of Black★Rock Shooter (TV) – episode four – two days after it aired to the general public, because by doing this, I will most definitely recover my EXLUSIVELY REVOKED access to the pre-air of Black Rock whatEVER just like my face is like THIS. Madoka. Just…. just… stop it. Here, Madoka can act like this (warning: danbo) for all I care. Because HERE IS MY FACE. Currently.
ARGH. I’ve had ENOUGH of this SILLY LOG. *kicks tree away with sharp part of foot*
tree with a goatee says :(»
[Hey, here’s something something from way back when Madoka was a big thing and all that. Read it if you want, it’s just a rehash of the Bible in Madoka-language, which doesn’t actually make sense since Madoka and Jesus do not have a one-to-one correspondence.]
Before I talk about how the final episode’s already aired and I’m totally way too late on this and that the next post is probably also going to be a Tiger & Bunny post so that I can be ahead of lightning-fast people (they’re hardly people, they’re more like anime post crunching machines) for once and that I probably won’t post a Tiger & Bunny post next because Steins;Gate and Usagi Drop are finished and I just finished writing about the previous half-season (excluding Kamisama Dolls and Mawaru Penguindrum, which I STILL HAVEN’T WATCHED YET), I’ll talk about how my prediction was actually right – Dr. Rotwang fails to kill the heroes because HE PUT HIS DESTRUCT SWITCH ON A FUCKING APPLE PRODUCT. SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT! (At least have it automatically explode if the iPood breaks…)
Conclusion: Being Apple is CBA»
Obligatory boat picture since I haven’t put a post picture into a boat
So, I’m going on vacation to some vacation-place for the next three days. Thus, all the posts in the next three days have already been written in advance, and they’re only of anime that’s already aired as of today – after all, I CAN’T WATCH ANIME BEFORE IT AIRS SORRY
Nobody likes me»
To be honest, Kotetsu without black hair just looks like a girl.
Japanese fanartist: ‘been there, done that’»