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ST&RS 31

I can’t get over how their first reaction is, “HOW DO THEY KNOW SHIRAFUNE’S NAME?!?!” and not, “WHOSE SKIN ARE YOU WEARING!?!?”

Then again, even now we can’t understand other animals’ communication (maybe rats, but they’re the exception), so maybe it is a big achievement to a civilization that can create magical wasp tornadoes and TELEPATHICALLY CONTROL MIKURA’S VOICE.

public enemy number 1

I also like how the alien has a Japanese name and how its graphemes, by similarity, are phonemic and thus Japanese. This is conclusive proof that the Japanese are ACTUALLY ALIENS. They even look the same!

tl;dr: actually all of the alien’s limbs are highly sensitive penii

P.S. plot twist: the aliens are actually malevolent galactic pornographers, the true aliens who sent the kids THE POWER OF THE GALAXY was actually former prime minister Junichiro Koizumi, who remains alive on the moon even into 2034.

Soumoe of the Beer Halberd 6

I can’t tell whether this is mocking traditional shounen tests or what because why the hell do you need a test to enter a dormi-oh right she’s insane. and moe. the simpsons moe.


Having him enter a student dorm is about the laziest way to introduce more quirky characters (cause everybody else is normal/rich and rich people aren’t fun to be around) ever. The only thing worse is if some autismal savant came into the picture and trust me that was baaaaaaaaaaaddd. d d d. d.

It’s also a convenient way to shape Megumi into becoming a childhood-friend-type, but she should have friends after three years in middle school, compared to Souma, whom nobody likes. Or licks.

if god is omnipresent then

god’s tongue

is watching



P.S. I didn’t need to see that pirate picture at the end. Nor the granny flashback. At least the metaphor was a flashback and not… what it usually is ._.

P.P.S. There was relatively less fanservice here than before. I guess the shower scene was supposed to be humorous at first but now, I really don’t understand why anybody would add one except because it’s such an ingrained anime icon. It’s really just pervasive and customary toilet humour.

P.P.P.S. Souma is secretly a GT Robo. his only energy source is the souls of dead squids. when he bleeds he bleeds black ink

How to Fix the Creepy Cartoon Controlling Program

The Creepy Cartoon Controlling Program, also known as the Crazy Changing Comics Player, and shortened to ‘CCCP‘, is the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик. The Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик is in charge of playing crazy changing comics, as well as controlling creepy cartoons. Sometimes, the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик does not work, whether it is because they are on strike, they are on their lunch break, it is a national holiday, or the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик has been nuked by the Соединенные Штаты Америки.

Obviously, this is a great hindrance to those who wish to watch creepy cartoons or crazy changing comics.

Having run into this problem in the past, I am experienced with the art of making the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик work. Unfortunately, I forgot how exactly I made the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик work, and the methods by which I have made the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик work are not recorded anywhere.

So, here, I shall teach you how to make the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик work.

This problem where the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик does not work is characterized by six things when you attempt to open a Matryoshka doll:

  1. A error message which pops up that says something about a ‘D3DERR_NOTAVAILBLE’;
  2. A second error message which pops up that says something about a ‘D3DERR_NOTAVAILBLE’;
  3. Audio which works;
  4. Subtitles which work;
  5. Video which doesn’t work because it is upside down;
  6. Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик which does not work.

The solution is complicated, and requires many steps. I shall provide you the instructions in a list below.

Нажмите здесь»

Kagami no Kuni no Harisugawa 27

Why am I blogging Kagami no Kuni no Harisugawa right now, instead of, say, ST&RS? Well, uh, ST&RS is going to get cancelled soon, and I haven’t seen updates for the longest time. Meanwhile, Kagami no Kuni no Harisugawa is going to get cancelled soon, but I have seen updates for the longest time.

Also, I’m here to take everything I said in my last Kagami no Kuni no Harisugawa Manga Quarterly Review back.

You see, when I made that post, I actually only read to chapter 24. I didn’t read up to chapter 26 yet. I made that post then because there was no other post to make, and so I had to make a post without actually having read what the post was talking about. I swear, I have a tag for that, but I forgot what it was. Maybe the tag was ‘Ore no Kouhai ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai’. Maybe not.

Anyways, after making that post, I read up to chapter 26. Everything got better.

And now, chapter 27.

which I didn’t read yet»

Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon 5

Look at how sad it is…

Then again, if you got stabbed in the head with a spear, you’d also be pretty sad.

‘my dad was sed’ ‘THEN WHO WAS PHONE’»

But One Day: Part One

It’s Remembrance Day. Perhaps posting this now makes some sort of sense, since the prologue had some whiny kid ‘remembering’ what happened that day, which is outlined here, in Part One.

Just don’t remember this novel»

Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai! 5


2011 Fall Anime First Impressions

This is what I expected when I came into the season.


But One Day: Prologue

Alright, let’s begin the National Novel Writing Month!

But One Day is the name of my novel. My friend asked me ‘so hey what you writing your book on’, and I said ‘earthquakes’. So I guess it’s about earthquakes. I don’t actually have an idea of how I’m going to structure it, so I’ll probably think of something in the next day at school or something.

I’m not going to edit any of this, so if there are grammar and spelling mistakes galore… well, I don’t actually expect anybody to read this in the first place. Besides, editing would be against the virtues of NaNoWriMo.

So, I’ll probably make all of my anime posts like one three-line haiku or something. Maybe I’ll even try writing an anime post without having watched the episode. That’ll certainly be interesting.

tl;dr: Why are you reading this post anyway if you don’t like reading?!

P.S. I suck at writing, I have never written good fiction before, ever. I guess my writing skills improved a /bit/ from smashing posts out every day since last last year, but I still haven’t ever written any good fiction. I did write one book in Grade 4, though, but it was about these people who got lost on an island inhabited by giant MapleStory mushrooms with the power of levitation who ultimately used a gun as a slingshot to fire a SOS message at a nearby ship or something. Yes, I played MapleStory in Grade 4. I quit in Grade 5 because Cash Shop came out. I PLAYED MAPLESTORY BEFORE BROA CAME OUT!

P.P.S. Seriously, don’t read this if you hate bad writing. It’s like fanfiction.net fanfiction, except 1) I’m not a fan 2) I don’t write fanfiction 3) This is not fanfiction 4) Well, I guess it’s fiction.

Anyways, here’s the prologue. I swear, I won’t add so much tl;dr next time!

Write On»

Bob Was Hungry And He Was Also Sad Because He Was Bored

Wow, I actually finished NaNoWriMo in advance, before it even started! I was stuck at a writer’s block on the fourth sentence, but suddenly, a flash of ingenuity came through and I knew exactly what to write! You see, I started this last December, after the previous NaNoWriMo which I completely failed. I scrapped that project and started a new one, and here it is now, finished after constantly working on it for the past 10 months. I’m planning a child-friendly version later on where all swear words are replaced by ‘crap’, and a cat-friendly version later on where all swear words are replaced by ‘carp’.

Anyways, Bob Was Hungry And He Was Also Sad Because He Was Bored is the full title. I purposefully made it long, because it look a long time for me to write this story, and the title conveys the mood that I wanted to set. So, here it is, my finished novel: Bob Was Hungry And He Was Also Sad Because He Was Bored. Have fun reading!

Read on!»

Ben-To 1 [Impressions]




This is me after this season is over (by which time I will undoubtedly not remember what the heck I decided to do and why the heck I did it):

Actually, that’s me every day»

Buyuden 21

Tiger & Bunny 21, Buyuden 21, bear.


Btooom! Manga Quarterly Review

(Hey, Batoto‘s layout changed! So last night, when I was writing this post, I was going to Batoto to get some screenshots but SUDDENLY, MAINTENANCE! ):

I should now be on vacation (hopefully not at the setting of Btooom!), so wow I’m rushed to write posts (and man, this post is loooooooong). Five posts to write today (from the Criticism post hopefully to Buyuden 21).

Blame bad branders, but boy, Btooom! begins by ‘b’, just like Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu, Bakuman, Beelzebub, Bleach, Blood Lad, Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, and Buyuden.


Tiger & Bunny 21

So, I’m going on vacation to some vacation-place for the next three days. Thus, all the posts in the next three days have already been written in advance, and they’re only of anime that’s already aired as of today – after all, I CAN’T WATCH ANIME BEFORE IT AIRS SORRY

Nobody likes me»

No. 6 6



Buyuden 18

Isamu is FOUND OUT by his mom who suddenly grows REALLY BIG and then lets him box, because boxing is MANLY and MEN box, just like CHRISTMAS PRESENTS box, and MOVING TRUCKS box. Isamu tells Moka that SHE SHOULD STOP BOXING because boxing is MANLY and MEN box, just like OXES and FOXES boxes and rockses. She gets MAD MAD MADRID and punches Akina in the BOX, because BOXERS BOX on a BOX, but Akina reveals everything was just as PLANNED – after all, how can you BOX A BOX if you don’t PLAN A PLAN?! Because SUDDENLY, Moka’s MOKATHER appears and MOKATHELLS her that she needs to be A MANLY MAN because only MANLY MEN can BOX AN OX without FOXING A ROCK, because nobody wants to fuck a rock. Seriously, not even manly men do that.

I don’t like how Buyuden BOOTS YOU, and THEN… uh… boxes you. In lawymen’s language, section C(80) dictates that we, O-NEW Corporation Institution Company Inc. (hereupon known as ‘O-New’, ‘us’, ‘we’, or ‘boxers’) will not be pleased (i.e. will be displeased) if an ‘arc’ (specifically the Japanese comic ‘Buyuden’ chapters Seventeen and Eighteen, hereupon referred to as ‘the manga’) concludes one (1) chapter after the ‘arc’s beginning. As the manga has concluded an ‘arc’ one chapter after it (the arc)s beginning inconclusively, we are displeased, and may begin the distribution of boxers to various affiliates around the world, since boxers are ANGRY ANGRY ARTICHOKE that a critical discussion in the manga was averted in just one chapter, and said discussion (‘a critical discussion in the manga (‘Buyuden’)’) will likely NOT reappear in later ‘arcs’. Boxers are currently being worn as undergarments, as the manga boxers say us, we, O-New boxers box in the SAD SAD SADDAM HUSSEIN as WE ARE NOT GOING TO COME COME COMUKET 80.

Conclusion: Substandard.

Steins;Gate 18

Two anime posts in a row because Steins;Sub just released the episode and the next episode’s going to be released tomorrow… and of course, some people probably got posts about the next episode out /already/, before it even aired…

I am, first and foremost, an artist»

No. 6 5

A literal (literary?) moeblob

With emphasis on the blob»

Blood Lad 13

I have a musical history exam in approximately 3 hours (since this post is scheduled, I’ll be finished my exam /exactly/ when this post is published), so here’s a short post for today, seeing as Blood Lad 13 was released some time ago.

Not NSFW, I swear»

Gosick 12

[For fun, I am ‘watching’ this episode and typing this entire post at the same time, with my eyes closed – including while taking the screenshots. The only things that I am doing with my eyes open are typing this paragraph (and the excerpt), adding tags, uploading the screenshots, and hitting publish. Good luck…?]

Read on»

Blood Lad 12

Thank you for sharing»

Steins;Gate 17

OK, fine, I got lazy. But if you look at it backwards, it’s a mountain!

Or a bunch of dots»

Moshi Koukou Yakyuu no Joshi Manager ga Drucker no Management wo Yondara Half Season Review

Taihen da, taihen da»

Buyuden 17