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Gensou Mangekyou ~Shunsetsu Ihen no Shou~

WOAH WOAH WOAH

IS THIS A TOUHOU ANIME POST I SEE IN O-NEW

THE BLOG THAT IS
A) NOT ABOUT ANIME
B) NOT ABOUT GAMES
C) NOT ABOUT JAPAN
D) NOT ABOUT O-NEW
E) NOT ABOUT POSTS
F) NOT ABOUT FIVE-CHARACTER WORDS

IMPOSSIBLE?????

well it’s actually possible because ‘Touhou Anime’ has twelve characters.

last time I checked, twelve characters =/= five characters

even though only five characters actually matter

The other characters are antimatter»


Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai Animated Commentary 15 [Completed]

Kirino: “HEY GUYS THIS ANIME SUCKS!”

“HEY GUYS THIS COMMENTARY ALSO SUCKS!”»


Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai Animated Commentary 14

Point 1: Manami and Mayuri could be switched and we’d be none the wiser.
Point 2: Light novels could be made into eroge and we’d beat up the miser.
Point 3: Advertisements could be in plain daylight and we’d be won the writer.
Point 4: Kyousuke doesn’t sound like Kyousuke did and weeds be nunchuck fighter.
Point 5: All these lines are actually getting longer and we’d be done the lighter.
Point 6: Horizon is delayed. Woohoo.
Point 7: I don’t even care about these specials anymore, stop trying to milk a dead cow.
Point 8: I thought Kyousuke would say what Keima said about ‘Games are games. Anime is anime. The ones who can’t tell the difference are the ones with lives and wives and money and comedy and homes and bones and food and grooves!’
Point 9: I’m not sure he actually said that.
Point 10: Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai Animated Commentary is such a long-ass title, but even so I don’t understand a single thing that’s happening in here and neither do I want to understand, and even if I did we’d bemoan the weather.


Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai Animated Commentary 13

tl;dr: OH MY GOD THIS FACE

I TOPPLED OUT OF MY CHAIR WHEN I FIRST SAW IT

IT GIVES ME NIGHTMARES EVEN NOW

IT ST&RS INTO MY SOUL»


Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai Animated Commentary 12 True End

Let’s continue with Ore no Life Updates ga Konnani Boring Wake ga Nai posts. I’ve basically GIVEN UP ALL HOPE on NaNoWriMo after being SO BEHIND SO BEHIND. I expect to finish my novel in February. Or March. Or November of next year. :(

I’ve also changed to WINTER blog settings, which automatically makes me WINTING. Get it?! IT’S A PUN! Feel free to COLDment if you have any better Winter puns cause my mind is FROZEN! ‘Snow big deal though. HA HA HA I bet you’re DYING of constipation right now

Short poost»


Kamisama no Memochou Half Season Review

Arghblargh somebody just crawled through my blog on some reading rampage. I’ll bet he now knows all of my deepest, darkest secrets that I keep obscure by posting them online for everybody to read. After all, anybody who wants to find my secrets won’t possibly look online at my personal blog, right?

Anyways, whoever you are, IDENTIFY YOURSELF! Or I shall BLOCK your IP address because… uh, I can like totally see your IP address and stuff. Yeah. Trust me. You can’t see it because you didn’t buy the WordPress Super Duper Awesome Crazy Top Secret Value Package Bundle Deal, which only becomes available after you purchase the WordPress Value Bundle. Don’t believe me? See for yourself and waste $99 in the process!

I’m not tricking you»


Dantalian no Shoka Half Season Review [Completed]


That’s because.. you need moustaches for a suit.

And in other news, Slug Designer 2 is the worst game ever. They don’t even have a moustache to put on their slugs. However, this is the best game ever. Yes, you’re welcome in advance.

Feeling sluggish today»


Black Lagoon: Roberta’s Blood Trail 5 [Completed]

Alternate subtitle: Mushy sucks at subtitling»


Ao no Exorcist Half Season Review [Completed]

People die when they are killed.

UNLESS THEY’RE STUPID

“He’s so stupid that he’s not smart!”»


Mayo Chiki Half Season Review [Completed]

THIS IS OUR FUTURE»


Ikoku Meiro no Croisée Half Season Review [Completed]

I wanna become a pokemon train»


Nichijou Half Season Review [Completed]

IT’S NOT A SUGGESTIVE IMAGE»


Yuru Yuri Half Season Review [Completed]

Yuru Yuri is ending!

Makarin~»


Usagi Drop Half Season Review [Completed]

PAPAPAL

WHAT THE HECK IS A PAPAPAL

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

Yo’ gonna get understoo’d»


Steins;Gate Half Season Review [Completed]

So, I realized that Steins;Sub just rips their anime off Crunchyroll, complete with Crunchyroll translation derps, and they’re actually disbanding next season because they don’t even have a translator.

BUT MY SUPPORT SHALL NEVER FADE FOR THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO HORRIBLESUBS EVEN THOUGH THEIR SUBS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AND THEY COME OUT A WEEK AFTER IT AIRS

NEVER

until next season»


Tiger & Bunny 25 [Completed]

The fractales keep fractalling»


Tiger & Bunny 24

[Hey, here’s something something from way back when Madoka was a big thing and all that. Read it if you want, it’s just a rehash of the Bible in Madoka-language, which doesn’t actually make sense since Madoka and Jesus do not have a one-to-one correspondence.]

Before I talk about how the final episode’s already aired and I’m totally way too late on this and that the next post is probably also going to be a Tiger & Bunny post so that I can be ahead of lightning-fast people (they’re hardly people, they’re more like anime post crunching machines) for once and that I probably won’t post a Tiger & Bunny post next because Steins;Gate and Usagi Drop are finished and I just finished writing about the previous half-season (excluding Kamisama Dolls and Mawaru Penguindrum, which I STILL HAVEN’T WATCHED YET), I’ll talk about how my prediction was actually right – Dr. Rotwang fails to kill the heroes because HE PUT HIS DESTRUCT SWITCH ON A FUCKING APPLE PRODUCT. SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT! (At least have it automatically explode if the iPood breaks…)

Conclusion: Being Apple is CBA»


No. 6 11 [Completed]

Arghblargh, this is the first time I’ve released a No. 6 post on the day the episode aired – in fact, I rushed straight home after school to download the file with only an hour to download it, watch it, and make a post. Thus, instead of waiting for the download to finish before making the post, I’ve made half of the post without even watching the episode, and all my screenshots are going to be scenery because THIS EPISODE, TOO SHOCK and too lazy to edit pictures, sorry. TIME, I HAVE NONE

Without time, I tell EVERY LIE»


Ao no Exorcist Half Season Review 3

Oh boy Steins;Gate and Usagi Drop are OVER but instead of writing posts on those (notice: I am on episode 20 of Steins;Gate and episode 6 of Usagi Drop), here’s a post on Episodes 14 – 19 (that’s right, episodes that aired three+ weeks ago) of some stupid shounen show nobody cares about.

Fucking steins;sub where»


No. 6 10

Being duglong is suffering…

longdog is long»


Tiger & Bunny 23

(Fill in the blank)

“…then i will SEE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR CREEPY POWERS”»


Usagi Drop Half Season Review

Wiin-y the Pibbup»


No. 6 9

This post was published on 06/09.

Obligatory 69!

No. 69»


Ikoku Meiro no Croisée Half Season Review

I did not edit this and it is taken from the OP and :|

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