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Polaris

Oh yes, about that good design? Ha ha haaaaa yeah happy april fools

Polaris, of legendary Asian renown, is silly.
Please, observe lovingly, and receive interesting story:
“Polaris obeyed Lord Albert, receiving Italian sword,
put on Lithuanian armour, Romanian items, Spaniard
protections, Oxford leggings, and Italian sausages.
Proceeded on long adventure, reaching isolated Sicily.
Polaris obviously lead adventurers right into scary
powerful ogre’s lair, and raided it successfully,
pirating ogre’s loot and riches inside. Suddenly,
plenty of leviathans attacked, ravaging items, swords,
plenty of legs, and really impairing swashbucklers.
Polaris offended leviathans and returned, impaled sideways
partially on lances.” And recently, it’s some
proverb: ‘Obeying Lord Albert’s really idiotic. Seriously.’

P.S. The anime club president has officially out-nerded me in Touhou. I heard him talking about cancer research, meteorology, and ancestral blade arts and how it relates to Hina becoming a hurricane in the Scarlet Devil Mansion because Nitori suddenly appeared riding on Mimi-chan. How do you even COME UP with this shit


O-REW 10: Neko Arrange

Wowow! Has it already been 10 O-REWs?! I really hope you guys have been paying attention to the previous ones, because all these people are my good friends, except for all the ones who aren’t. Actually, I don’t really really hope you guys have been paying attention to all these O-REWs. I don’t even think the people I O-REW care about these posts. Whatever :'(

Here’s to hoping that Neko Ayuka, the owner of Neko Arrange, the subject of this post, will notice this post without my smashing it in his face like I smashed my posts in the face of Baka-Raptor, Fang-tan, and Michael James Williams. Wow, I think this paragraph had just been overlinksaturated. POST-POST EDIT: Sorry, it seems I indeed did have to smash it in his face for his response. Simply horrible B(

The Cassini spacecraft was oversaturnated»


O-ASG 1: Mouretsu Pirates 8

[IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! ZUN GOT MARRIED! HALF A YEAR AGO! (EDIT: Fine, engaged, whatever). moral of the story: beer + making games where you control little girls shooting other little girls = marriage]

What does O-ASG mean, you ask?

YOU DON’T ASK! You comment. Nobody comments. So nobody asks.

O-ASG is an Organized Article of Supplementary Guides. Another possible abbreviation is ‘OrgASG’ or ‘RANDOMNES (oRgANizeD article Of suppleMeNtary guideS)’. Any relation to the Organization of Anti-Social Geniuses is purely coincidental, unintentional, and I was lying about that. There won’t be an images in this post, but there WILL BE LINKS. And it WILL BE A SHORT POST. So read on…

No dear, os


Gensou Mangekyou ~Shunsetsu Ihen no Shou~

WOAH WOAH WOAH

IS THIS A TOUHOU ANIME POST I SEE IN O-NEW

THE BLOG THAT IS
A) NOT ABOUT ANIME
B) NOT ABOUT GAMES
C) NOT ABOUT JAPAN
D) NOT ABOUT O-NEW
E) NOT ABOUT POSTS
F) NOT ABOUT FIVE-CHARACTER WORDS

IMPOSSIBLE?????

well it’s actually possible because ‘Touhou Anime’ has twelve characters.

last time I checked, twelve characters =/= five characters

even though only five characters actually matter

The other characters are antimatter»


Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai! 9


“You said you wouldn’t beat me to death if I died!”

Kore wa zombie desu»


Buyuden 25


“So, what are you going to do with that box?”

It’s boxing day»


Buyuden 24

(After reading [warning: nsfw ads] this comic…)

Next time you open an umbrella…»