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Posts tagged “Winter

Snow-New Picture Dump

As some of you may know, it recently snowed in Vancouver.

GET IT?! O-New, Snow-New? O-New stands for ‘ostriches never eat wheat’, while Snow-New stands for ‘snow never occurs when north Europe waits’. That doesn’t have much to do with this picture dump, but oh well.

sorry, north oceania was not endangering wildcats»


Merry Christmas: Twelve Days of Comments

Y’know, I never understood why people used colons in post titles. I was originally going to make something punny around ‘comment’ and ‘christmas’ having the same first letter, but I guess my brain blanked out so I had to write a boring coloned title instead. You can call me Colonel Title if you want.

This is a Christmas post because, at the date of this post being published, it is Christmas in London, Portugal, and Morocco – the only countries which matter.

BUT TO EVERYBODY WEST OF EUROPE, IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS YET

You have NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES

I HAVE SAID TO PEOPLE

THAT IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS YET

…Except, now it is.

Winter solstice is over. Autumn is over.

It is now Winter.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

BUT IT IS NOT NEW YEARS YET»