I can’t tell whether this is mocking traditional shounen tests or what because why the hell do you need a test to enter a dormi-oh right she’s insane. and moe. the simpsons moe.
Having him enter a student dorm is about the laziest way to introduce more quirky characters (cause everybody else is normal/rich and rich people aren’t fun to be around) ever. The only thing worse is if some autismal savant came into the picture and trust me that was baaaaaaaaaaaddd. d d d. d.
It’s also a convenient way to shape Megumi into becoming a childhood-friend-type, but she should have friends after three years in middle school, compared to Souma, whom nobody likes. Or licks.
if god is omnipresent then
P.S. I didn’t need to see that pirate picture at the end. Nor the granny flashback. At least the metaphor was a flashback and not… what it usually is ._.
P.P.S. There was relatively less fanservice here than before. I guess the shower scene was supposed to be humorous at first but now, I really don’t understand why anybody would add one except because it’s such an ingrained anime icon. It’s really just pervasive and customary toilet humour.
P.P.P.S. Souma is secretly a GT Robo. his only energy source is the souls of dead squids. when he bleeds he bleeds black ink
It’s Remembrance Day. Perhaps posting this now makes some sort of sense, since the prologue had some whiny kid ‘remembering’ what happened that day, which is outlined here, in Part One.
Alright, let’s begin the National Novel Writing Month!
But One Day is the name of my novel. My friend asked me ‘so hey what you writing your book on’, and I said ‘earthquakes’. So I guess it’s about earthquakes. I don’t actually have an idea of how I’m going to structure it, so I’ll probably think of something in the next day at school or something.
I’m not going to edit any of this, so if there are grammar and spelling mistakes galore… well, I don’t actually expect anybody to read this in the first place. Besides, editing would be against the virtues of NaNoWriMo.
So, I’ll probably make all of my anime posts like one three-line haiku or something. Maybe I’ll even try writing an anime post without having watched the episode. That’ll certainly be interesting.
tl;dr: Why are you reading this post anyway if you don’t like reading?!
P.S. I suck at writing, I have never written good fiction before, ever. I guess my writing skills improved a /bit/ from smashing posts out every day since last last year, but I still haven’t ever written any good fiction. I did write one book in Grade 4, though, but it was about these people who got lost on an island inhabited by giant MapleStory mushrooms with the power of levitation who ultimately used a gun as a slingshot to fire a SOS message at a nearby ship or something. Yes, I played MapleStory in Grade 4. I quit in Grade 5 because Cash Shop came out. I PLAYED MAPLESTORY BEFORE BROA CAME OUT!
P.P.S. Seriously, don’t read this if you hate bad writing. It’s like fanfiction.net fanfiction, except 1) I’m not a fan 2) I don’t write fanfiction 3) This is not fanfiction 4) Well, I guess it’s fiction.
Anyways, here’s the prologue. I swear, I won’t add so much tl;dr next time!
Wow, I actually finished NaNoWriMo in advance, before it even started! I was stuck at a writer’s block on the fourth sentence, but suddenly, a flash of ingenuity came through and I knew exactly what to write! You see, I started this last December, after the previous NaNoWriMo which I completely failed. I scrapped that project and started a new one, and here it is now, finished after constantly working on it for the past 10 months. I’m planning a child-friendly version later on where all swear words are replaced by ‘crap’, and a cat-friendly version later on where all swear words are replaced by ‘carp’.
Anyways, Bob Was Hungry And He Was Also Sad Because He Was Bored is the full title. I purposefully made it long, because it look a long time for me to write this story, and the title conveys the mood that I wanted to set. So, here it is, my finished novel: Bob Was Hungry And He Was Also Sad Because He Was Bored. Have fun reading!
So, I’m going on vacation to some vacation-place for the next three days. Thus, all the posts in the next three days have already been written in advance, and they’re only of anime that’s already aired as of today – after all, I CAN’T WATCH ANIME BEFORE IT AIRS SORRY
Isamu is FOUND OUT by his mom who suddenly grows REALLY BIG and then lets him box, because boxing is MANLY and MEN box, just like CHRISTMAS PRESENTS box, and MOVING TRUCKS box. Isamu tells Moka that SHE SHOULD STOP BOXING because boxing is MANLY and MEN box, just like OXES and FOXES boxes and rockses. She gets MAD MAD MADRID and punches Akina in the BOX, because BOXERS BOX on a BOX, but Akina reveals everything was just as PLANNED – after all, how can you BOX A BOX if you don’t PLAN A PLAN?! Because SUDDENLY, Moka’s MOKATHER appears and MOKATHELLS her that she needs to be A MANLY MAN because only MANLY MEN can BOX AN OX without FOXING A ROCK, because nobody wants to fuck a rock. Seriously, not even manly men do that.
I don’t like how Buyuden BOOTS YOU, and THEN… uh… boxes you. In lawymen’s language, section C(80) dictates that we, O-NEW Corporation Institution Company Inc. (hereupon known as ‘O-New’, ‘us’, ‘we’, or ‘boxers’) will not be pleased (i.e. will be displeased) if an ‘arc’ (specifically the Japanese comic ‘Buyuden’ chapters Seventeen and Eighteen, hereupon referred to as ‘the manga’) concludes one (1) chapter after the ‘arc’s beginning. As the manga has concluded an ‘arc’ one chapter after it (the arc)s beginning inconclusively, we are displeased, and may begin the distribution of boxers to various affiliates around the world, since boxers are ANGRY ANGRY ARTICHOKE that a critical discussion in the manga was averted in just one chapter, and said discussion (‘a critical discussion in the manga (‘Buyuden’)’) will likely NOT reappear in later ‘arcs’. Boxers are currently being worn as undergarments, as the manga boxers say us, we, O-New boxers box in the SAD SAD SADDAM HUSSEIN as WE ARE NOT GOING TO COME COME COMUKET 80.
Two anime posts in a row because Steins;Sub just released the episode and the next episode’s going to be released tomorrow… and of course, some people probably got posts about the next episode out /already/, before it even aired…
I have a musical history exam in approximately 3 hours (since this post is scheduled, I’ll be finished my exam /exactly/ when this post is published), so here’s a short post for today, seeing as Blood Lad 13 was released some time ago.
[For fun, I am ‘watching’ this episode and typing this entire post at the same time, with my eyes closed – including while taking the screenshots. The only things that I am doing with my eyes open are typing this paragraph (and the excerpt), adding tags, uploading the screenshots, and hitting publish. Good luck…?]
OK, fine, I got lazy. But if you look at it backwards, it’s a mountain!