The Decalogue of Madoka
And Madoka spake all these words, saying,
I am the LORD thy Kaname, which have brought thee out of the land of grief, out of the planet of sadness.
Thou shalt have no other deity before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that transcends spacetime above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water and fire under the earth: thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy Kaname am a jealous Magical Girl, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; and showing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy Kaname in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh her name in vain.
Remember the days of somnolence, to keep it holy. Ten days days shalt thou fight, and gather all thy magick: but the eleventh and twelfth days is the somnolence of the LORD thy Kaname: in it thou shalt not fight magical beasts, nor thy daughter, nor thy wife, thy mother, nor thy aunt, nor thy Incubator, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: for in ten days the LORD thy Kaname and Homura the Daughter of God did fight many witches, and on the eleventh and twelfth days, the LORD thy Kaname did Transcend: wherefore the LORD blessed the day of somnolence, and hallowed it.
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy Kaname giveth thee, for even the LORD hath need of both.
Thou shalt not kill and in so doing increase the entropy of thy world.
Thou shalt not commit adultery, for thou art inexperienced at life.
Thou shalt not steal from thy neighbour.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s – for the LORD thy Kaname has blessed thou with a life of happiness.
So let us pray,
never to forget,
that being Madoka was Suffering!
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