WOAH WOAH WOAH
IS THIS A TOUHOU ANIME POST I SEE IN O-NEW
THE BLOG THAT IS
A) NOT ABOUT ANIME
B) NOT ABOUT GAMES
C) NOT ABOUT JAPAN
D) NOT ABOUT O-NEW
E) NOT ABOUT POSTS
F) NOT ABOUT FIVE-CHARACTER WORDS
well it’s actually possible because ‘Touhou Anime’ has twelve characters.
last time I checked, twelve characters =/= five characters
even though only five characters actually matter
The other characters are antimatter»
Point 1: Manami and Mayuri could be switched and we’d be none the wiser.
Point 2: Light novels could be made into eroge and we’d beat up the miser.
Point 3: Advertisements could be in plain daylight and we’d be won the writer.
Point 4: Kyousuke doesn’t sound like Kyousuke did and weeds be nunchuck fighter.
Point 5: All these lines are actually getting longer and we’d be done the lighter.
Point 6: Horizon is delayed. Woohoo.
Point 7: I don’t even care about these specials anymore, stop trying to milk a dead cow.
Point 8: I thought Kyousuke would say what Keima said about ‘Games are games. Anime is anime. The ones who can’t tell the difference are the ones with lives and wives and money and comedy and homes and bones and food and grooves!’
Point 9: I’m not sure he actually said that.
Point 10: Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai Animated Commentary is such a long-ass title, but even so I don’t understand a single thing that’s happening in here and neither do I want to understand, and even if I did we’d bemoan the weather.
tl;dr: OH MY GOD THIS FACE
I TOPPLED OUT OF MY CHAIR WHEN I FIRST SAW IT
IT GIVES ME NIGHTMARES EVEN NOW
IT ST&RS INTO MY SOUL»
Arghblargh somebody just crawled through my blog on some reading rampage. I’ll bet he now knows all of my deepest, darkest secrets that I keep obscure by posting them online for everybody to read. After all, anybody who wants to find my secrets won’t possibly look online at my personal blog, right?
Anyways, whoever you are, IDENTIFY YOURSELF! Or I shall BLOCK your IP address because… uh, I can like totally see your IP address and stuff. Yeah. Trust me. You can’t see it because you didn’t buy the WordPress Super Duper Awesome Crazy Top Secret Value Package Bundle Deal, which only becomes available after you purchase the WordPress Value Bundle. Don’t believe me? See for yourself
and waste $99 in the process!
I’m not tricking you»
That’s because.. you need moustaches for a suit.
And in other news, Slug Designer 2 is the worst game ever. They don’t even have a moustache to put on their slugs. However, this is the best game ever. Yes, you’re welcome in advance.
Feeling sluggish today»
People die when they are killed.
UNLESS THEY’RE STUPID
“He’s so stupid that he’s not smart!”»
Yuru Yuri is ending!
WHAT THE HECK IS A PAPAPAL
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Yo’ gonna get understoo’d»
So, I realized that Steins;Sub just rips their anime off Crunchyroll, complete with Crunchyroll translation derps, and they’re actually disbanding next season because they don’t even have a translator.
BUT MY SUPPORT SHALL NEVER FADE FOR THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO HORRIBLESUBS EVEN THOUGH THEIR SUBS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AND THEY COME OUT A WEEK AFTER IT AIRS
until next season»
[Hey, here’s something something from way back when Madoka was a big thing and all that. Read it if you want, it’s just a rehash of the Bible in Madoka-language, which doesn’t actually make sense since Madoka and Jesus do not have a one-to-one correspondence.]
Before I talk about how the final episode’s already aired and I’m totally way too late on this and that the next post is probably also going to be a Tiger & Bunny post so that I can be ahead of lightning-fast people (they’re hardly people, they’re more like anime post crunching machines) for once and that I probably won’t post a Tiger & Bunny post next because Steins;Gate and Usagi Drop are finished and I just finished writing about the previous half-season (excluding Kamisama Dolls and Mawaru Penguindrum, which I STILL HAVEN’T WATCHED YET), I’ll talk about how my prediction was actually right – Dr. Rotwang fails to kill the heroes because HE PUT HIS DESTRUCT SWITCH ON A FUCKING APPLE PRODUCT. SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT! (At least have it automatically explode if the iPood breaks…)
Conclusion: Being Apple is CBA»
Arghblargh, this is the first time I’ve released a No. 6 post on the day the episode aired – in fact, I rushed straight home after school to download the file with only an hour to download it, watch it, and make a post. Thus, instead of waiting for the download to finish before making the post, I’ve made half of the post without even watching the episode, and all my screenshots are going to be scenery because THIS EPISODE, TOO SHOCK and too lazy to edit pictures, sorry. TIME, I HAVE NONE
Without time, I tell EVERY LIE»
Oh boy Steins;Gate and Usagi Drop are OVER but instead of writing posts on those (notice: I am on episode 20 of Steins;Gate and episode 6 of Usagi Drop), here’s a post on Episodes 14 – 19 (that’s right, episodes that aired three+ weeks ago) of some stupid shounen show nobody cares about.
Fucking steins;sub where»
Being duglong is suffering…
longdog is long»
This post was published on 06/09.
I did not edit this and it is taken from the OP and :|